I've got cash but, I'm not a cashmere
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:37 (eighteen years ago)
I've got flu but, I'm not a flower
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:42 (eighteen years ago)
I got cussed but I'm not a Custos
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:43 (eighteen years ago)
I've got clap but I'm not a clapperboard
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:43 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a tone but I'm not a toner cartridge
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
I've got Dom but I'm not a dominatrix
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a scarf but, I'm not a scavenger
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
lol xpost!
i've got balls but i'm not a Balzac
― flyover statesman (will), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
I've got cake but, I'm not a quaker
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)
I've got stuff but I'm not a stuffed animal
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)
I've got Ken but I'm not a Kendal mint cake
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)
I've got fish but I'm not efficient.
― Simon H., Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)
I've got VD but I'm not a Visual Display Unit (abbrev.)
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
I got the win but I'm not a windowdresser
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
I've got ass but, I'm not Asperger's
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
I've got cod, but I'm not a codger
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:49 (eighteen years ago)
I've got pwn3d but, I'm not a pruner
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:50 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a badge but, I'm not a badger
I've got lice but I'm not a licensee
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:51 (eighteen years ago)
I've got crabs but I'm not a crabstick
i've got milk but i'm not a milquetoast
― CharlieNo4, Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)
I've got Poe but I'm not a poet
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)
I've got John but, I'm not a genre
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)
I've got mange but I'm not a mange-tout
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)
I've got pills but I'm not a pilsner
― allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:54 (eighteen years ago)
I've got sense but I'm not sensamilla.
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:54 (eighteen years ago)
sensimilla
I've got hash but I'm not a hash brown
I've got these nuts, but I'm not deeznuts.
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)
I got seminal but, I'm not salmonella
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)
i've got dick, but i'm not a dictator
― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)
i've got soul but i'm not a solar panel for a sex machine
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:56 (eighteen years ago)
I've got fig but, I'm not a figure
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:56 (eighteen years ago)
I've got seed but I'm not a CD player
― allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:56 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a boil but I'm not a boilermaker
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:58 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a tray but, I'm not a traitor
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:58 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a cyst, but I'm not a sister
i've got arse, but i'm not arsenio hall
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
I've got ghee but, I'm not a guitar
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a limp but I'm not a limpet mine
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
I've got wine but I'm not a Winehouse
― allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Thursday, 16 October 2008 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
I've got a zit but I'm not a plate of ziti
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)
I've got pus but I'm not a pussycat
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)
i've got sauce but i'm not a sausage
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)
I've got mine but, I'm not a minor
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)
i've got chain but i'm not cheney
― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)
i've got soul but i'm not solange knowles
― santa fe springs eternal (get bent), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)
i got all gone, but i'm not al gonzales
― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
I've got buoyancy but I'm not Beyonce Knowles
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
I've got ass but I'm no Ashton Kutcher.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)
I've got a stole but, I'm not a stollen
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)
I've got a tone but, I'm not a panetonne
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:35 (sixteen years ago)
I've got sonned but I'm not a sauna
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)
I've got coal but I'm not a cola
I've got N'Gog but I'm not Angola.
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)
I've got hair but I'm not a Hare Krishna
― poster x (ledge), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 16:41 (sixteen years ago)
I've got eyes but I'm not an Icelander
I've got shoes but I'm not a choux-fleur
― poster x (ledge), Thursday, 31 December 2009 10:06 (sixteen years ago)
I haves woes, but I'm not a woman.
― Aimless, Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)
I've got flan but I'm not a flâneur.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:44 (sixteen years ago)
I got pain but I'm not a painter
― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)
I'm not an Ice Cream Man, I'm an Ice Cream, Man!lol x 10000
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)
I got Tea but I'm not a teenager
― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)
I got a door but I'm not a daughter
― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 31 December 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)
I've got chips but I'm not a chipstick
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 11:30 (eight years ago)
I've got a crone, but I'm not a cronut.
― how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2018 13:08 (eight years ago)
I've got diarrhea but I'm not a diarist.
― I really like the acting, dialogue and especially the scenes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 May 2018 13:15 (eight years ago)
I've got a show but I'm not a shower.
― how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2018 13:27 (eight years ago)
I’ve got a desk but I’m not a Dexter
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 16:41 (eight years ago)
I’ve got a pole but I’m not a polecat
I’ve got a tube but I’m not a tuba
I've got a tool but I'm not a tulip.
― how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2018 16:55 (eight years ago)
I've got balls but, I'm not a balzac
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:01 (eight years ago)
i've got a tomb, but it's not a tumah
― 808s & Deep States (voodoo chili), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:06 (eight years ago)
I’ve got shoes, but I’m not a shoo-in
― Ross, Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:10 (eight years ago)
I've got a hose but I'm not a hostess.
― how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:22 (eight years ago)
I’m in hock but I don’t play hockey
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:42 (eight years ago)
I've got crack but I'm not a cracker
― the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:45 (eight years ago)
I've got pep but I'm not a pepper
― the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:46 (eight years ago)
I've got POLL but I'm not a poultry
I’ve got loose change but I’m unchanged
― Ross, Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:49 (eight years ago)
I've got taint but I'm not a taintblaster.
― My Favorte People Call Me Dad Soft Toddler (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:53 (eight years ago)
I’ve got homework but I’m not at home
― Ross, Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:54 (eight years ago)
I've got fibromyalgia but I'm not an algae
― del griffith, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:05 (eight years ago)
I’ve got blargh but I’m not a blargh-blargh
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:19 (eight years ago)
I’ve got fjords but I’m not a Norway
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:21 (eight years ago)
I’ve got Scots but I’m not a Scotland
I’ve got Swedes but I’m not a Sweden
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:22 (eight years ago)
Oh man it’s like a country of colonizing immigrants could do this all day
I’ve got Danes but I’m not a Denmark
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:23 (eight years ago)
I’ve got Air but I’m not Zaire
I’m got Turks but I’m not a Turkey
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:24 (eight years ago)
I’ve got moose but I’m not Canadian
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:25 (eight years ago)
I've got kids but I'm not a kid no
― Mark G, Thursday, 31 May 2018 20:21 (eight years ago)
I’ve got a job but I don’t have the patience of job
― Ross, Thursday, 31 May 2018 21:36 (eight years ago)
"I'm not a lobbyist but I'm the chairman of a lobbying company"
― Mark G, Friday, 1 June 2018 10:32 (eight years ago)
I got pain, but I'm not a painter..
― Mark G, Friday, 1 June 2018 10:38 (eight years ago)
I've got wind, but I'm not a window-cleaner.
― Alba, Friday, 1 June 2018 10:59 (eight years ago)
I got croup, but I'm not a croupier
― Mark G, Friday, 1 June 2018 11:24 (eight years ago)