Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women.

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This guys is awesome. Someone please give him a TV show PRONTO.

ian, Saturday, 18 October 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

droppin vagina panties all over the place

HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 18 October 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

is he wearing a helmetcam?!

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 18 October 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

This is funnier than that new Eddie Murphy movie...

snoball, Saturday, 18 October 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

it's funnier than any Eddie Murphy movie

wanna get your snack on

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

er, no thanks...

snoball, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

best part is when he is doing the "becky" voice.

ian, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha vagina panties

harbl, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

omg becky!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

arizona ice tea, for the bourgie hood chick.

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

They can only be called Cornish panties if they are actually made in Cornwall...

snoball, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

new costco mascot?

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

this guy does not have a balanced diet

harbl, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

if we poll the contents of his fridge and vitaminwater gets a single vote ilx shd be deleted imo

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

rooooooooooong

HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know why but "the mature woman who still drinks juice" makes me lol and lol

horseshoe, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

yeah vitamin water is kinda pointless but i'm more of a straight water lady so i dunno

harbl, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

his shout out to the people who make kool aid is also classic. he has a good point.

ian, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

about gettin blue juice on his white carpet.

ian, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

hoos you ever read the side of those things let alone tasted them

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:35 (seventeen years ago)

I want caramel popcorn cereal like TOMORROW for breakfast. :/

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

oh usa y u braek hart

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

i will never have caramel popcorn cereal for breakfast

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

hint: the name of the company is Glacéau which is actually technically unpronounceable

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

laugh @ 1:15 is incredible

HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

hoos you ever read the side of those things let alone tasted them

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, October 18, 2008 11:35 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

yes and yes and formula 50 or kelly clarkson's FOCUS with a little vodka in it is heeeeeeeeeaven

HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:39 (seventeen years ago)

you forgive the excruciating and faux-hip blurb then

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:41 (seventeen years ago)

because i cannot forgive

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

I CAN"T FORGIVE THIS DRINK MANUFACTURER. HE HAS INSULTED ME WITH HIS ATTEMPTS TO BE HIP AND, GOSH, SELL A PRODUCT!

ian, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

there is the compounding issue of the rancid fluid within

but yeah you're only reading that shit if you've actually bought a bottle i guess so sucks to you

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet. Thanks.

Roasted Ghost (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

hint: the name of the company is Glacéau which is actually technically unpronounceable

Glacel Glacéau

snoball, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

uǝɯoʍ ʇɐɟ

M.V., Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:58 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ is that a ransom note or something?

snoball, Saturday, 18 October 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

I watched this earlier.

wanna get your snack on - made me lol.

The whole part about the big girls with the pretty faces was great.

Zangelbert Bingledack (ENBB), Sunday, 19 October 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

this dude reminds me of an old bro daaaaaaaaamn i'm gonna have to send him this

HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 19 October 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

and then I'm like, yeah Becky...

circles, Sunday, 19 October 2008 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

"yeeeaaah, becky" is definitely the best part

horseshoe, Sunday, 19 October 2008 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

my dad was over here the other day
he thought i was playin
i can't believe it's not butter
man, this shit
you can drink this shit
and it ain't butter
it's like butter flavor
but it ain't butter

jergins, Sunday, 19 October 2008 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

snacks on snacks

the valves of houston (gbx), Sunday, 19 October 2008 02:46 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, I admire his enthusiasm and the fact that he takes pride in his possessions and planning skills no matter how trivial. From the nutritional POV, his love nest does needs some improvement. Besides, having a PS3 and a xbox360 isn't really likely to impress the ladies. As a matter of fact, his fridge and cupboard seem to have been stocked with a Metal Gear Solid 4 marathon in mind, not women, but he sure sounds giddy anyway.

p.s.: he also has pizza and other food in his bathroom, check out the broken foot video on his channel.

Vision, Sunday, 19 October 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

what a chore of a movie

long as fuck, not really gripping in any places

made me want a sandwich really bad though

allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Sunday, 19 October 2008 09:18 (seventeen years ago)

Awesome...I kinda wanna make my own version of this...and "here's my mo-fo mouldy ass jam"...er, or something.

I'm sure I will be saying "get your snack on baby" at work tomorrow.

Autobot Lover (jel --), Sunday, 19 October 2008 09:29 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha my sister is way into Arizona Iced Tea

Teddy Riley (The Reverend), Sunday, 19 October 2008 10:29 (seventeen years ago)

hoos you ever read the side of those things let alone tasted them

I'm gonna stick my neck out and guess that the American packaging doesn't have screeds of cuddlestein bollocks about Jemima losing her wellies at Glastonbury or whatever it was

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 19 October 2008 10:40 (seventeen years ago)

my attention span's too low to watch the whole video right now (sad right?) but the topic title's pretty OTM.

Maria, Sunday, 19 October 2008 11:42 (seventeen years ago)

This dude has ripped his entire schtick off Leon Black from Curb Your Enthusiasm so fuck giving him a TV show but you've got to admire his forward planning. Where's the booze in this fridge?

Matt DC, Sunday, 19 October 2008 12:59 (seventeen years ago)

Smirnoff Ice, but that's hardly booze, is it?

snoball, Sunday, 19 October 2008 13:01 (seventeen years ago)

Actually, reminds me of Jack's fridge in "Fight Club":

how embarrassing, a house full of condiments caffeinated beverages and no food

snoball, Sunday, 19 October 2008 13:03 (seventeen years ago)

He's a lover, alcohol might affect his performance, and the ladies wouldn't like that.

Autobot Lover (jel --), Sunday, 19 October 2008 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

Mr Chi City Mayne has to be my favourite person currently living.

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 8 February 2009 23:27 (sixteen years ago)

"Can y'all give me a fighting chance to get the draws?"

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 8 February 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

a moment of silence for the brand new italian tile

your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 February 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

this guy is like the christina hendricks of wkiw right?

your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 February 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)

He got snacks on snacks.

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 8 February 2009 23:48 (sixteen years ago)

I was going to say "uh, how come Smirnoff Ice is the only booze you have in your fridge?" and then I saw the cabinet in the latter YouTube and was all O I C.

System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, 8 February 2009 23:50 (sixteen years ago)

"I don't even drink, it's for the women"

snoball, Sunday, 8 February 2009 23:52 (sixteen years ago)

oh my god, hero

Robin van Injury (country matters), Monday, 9 February 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

i love this man

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 February 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)

long vids

fields of salmon, Monday, 9 February 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

i am glad i've never had poon that required cable :/

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 9 February 2009 03:05 (sixteen years ago)

i got cereal and milk now

sleep, Monday, 9 February 2009 03:35 (sixteen years ago)

YEA THE GIRL WAS BRAGGING ON HER VAGINA - PANTIES

steve "no neck" yamaguchi (vermonter), Monday, 9 February 2009 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

his toilet's broke now. dude can't catch a break in 09

kamerad, Monday, 9 February 2009 03:45 (sixteen years ago)

keepin it stocked with some tasty coors light. what lady can resist a shot from the silver bullet? whieepioewww.

burt_stanton, Monday, 9 February 2009 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

Mr $7.63 an hour!!

throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Monday, 9 February 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)


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