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Cum Fart Cocktails # 2

cgemini1940 in Detroit gave it 5 stars and says:

If you Like cum farts you love this flick!

Chuck 8130 from Texas only gave it 4 stars but says:

their is to much to say, lol.

http://www.cduniverse.com/images/stars-3.gifGreat!!!
Great!!! Well worth waiting for to finally see Alexis Texas -The No1 Butt In Porn- get Fucked in the Ass. I was spewin' with Final Scene. 10/10 Mr. Will H and Ms. Sam No
Submitted by DTW (London, UK.)
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So good he made it all the way through the movie!

Well Zero Tolerance just keeps out doing them selves with each new Interactive Sex title. If you are a Bree Olson fan this is a must! The interactive blow job is outstanding and improved with total control on the pop shot you get to decide if Bree takes a facial, swallows or takes the love juice all over her tits. New tit fuck option is very nice. Bree's dirty talk is nothing short of well.....all you could ask for. My only gripe with this movie is with not being able to skip through the scenes on disc 2. Other than that a flawless production. I look forward to more.
Submitted by Sean (SA,TX)
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Ben in London was not impressed with the goods in Super Size Meat:

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THESE GUYS ARE SMALL!!
FIT birds being with pussy streched well, that makes for a good DVD by my reckoning!! would have preferred less 'hat' action but you can't have everything.

Um . . . what the hell is 'hat' action?

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Wasn't this guy asking for guess papers?

please contact
very hot
Submitted by meetavneesh (india)

'hat' action?

condom?

Excellent
I bought this because I love Lily Thai. She is in it, but it is girl/girl. However, this DVD is packed with beautiful Asian women doing the wild thing with great enthusiasm. If you love beautiful Asian/Oriental women, this flick will do it for you.
Submitted by alannon (Colorado, USA) Verified Buyer
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Thanking you! I am obv not familiar enough with the lingo.

http://www.cduniverse.com/images/stars-5.gif5 STARS!!
5 FUCKING STARS, 6 IF THIS FLICK HAD CREME PIES
Submitted by THE GRANTHAM GRIZZLA (QUEENS, NY, USA)

Worth It
I bought this video last weekend and it was definitely hot. All the babes look good, the photography is really good. It was a really good porn purchase.
Submitted by Badlnds (Maryland, USA)

limp dick
Long Dong Silver's scene was a disappointment. They didn't focus on his trouser snake hardly at all, probably because the long, pencil thin appendage is useless as a sexual organ. Other scenes we O.K.
Submitted by Mickey (Illinois)http://www.cduniverse.com/images/i-vbuyer.gif

Mickey in Illinois demands more trouser snake.

Great scenes, and one of the girls just blew me away with her squirting ability.

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Of the over 500 adult DVDs in our collection this one is in the bottom 50. We just don't understand what the people writing some of these reviews were watching.
Submitted by BK & EA (ST. PAUL, MN)

The settings are as luscious as the action, the score well chosen, and the sex scenes to die for. Oh, for the feel of Misty Beethoven's lips on our manhood! Five stars for the finest porn film ever!

Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain!

The girls all have nice asses but they don't get fucked right.

On Big Phat Black: 4 Pack

great looking woman some need some work there teeth but nice to look at.
Submitted by jm (mphs tn.)

After watching 3 I order 2
Worth every penny. I would rank this series as high as Cum Fart Cocktails!
Submitted by BB (Columbia, MD)

http://www.cduniverse.com/images/stars-5.gif Girls on this video are hotttt!!!
These girls really have massive asses
Submitted by mike t (las cruces, nm)

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17 girls and over 8 hours of ass jiggling fun for the whole family!

Fantastic girls, fantastic handjobs, blowjobs and faceshots!
Absolutely fantastic. Beautiful girs, fantastic handjobs/blowjobs and they want, they loved cum over the lips, all over the face.. a marvelous shock! BEST I'VE EVER SEEN!
Submitted by superfabb (Rome, ITALY)

Mom's Black Cock Anal Nightmare

VERY HOT DVD THAT FUELS MY FANTASIES!
I'm a happily married white woman with grown children and a huge sexual appetite. I'm faithful, but I can not deny the fantasies I have had for years about being fucked over and over again in the ass by fat black cocks. I've used fat black dildoes but this movie is as close to the fantasy as I've ever gotten and I make myself cum just from watching it. It's that hot! Maybe one day, the hubby and I will find the courage to take the dive to the other side, but for now, this video holds me over and keeps my fantasies wet and sticky. Thanks West Coast video for doing your part to satisfy my insatiable fantasies. The only thing better than this video would be to have a big fat black cock plowing out my asshole right now. Love, Brenda from Massachusetts.
Submitted by Brenda Boyer (Fitchburg, Massachusetts)
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Oh Brenda Boyer.

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I was spewin' with Final Scene.