Anyone here know about INS regulations?

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I want to officially emigrate to the USA, for the sole reason that I want to amass a huge collection of firearms

― dave q, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

See, the countries of my birth and current residence don't allow for that sort of thing. If I stated my reason on an immigration form would that work for or against me? Could I get the NRA to sponsor me? It's my human right to have a basement like a garrison!

― dave q, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― Ed, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dave, I think you should contact the NRA with this request. I would be very amused to see their response.

― Samantha, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fuckin Chicago has some of the strictest handgun control laws of any major urban area.

― Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hooray for fucking Chicago!

― Colin Meeder, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

fuck fucking chicago

― Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's weird; when I lived in Greek Town there was this diner I'd compulsively order patty melts at and there were always two plainclothes cops in there with big-ass guns hanging off their belts, chowing down on gyros or something. It was offensive for some reason I can't quite place. Guess it's just for the police though.... the cops are BADASS is Chi-town... do they still sweep thru the El with the drug dogs? that shit always gave me th4 ph3aR

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tracer: you talkin bout Zorba's or Mr. Greek's or that other one ("Gyro City" or somthin) where they're all kitty-corner to eachother like two stops from the blue line? I eat there all the fuckin time, and yep the cops are all ovah the place there.

You haven't been able to register new handguns in the city limits for like 10 years or so.

― Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ZORBA's!! oh, for a glimpse of that red-haired girl

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

CHARLIE BROWN LIVES!!!

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tracer -- they still have the dogs sweeping the trains sometime, but I just want to note that I've concluded from terrifying personal experience that those aren't drug dogs.

― Bitsupitchu, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like Zorba's liver & onions.

― Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i like it with a big Amarone

― mark s, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm a card-carrying NRA member, despite never having fired a gun in my life. Perhaps I could sponsor you?

― Kris, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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