Health and Safety Regulations

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This attitude, this whole health and safety, human rights act culture, has infected every part of our life. If you’re a police officer you now cannot pursue an armed criminal without first filling out a risk assessment form. Teachers can’t put a plaster on a child’s grazed knee without calling a first aid officer

David Cameron, a couple of weeks ago...

Which 'elf and safety story do you hear the most?

Poll options taken from the HSE Myth of the Month website.
http://www.hse.gov.uk/myth/

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Egg boxes banned in craft lessons 1
Even Mr Punch needs a risk assessment 1
Kids must wear goggles to play conkers 1
Workers banned from putting up decorations 0
Children were banned from riding at a donkey derby 0
Health and safety laws ban bonfires 0
Electrical testing 0
Hard hats for trapeze artists 0
Long and complex risk assessments 0
Safety Experts resolve to make people miserable 0
Every possible risk needs a safety sign 0
Toy 'weapons' in a play had to be locked-up 0
If a pupil is hurt, the teacher is likely to be sued 0
Health and safety laws banned hanging baskets 0
Health and safety laws banned poles in fire stations 0
All park benches must be replaced 0
Adults can't put plasters on children's cuts 0
HSE bans this, that and the other 0
HSE has banned stepladders 0


no amount of cajolery (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 19 October 2008 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

Even Mr Punch needs a risk assessment police check

NickB, Monday, 20 October 2008 08:17 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 23 October 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 24 October 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

oh man this could've been a real US v UK corker!

my other son is a zamboni (gbx), Friday, 24 October 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)


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