Are you an in/outie person?

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I am an in person.

― nathalie, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Talking about my belly button or whatever ya call that damn knot on your tummy. (Ex-squeeze moi, mia Englese no too buene.)

― nathalie, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In....jesus it's about 3 centimetres in now.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

obviously i don't have one

― mark s, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

markS in Otherkin alert shockah!! mine goes in. is this supposed to mean you are fat or something?

― katie, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That might be what Ronan is implying! In for me, at least.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I still have my umbilical cord attached. It's v.useful on the tube.

― N., Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Num Num
Bilical Cord - Um.

― Pete, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am in. I think I should leave this thread now, as talk of bellybuttons really freaks me out. Like, the idea of turning yourself inside out, or prodding it and getting your finger embedded in some nether world. Ew.

― alix, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What about Videodrome type nightmare where you hide in your belly button????????????

― nathalie, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I dated two guys who would always say "don't touch my belly button, it hurts"... and this amazed me. Is it common to have one so sensitive or whatever that you can't even touch it? I used to think they were kidding... mine is no more or less sensitive than anywhere else.

― Sean, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bloody terrifying. I could get lost in there.

― alix, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Innie covered in hair (nice huh). I think it's some kind of portal and cannot touch it.

― Jonnie, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Innie, v. deep owing to tubby middle and therefore haven for blue fluff.

― RickyT, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, what is this fluff? I never get fluff. Why don't I get fluff?

― alix, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cos you don't wear pants? apparently boffins have shown that the fluff comes from pants and works its way up, where previously it was thought to be from tops/shirts/ect and worked down.

This is true.

― Alan T, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't either, Lixi, I think it's cos we WASH REGULARLY unlike the mucky bastards round here.

I have a pierced belly button - I don't think it's possible to pierce outies, is it?

― Emma, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my belly button is a tiny tunnelling reminder of the origins of me. it is an inny. and i feel nauseous when i touch it.

― nickie, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a bath every morning, I'll have you know! Mysteriously, this fails to prevent fluff build up.

― RickyT, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I do wear pants! Are chap pants of made from a different stuff to lady pants?

― alix, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mine are made of sugar and spice & all things nice.

― Emma, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

EDIBLE UNDERWEAR!

― RickyT, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Damn, Emma. If those are your pants, they must melt away after a brisk walk.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Scandalous, Mr. Perry! That's nowhere near as salacious a comment as I expected from you.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was going to say something about them getting all steamy and sticky but decided at the last minute that that would be in horrifingly bad taste. (Oddly enough, the first phrase that popped into my head after reading "sugar and spice pants", "edible undies", and "brisk wlak" in close proximity was "horrifyingly bad taste".)

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

can you undo your bellybutton? it's just a knot after all... and if you did undo it, where would it lead to?

mine's an inny.

― minna, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

innie. i have nice feet.

― jel --, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No one has outies anymore.

― N., Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The whole "inny v. outy" question was a cleverly contrived but rather infantile joke.

Since everyone's navel goes in, rather than out, asking someone to declare the concavity or convexity of their belly button inevitably results in their declaring, "I am an inny", which (when spoken) is indistinguishable from their declaring, "I am a ninny."

― Little Nipper, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"don't touch my belly button, it hurts" it does, really. try it stick your finger in really hard.
― Chris, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am a ninny too and I like a bit of the inny and outy.
― Deadman, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Once upon a time, mine went out. When I was a tiny child. Now, though, it goes in. I wish I'd been watching when it flipped.
― caitlin, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i have the deepest innie out of everyone i know.
― di, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Vinnie is an innie.

― Vinnie, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

woohoo! could i live there instead of under the sink??!

no wait, on second thoughts, that really is just ickety.

― petra jane, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

also, does anyone else find outties aesthetically unpleasing/unsexy/ just kinda...icky? or am i just weird?

― petra jane, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you can live in my belly button if you want, but its so deep it gets kinda stinky cos i can't wash it proper. i have no preference for navels.

― di, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

get in touch with your inner outie
get in touch with your in or outie
get in touch with your inner Audi

― Skottie, Thursday, 6 November 2003 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

you can live in my belly button if you want, but its so deep it gets kinda stinky cos i can't wash it proper. i have no preference for navels.
-- di (ladydie...), April 25th, 2002.

The view from inside...
http://www.nevadawilderness.org/eastern/worthrapel.jpg

― Skottie, Thursday, 6 November 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

For the longest time, my mom kept our cords. What are they called? THe part that was actually in the belly button. Anyway, it was really sick. She'd taped them into our baby scrapbooks and they were all crusty and ICK!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never actually seen an outie up close.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

OK, this deserves revival!

I have a friend with an outie. You should have seen her when she was 8 months pregnant. Her bellybutton poked through her shirt like she had a boner or a little tail on the front.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I never thought something could be simultaneously cute and disgusting.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

haha boner.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

aw a girl at work is like that now (re: belly b)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I was repulsed and -- well, actually just repulsed. Especially when she wanted to hug.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

hehe repulsed physically

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I was pregnant, too. Our arms weren't long enough.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7738144.stm

all her agent will say is "she's not an alien".

― Alba, Thursday, 20 November 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

I used to be an outie, but over the past few years it has receded into an innie.

― Z S on the internet (Z S), Thursday, 20 November 2008 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

receded or been enveloped.

― Ed, Thursday, 20 November 2008 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

Sixty years ago I was house-surgeon to a London surgeon, a real Lancelot Spratt character. He thought the umbilicus was a nasty dirty place and when operating on anyone's abdomen he would, without permission or consultation, cut it out. My job was to invent some story to tell the patient why it had been necessary. How times have changed.
Bill Hunt

o_O

― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Thursday, 20 November 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

he's right, it is a nasty dirty place

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 November 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

receded or been enveloped.

Receded. I've actually lost weight over the past few years, you'd think my outie would have become more prominent, not less.

― Z S on the internet (Z S), Thursday, 20 November 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

Adam and Eve didn't have belly buttons either.

― One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Thursday, 20 November 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

To my way of thinking, this whole innie/outie imbroglio was created in order to persuade unsuspecting elementary school children to proclaim, "I am a ninny" while being under the delusion that they were really saying "I am an innie."

― Aimless, Thursday, 20 November 2008 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

i was an outtie until about age 12(?) then i was suddenly an innie

― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Thursday, 20 November 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

I was an innie until about 8 months into my last pregnancy. Ever since then, I have an ambinavel which can go either way!

― Meg (Meg Busset), Thursday, 20 November 2008 19:15 (seventeen years ago)

woah

― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Thursday, 20 November 2008 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

Meg is ambiomphalous?

― Aimless, Thursday, 20 November 2008 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

i wonder what this pregnancy will do to you

― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Thursday, 20 November 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

nobody's mentioned the erogenous aspect yet?

― collardio gelatinous, Thursday, 20 November 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

The navel's transfiguration from a vestigial fetal feeding tube to a person's erotic appendage can be ascertained from the attention it gets, ranging from a partner's casual stares to more intimate prodding.

― Trackpants Tree, Thursday, 20 November 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

i can fit my housekeys into my navel

― the head werewolf's girlfriend (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 November 2008 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

outie as a little kid, innie since i suppose i was about 11 or 12.

― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Thursday, 20 November 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

Innie until the last couple of years when my growing gut made it go SPROING into an outie.

― a new Rock Hardy screen name because I can't find the old one (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 20 November 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

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