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http://progressivescript.com/images/Mother%20of%20All%20Sunsets-peak.jpg

can you believe this bullshit??!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://alisha.nomadlife.org/uploaded_images/IMGP1355-704546.JPG

get off the internet, you goddamned loser

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos.igougo.com/images/p187483-Sarasota-The_sunsets_are_fantastic.jpg

Shortly before the oil spill that eradicated all signs of natural life...

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos.igougo.com/images/p187483-Sarasota-The_sunsets_are_fantastic.jpg

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.tackroominc.com/images/I_Love_Ponies_Tee.jpg
this is the worst thing i've ever laid eyes on

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/SHOWBIZ/books/10/20/library.cat.book.ap/art.dewey.jpg

conrad, Monday, 20 October 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.burgernoodle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/amy_poehler.jpg

what a disgrace to society, worse than sarah palin

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.missouriskies.org/rainbow/rainbow_elam_3.jpg

Poke my eyes out with sticks, why don't you.

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.wolaver.org/animals/koko.jpg
vommmmmmmmiiiitttttt

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://sloths.us/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/sloth_in_a_box.jpg

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY EVEN GAVE THIS USELESS HEAP OF SHIT A BOX

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/469060076_e70091dfc4.jpg

just go die, you waste of oxygen

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/otter-beer.jpg

christ on a goddamned bike, get better taste in beer you reprobate.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

in my day people had more goddamned son of a bitch respect

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/reptile-pictures-breeders-babies/crocodile-pictures-breeders-babies/pictures/crocodile-0001.jpg

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sdgfp.info/Wildlife/Education/OutdoorCampus/baby%20fawn.jpg

suffering FUCK.

i fire doughnuts from a hooter to paralyse my enemies (grimly fiendish), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

HEY

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

I am certainly a bit upset about certain things in this world.

Abbott, Monday, 20 October 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://khedo.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/taj-mahal.jpg

symmetry...barf!

horseshoe, Monday, 20 October 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

if i had one wish -- just one wish, like if i was dying of terminal cancer and make a wish was like "what do you want, out of us" -- i would wish to set every single goddamned thing in this photo on fire:
http://davelandweb.com/dvd/images/muppets2/muppets2_2.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

NO REALLY IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?

http://hfeimages.aristotle.net/DW/DW_Dining_Bakery01_md.jpg

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.dailykitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/427d170f9efb5squee.jpg

maybe it'll suffocate and you can get a pet toad instead, dipshits

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:34 (seventeen years ago)

look at this shit! it's like these two think they're adorable or a cute couple or special or something. guess what, guys, any retard can get married! go drown!
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/080505/eli_manning240.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.success.co.il/knowledge/images/Pillar2-Supernatural-GodCreates-Man-Sistine-Chapel.jpg

there's some serious FUCKING bullshit RIGHT THERE.

i fire doughnuts from a hooter to paralyse my enemies (grimly fiendish), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/0/0c/Groverkimmel.jpeg

What a cocksuck.

sometimes I pretend I am very huge and icy (kenan), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.nanalan.com/wooka.jpg

BASTARD.

i fire doughnuts from a hooter to paralyse my enemies (grimly fiendish), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

yo jerkwad, i look forward to that dude back there clubbing you.
http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/40/arctic_seals_tours_T3500.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

xpost: woah, a move to puppets happens simultaneously, by accident. i actually googled for "kind old man".

i fire doughnuts from a hooter to paralyse my enemies (grimly fiendish), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

it just gets worse and WORSE

http://www.knowsley.gov.uk/resources/217889/lollipoplady_joanmcgloughin.jpg

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.orlando-guide.info/forums/Data/Nina%20A/20086614437_fatherChristmas.JPG

UR GONNA GET ANGINA

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/29/sunset_photograph_sc177.jpg

Un-fucking-believable!

Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.jillstanek.com/Obama%20kissing%20a%20baby.jpg

that is IT! i am voting for mccain.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.wildnatureimages.com/images%202/Holgate-Glacier-1..jpg

Thank god global warming will take care of THIS fucking eyesore

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

Ahaha iceberg synergy

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.breederretriever.com/photopost/data/606/springer.jpg

ugh

Eazy, Monday, 20 October 2008 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/AuroraBorealis.jpg

what is this rainbow ice-dancing faggotry, fuck you

playing the abortion card (elmo argonaut), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.totalwallpapers.com/places/wallpapers/fuji-japan-cherry-blossoms-and-mount.jpg

ugh. just...ugh.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_BSEgazDzwhk/R2neF_aYUcI/AAAAAAAAAk0/xIEx1awaBOM/ATT79025.jpg

Wipe that fucking look off your face and bring Mommy a beer.

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://costumzee.com/view/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/teletubbies.jpg
I'm going to throw up in a bucket.

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/alaska/images/s/alaska-aurora-borealis.jpg

god i can't wait for light pollution to make this crapola a thing of the past

oh screw u elmo :D

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.lasplash.com/uploads/2/makers-750mlBottle.jpg
don't fuck with me, asshole. bring me a man's drink already.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/bluepeter.jpg
It's enough to make you want to shoot smack into your eyeballs.

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.babyanimalz.com/images/baby.tigers.jpg

Call me in 10 years when this is a rug.

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.success.co.il/knowledge/images/Pillar2-Supernatural-GodCreates-Man-Sistine-Chapel.jpg

SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SHIT EVERY TIME

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:44 (seventeen years ago)

BIG DICK WHISKEY

sometimes I pretend I am very huge and icy (kenan), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/03/bird_wideweb__430x327,0.jpg

how could evolution be so fucking retarded

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.cookingwithpam.com/enabled/indoor_grilling/images/medium_rare_steak325_sliced.jpg
Take this shit back, I said rare you stupid fuck!

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah that's not a joke, that's medium-rare if I've ever seen it.

sometimes I pretend I am very huge and icy (kenan), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

MEDIUM, even. The very thought.

sometimes I pretend I am very huge and icy (kenan), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://education.ed.pacificu.edu/sweb/gutierrez/volcano/Volcano.jpg

god, leave a little for next time dude. PATHETIC.

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Monday, 20 October 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

Sorry, couldn't find one that was dripping blood. SNOBALL YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://keetsa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/pepsi.JPG
You goddamn moron, I said "coke"! Shove them up your arse and fuck off while you're doing it!

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

this one is actually good because out of shot is a boiled kettle ready to fill the cups up
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/44334153_3e9114058d.jpg

not_goodwin, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

yikes...just...yikes. if this doesn't make you wish you were dead, nothing will.

http://www.filetransit.com/images/screen/8eeeccce840c1630cac59a06ad2e72c7_3D_Waterfall_Screensaver.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://stgabss.net/SpecialNeeds/images/stories/famous/agatha_christie_in_1937.jpg
Do you think, just for once, you could write a story where I don't figure out who did it by the end of page 6?

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://standing8.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/b72453aretha-franklin-posters.jpg

shut the hell up

horseshoe, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

can dogs have abortions? cos that's what should've happened with this lot.

http://www.rossgermanshepherds.com/images/german-shepherd-puppies-blanket.jpg

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

Fry & Laurie beat us to it...

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

"just gave that guy AIDS loooool"

http://crazyeighth.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/heathcliff1.png

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.bermudastyles.com/bermuda/images/bermuda-vacations.jpg

christ almighty, what a shit show.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.thebridgeacrosstheuniverse.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/sombrero1024x768.jpg

whatever. just kill me now, ait?

allez, allons-y, on y va (ledge), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.whowalkinbrooklyn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/coney1982wwib.jpg

weren't you supposed to close down three years ago? get out of ny already!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

Stop exaggerating and tell the truth you sneaky cow!
http://students.umf.maine.edu/~hartfoac/Holocaust%20WebQuest/anne-frank.jpg

not_goodwin, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

OH MY HOW ORIGINAL
http://downeastlearns.org/roldan/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/maracas.jpg

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://hongkong-escorts.com/Crucifiction-of-Jesus.jpg
Well I'm not surprised you haven't finished making that table I ordered, gallivanting around the country, crashing weddings, doing street magic. Stop hanging around and finish my table!

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

This just made me sick out of my nose!
http://ladyshalene.scriptmania.com/EGSTASY/BRITANNIA/LadyDianaFlowers.jpg
check the website out, oh man!

not_goodwin, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.daviddunkle.com/buddha_big.jpg

someone needs a sandwich

cameron carr, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/B72416~Eric-Morecambe-Ernie-Wise-Posters.jpg
You two tossbags can wipe that look off your faces. Do you actually have any jokes?

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/image/s_sunset23.jpg

Seen one, seen 'em all.

Eazy, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://i35.tinypic.com/hwl5xe.jpg

THIS IS AMERICA, SPEAK AMERICAN

C-L, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.uscg.mil/History/gifs/Wright_Brothers_Flyer.jpg
You call that flying? I get further off the ground when I fart.

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Job/Marilyn-Monroe-oversized-postcard--.jpg
This isn't one of those ugly modelling agencies dear. Do you have an attractive sister?

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Strasse/4660/Archives/Beethoven-max.jpg
You're deaf?! Well I'm not surprised your music is a load of old tosh, then...

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/7332/img2087ps2.jpg

Yeah, fucking crush the skull. Pity is for the weak!

C-L, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://scienceguy288.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/4-pyramids-giza.jpg

BIG FUCKING DEAL, way totally half-ass a thing

playing the abortion card (elmo argonaut), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.nomadicmatt.com/photos/blog%20pics/historicalplaces/stonehenge.jpg
It took how long to build? And now you can't remember what it's for? Typical waste of taxpayers money...

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.universetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/volcanoupi_800x531.jpg
Volcanos and storms every fucking night. Can't you see I'm trying to sleep assholes?

derelict, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

xpost haha

sometimes I pretend I am very huge and icy (kenan), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

I was going to say something like "Boris Johnson vanity project", but I couldn't find a monument old enough...

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:52 (seventeen years ago)

dr morbius tribute thread?

and what, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1033/582093783_f7d4585a41.jpg
yawn

snoball, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:58 (seventeen years ago)

i have made that volcano and storms my new wallpaper, for what it's fucking worth.

Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

wow, that's great, you look beautiful, good choice!
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c378/ShaeButter/Funny%20Cartoons%20and%20Pics/MostPiercings.jpg

not_goodwin, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/wad_10_17/wad03_16669071.jpg

BOO FUCKING HOO

the valves of houston (gbx), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

looks like jack abramoff

and what, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

It must really suck to be the remora trailing around such a sadsack shark. Like being one of McCain's aides.

latebloomer, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 01:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3103/2575629565_d0919ff1dd.jpg

NO WAY AM I EATING THAT -- FUCK OFF, NO REALLY YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!

the next grozart, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 01:19 (seventeen years ago)

not feelin this thread, but this is pretty amaze:

http://www.janbrett.com/images/i_love_my_dad.gif

ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 01:25 (seventeen years ago)

disgusting

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.borgesian.com/borges.jpg

pick a random 20-year-old off the street and ask him, just ask him if he even knows what the fuck a card catalog is

nippevenette (unregistered), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 02:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://koinpro.tripod.com/BarsMedalsRounds/1916_Quarter_Dollar_obv.JPG

our own daughters, wives, nieces are breastfeeding in public, and you dare to say it's natural!?

nippevenette (unregistered), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

Liberty is a whore, everyone knows that

sometimes I pretend I am very huge and icy (kenan), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 02:49 (seventeen years ago)

^^^should be engraved on all american coins and currency from this day forward

nippevenette (unregistered), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 03:01 (seventeen years ago)

this is an angrier, webbier version of that other thread

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 03:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/54/LewisHamiltonPortrait.jpg/498px-LewisHamiltonPortrait.jpg
Bloody slowcoach Sunday drivers not letting anyone pass...

snoball, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 08:09 (seventeen years ago)

this is an angrier, webbier version of that other thread

now it's even angrier and webbier:

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2007/04/mad-spidey.jpg

I'm glad the chihuahua beat it this wkend (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 08:12 (seventeen years ago)

HA that looks more like a Garbage Pail Kid than a Garbage Pail Kid.

sometimes I pretend I am very huge and icy (kenan), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 08:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.treehugger.com/swimming-tiger-underwater-photo7.jpg

Dead Cat Bounce (Ed), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 12:28 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/212/513529261_c992000d42_o.jpg

jesus what fucking fatties.

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

I was looking for this thread recently.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

someday i will hold a baby otter of my very own

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:59 (sixteen years ago)

and then drown it

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:00 (sixteen years ago)


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