A guy running for county commissioner here took a picture of our window

The chub Repub with the url of shortbaldhonest.com who is running for county commissioner here took a photo of the Obama signs in our window. The signs are from the primary so they say "OBAMA '08" and then in mall letters "vote Feb. 3rd." He thought we were trying to pull some hilarious tactic to confuse Democrats about when the election was so they'd miss it on Nov. 4 and wait until February to vote.

Pretty...sneaky? of us?

Dude was laughing like hell at our crazy prank!

Projection.

shortbaldhonest.com

And is he?

We can be fairly sure of the first two, I think.

Well, he is short and bald, and he was honest about why he thought our signs were hilarious. He also asked permission to take a photo.

According to thes FLIER in the mail today, he is:

• FAMILY MAN
• US ARMY VETERAN
• INVENTOR with 5 US PATENTS
• Local BUSINESS OWNER, 21 years

And he has,,,,some....solutions?

"Space Port Tax – If other counties and private companies want to partner with us, should we go it alone? We need to consider options.

(formatted as in flier)

What did he invent! The world must know!

"Served in many positions from Sunday School Teacher to Economic Advisor."

If I got this buy's resume, I would be embarrassed by its formatting.

I'm guessing he is more short than he is bald and more bald than he is honest

I don't know, sounds like he already has Palin beat. Maybe McCain should have gone with this guy.

• Soccer training device
Document Type and Number:
United States Patent 5037113

Abstract:
A soccer training device includes a transportable pedestal and a soccer ball connected to the pedestal by a coil spring. The device may be used to practice dribbling.

• US Patent 5951414 - Soccer training device
US Patent Issued on September 14, 1999

Abstract
A sports training device has a base to hold the ball. Straps are attached
to the base and secure the ball to the base. Mating fasteners allow the
straps to join to one another and result in the easy set up and
disassembly of the training device.

I CAN'T FIND THE OTHER THREE.

PERHAPS HE IS BEING A SHORT BALD FIBBER McGEE!

I am short and to the point on the issues.

A lifetime of experience has left me Bald.

And as you get to know me through this site,

You will find an Honest man who believes that Conservative Principles are Always the Answer.

^ why do republicans always capitalize random words?

I have been sent this terrifying photo of Sowards clan every day, on one piece of mail advertising or another:

http://shortbaldhonest.com/pics/familylarge.jpg

He believes in SEGREGATION by COLOR!

are they colorblind?

Well the bright red certainly clashes with all the pastels.

Dude in pink is like, "Yeah, I got a fucking vasectomy. Fuck yeah I did."

Kid in blue shirt pulling a Hugh Laurie face.

Hahah, I was just noticing him.

Poor guy in yellow, with no lady to color coordinate.

^ why do republicans always capitalize random words?

― harbl, Tuesday, October 21, 2008 9:37 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

should have at least capitalized "short" with his whole gimmick...

who believes that Conservative Principles are Always the Answer

But...what about when Conservative Principles conflict with What The Good Book Says??!

time to play "guess which member of each couple is a Soward"!

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/5559/familybf5.png

what was the deal with the space port??

Poor guy in yellow, with no lady to color coordinate.

http://www.subbrit.org.uk/rsg/sites/w/wattisham_anglia_radar/anglia_radar_old5.jpg
beep

RIP

lol I forgot to load libcrypt's picture first

Libcrypt you have made my evening. (Okay actually you come next in place to my quiet Christian coworker who zips around in a wheelchair who, tonight, said, "Damn you God! First you took away my legs, and now you're making me talk to Abbie!" Oh man I love that kid.)

(It was a joke btw, we enjoy one another's conversation.)

Dude in pink is like, "Yeah, I got a fucking vasectomy. Fuck yeah I did."

Dude in pink is too busy c'ing on t's, morelike

what was the deal with the space port??

http://www.spaceportamerica.com/

have you demanded a sign, abbott?

(also this guy must be honest if he is rep but pointed out someone's deliberate plan to trick people not to vote for a dem?!?!?!? or am i missing the point of american politics?)

(or is he trying to encourage others to do the same? that wouldn't be very honest)

What a fine login name I spy here on this very page (unless someone else has nabbed it first). Thanking you, Mr Short Bald Honest!

Local Tory councillor and her husband vaguely know my parents and seem to assume they vote for her, including angling to get them to deliver election window stickers to the surrounding streets.

They greeted me enthusiastically at the polling station once with a "hello Josephine". I'm not called Josephine.

...No, 'sall I've got.

PAT. NO. Title
1 5,951,414 Soccer training device
2 5,037,113 Soccer training device
3 4,720,095 Sports training and practice device
4 4,478,420 Soccer training and practice device
5 4,477,083 Sports training and practice device

A man of the people.

Oh AND I forgot to mention the best part, which is that he was slowly zipping around on one of those skateboardy-handles sit down scooters.