Which US state makes for the best human name?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
10. Georgia	20
46. Virginia	5
39. Rhode Island	5
44. Utah	4
43. Texas	3
12. Idaho	3
19. Maine	3
3. Arizona	3
1. Alabama	2
31. New Mexico	2
14. Indiana	2
18. Louisiana	2
6. Colorado	2
35. Ohio	1
15. Iowa	1
16. Kansas	1
47. Washington	1
50. Wyoming	1
28. Nevada	1
30. New Jersey	1
29. New Hampshire	1
7. Connecticut	0
38. Pennsylvania	0
36. Oklahoma	0
37. Oregon	0
49. Wisconsin	0
48. West Virginia	0
40. South Carolina	0
41. South Dakota	0
42. Tennessee	0
45. Vermont	0
34. North Dakota	0
33. North Carolina	0
32. New York	0
4. Arkansas	0
5. California	0
8. Delaware	0
9. Florida	0
11. Hawaii	0
13. Illinois	0
17. Kentucky	0
20. Maryland	0
21. Massachusetts	0
22. Michigan	0
23. Minnesota	0
24. Mississippi	0
25. Missouri	0
26. Montana	0
27. Nebraska	0
2. Alaska	0

― Shaneal O'quille (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

Virginia vs. Georgia. Possibly Utah. Others too high novelty factor.

― o. nate, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

I guess Washington is okay if your last name is Irving. Or Indiana if your last name is Jones.

― o. nate, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

massachusetts williams

― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

are there actually people named Rhode Island

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

Why the "best human name" bias?

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― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

DUNCAN IDAHO

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

"These are my daughters. Virginia...and West Virginia".

― Shaneal O'quille (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

i have a friend named georgia who is among the world's best people, so on that basis alone it wins.

― tipsy mothra, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

i voted new jersey

― thandie newman (get bent), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

gonna go with Iowa

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

georgia is a great name

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

is dakota fanning supposed to look crepey in that pic? bc she totally does.

― thandie newman (get bent), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://images.ballhype.com/uploads/photos_large/2008/04/23/Florida_Evans.jpg

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

she always looks crepey

xpost about dakota fanning

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

flo rida evans

― thandie newman (get bent), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

"What's your wife's name?"
"Alaska"
"What you don't even know lololololol"

― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

I wonder what horrible fate is in store for Dakota Fanning. Since she seems en route to classic "troubled child star" status.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/onehundredbhq/.Public/shaggy.jpg

― omar little, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

keep those fingers crossed, shakey ;-)

― omar little, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

Texas Pete

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― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

I wonder what horrible fate is in store for Dakota Fanning. Since she seems en route to classic "troubled child star" status.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 9:44 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe she'll meet you and fall in love

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

ummmmm okay

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

you guys are aware that a lot of child stars go on to lead fairly unhappy adult lives, I assume.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

no shit?

― goole, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

Utah.

― Joe the C.R.E.E.P. Operative (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

utah phillips!

― thandie newman (get bent), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

A fan of T. Texas Tyler, Phillips adopted the stage name U. Utah Phillips.

― thandie newman (get bent), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

yep!

― Joe the C.R.E.E.P. Operative (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

Obama

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

when dc gets statehood we should call it that

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

actually wow I just realized that. there is going to be a ton of stuff named obama in this country in a couple decades.

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

since reagan proved you can get shit named after you while you're still alive, mainly

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

OBAMA CIRCLE

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

lolz btw there is currently an SF ballot measure to rename the local sewage plant after Dubya

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

i voted new hampshire

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

I hope the first thing is something like the Barack Obama National Wind Farm and Energy Research Station.

― Joe the C.R.E.E.P. Operative (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

the Baltimore Obamadrome

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

Obamaquarium

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

the united states of obamica

― thandie newman (get bent), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

Barack Obama School of Baroque Drama

― Shaneal O'quille (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/267844.jpg

― yungblut, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

C'mon, obviously Indiana.

― chap, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

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― thandie newman (get bent), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

^^^worst tranny ever

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

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― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 27 October 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

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― energizing the base (briania), Monday, 27 October 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

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― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 27 October 2008 06:16 (seventeen years ago)

i voted new mexico.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 27 October 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

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― yungblut, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 10:55 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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real talk

― The droid army of the legacy press (bernard snowy), Monday, 27 October 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

I voted Indiana. I would call my son Indiana.

― Autobot Lover (jel --), Monday, 27 October 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

Al Abama
Ari Zona
Calli Fornia
Della Ware
Ida Ho
Ken Tucky
Louise Iana
Mary Land
Miss Issipi
Miss Ouri
North, Carolina
North, Dakota
Penn Sylvania
South, Carolina
South, Dakota
West, Virginia

― nabisco, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

Pardon me, that should totally be Ms. Ouri

― nabisco, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

Hannah Montana.

― Autobot Lover (jel --), Monday, 27 October 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

This would be such an easy choice if Guam had statehood.

― I DIED, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

this thread has inspired me.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

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― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

Tennessee was robbed, I demand a recount.

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 06:19 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah I cant believe the Carolinas, Dakotas and Tennessee didn't get a single vote. Also Alaska is a much prettier name than something like Utah

― Vichitravirya_XI, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:23 (seventeen years ago)

"But she's not afraid to die
All of her friends call her Alaska
When she takes speed, they laugh and ask her
What is in her mind
What is in her mind"

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:28 (seventeen years ago)

haha forgot about this poll til just now, when I encountered a "Georgia" via work. lol @ 2 peeps voting for NM

― Pottie Skippen (Granny Dainger), Friday, 31 October 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

Rhode Island 5

― ciderpress, Friday, 31 October 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

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