Acceptable ways to describe the sex you have/would like to have

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Could "dull sex" also be "good sex"?

― Tracer hand, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fetid.

― N., Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How dull can sex possibly be?

― Sean, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Depends on how tired and uninspired you are.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

this is sort of off N.'s "continuum of arrogance" thread. like if there's a really shy guy who's also totally arrogant I'm thinking it stands to reason there's some really dull sex that's also totally awesome.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Even the dullest sex is pretty good in my book.

― Sean, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You must tell me more about this book of yours.

― Tracer hand, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's really very good. I've seen an advance proof. It's called '101 people I would like to pork in a mechanical way'.

― N., Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ha.

Ok, actually, NOT wanting to be mechanical about sex is why I have so little of it. I want it always to be rapturous, passionate, over-the- top. I guess my point is once you've found someone you like to have sex with, it's never really bad. Even if you're tired and unispired or whatever, it's still pretty good.

― Sean, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The sex I have is dull, its been with the same woman for 5 years. The sex I have with free porn on the internet on the other hand "literally" is fantastic.

― Chris, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the sex I have is dull

yes but is it good??

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It actually varies, its usually good but how much better can it get? it can't.

― Chris, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Outhere Bros to thread!!

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My ass was mexico and his cock was cortez

― anthony, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Even the dullest sex is pretty good in my book.

I usually say this like "Sex and pizza: unless they're pretty damn bad they're at least somewhat good." But then it's been so alarmingly long since I've had sex that I'm not sure what would be good or bad...

― j.lu, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sex is dull, and it distracts people from things that matter such as crimplene dresses and boysenberry wine and Evidence X. i don't want to have sex again until its different, less functional. even non-procreative sex is too functional for me.

― di, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Di, surely if you are a creature of pleasure, as indicated by your preference for fancy dresses and wine, then you must enjoy sex. Perhaps you're going through a bad period; I have myself.

― Sean, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Dull" = overly familiar.

"Familiarity" = awareness of what works and what doesn't = good skillz and trickz.

"Good skillz and trickz" = great sex!

Empirically proven this morning.

― Tim, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i like sex, i'm just sick of it. i think theres something in that "too much of a good thing" cliche. i am much more creative without it.

― di, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I do not understand Lady Die. Changing the subject my novel is being published tomorrow at a joint launch party with my new painting exhibition of AGE OLD WAMPIRES. Ahem?

― Sarah, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

congratulations on your novel, starry.

― di, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(not really di I trying to make a funny joke although if a publisher wants to put the atommick brane into hardback/paperback format I am willing to talk)

― Sarah, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the atomic brain! my god, thats a cool title! can i write a song about it?

― di, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Non-fantasy.

― Ronan, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Blimey Di if you want - www.atommickbrane.com and I want half of the royalties or summat.

― Sarah, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

how about a complimentary copy or two or three when its on the first ever Evidence X release? (haha can't wait to spout starryisms all over this town, dunedin COWER!)

― di, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Di I haf nevah heard your rock band. Are there lots of squiggly GEETAR solos?

― Sarah, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

we just formed last night. no squiggly solos, but casiotone violin setting run amok. hmm perhaps i could incorporate a squiggly solo if you wanted, that would be kinda fun.

― di, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

in law shd not half those royalties go to the MOLESWORTH estate hmm sarah hmm? if it were up to me they would of course go to you (wot am i saying: if it were up to me they would go to ME!!)

― mark s, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

royalties! you mean, people actually make money out of music?

― di, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, they claim to, but it's hard to prove. ;-) Anyway, Di was telling me about Evidence X and it sounds very cool. I too will spread the wisdom of Starry (or is that the Starry wisdom?) upon my Dunedin visit, for it is deserved. :-)

Empirically proven this morning.

Making us jealous, FINE FINE. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It actually varies, its usually good but how much better can it get? it can't.

Sure, it could. Imagination works wonders. Sometimes, fantising about it is better than the actual deed...;>

Course, if you're actually GETTING any, who needs to wonder?

― Nichole Graham, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hmmm...like make sure a song with a squiggly guitar solo makes it way to the soon-to-be wonderous magical ILX comp album!!!

― jel --, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When's the submission deadline for the comp again?

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

June 15th! (I'm just getting a little ahead of myself...oh and I'm really sorry for not sending out the e-mail about artwork and liner notes...I will do at the weekend!...)

Anyway about sex...

― jel --, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

okay!

― di, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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