hiding your alcohol somewhere and then forgetting where you hid it C/D

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fuck this shit

CaptainLorax, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

are you a hobo or something? why would you do that?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:31 (seventeen years ago)

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David R., Friday, 24 October 2008 04:31 (seventeen years ago)

if youre hiding booze it's probably time to cut down :(

batwing, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:34 (seventeen years ago)

this has never happened to any of you. I find that hard to believe. you must have some real straight significant others or mom.

CaptainLorax, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:34 (seventeen years ago)

if youre hiding booze it's probably time to cut down :(
― batwing,

a reason a man hides his alcohol isn't in question here

CaptainLorax, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:35 (seventeen years ago)

i just worry about you sometimes

batwing, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:37 (seventeen years ago)

putting it somewhere dumb whilst hammered = hiding?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:37 (seventeen years ago)

davidR won this thread

TOMBOT, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

captain lorax came out guns blazing with the opening post but he dropped the roffle sledge

TOMBOT, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:39 (seventeen years ago)

is that some kinda crappy pun

CaptainLorax, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:40 (seventeen years ago)

fail and then epic fail C/D

Kerm, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:40 (seventeen years ago)

straight edge mofo, I thought this happened to everybody, but no YOU - you are your girly drinks

CaptainLorax, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:42 (seventeen years ago)

did you hide it in your stomach

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Friday, 24 October 2008 04:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/228/521482421_f585bf6f4f.jpg

just trying to help :D

David R., Friday, 24 October 2008 04:44 (seventeen years ago)

she helps somewhat

CaptainLorax, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:45 (seventeen years ago)

the only way this happens to me anymore is if I buy beer at a store after already having been to a bar and then leave the beer on the kitchen counter instead of putting it in the fridge

TOMBOT, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:45 (seventeen years ago)

and then your mom hides it?

CaptainLorax, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://wso.williams.edu/~srura/gems/bitterbeer.jpg

David R., Friday, 24 October 2008 04:49 (seventeen years ago)

Suggest Hide

Kerm, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:50 (seventeen years ago)

(p.s. forgetting can mean your subconscious is telling you to take it easy)

Vision, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

my subconscious is telling me I have to pee, brb

CaptainLorax, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:53 (seventeen years ago)

That's your bladder actually

Vision, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:54 (seventeen years ago)

my bladder is telling you to shut up

CaptainLorax, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:54 (seventeen years ago)

this is like watching baddies fight in a pantomime.

estela, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:57 (seventeen years ago)

OK Mrs.Lohan

Vision, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:58 (seventeen years ago)

i hid all your beer in my tummy sorry ;_;

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ian, Friday, 24 October 2008 04:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cute-puppy-pictures-beer-remote-sleep.jpg

ian, Friday, 24 October 2008 05:01 (seventeen years ago)

Once I hid some weed from myself for a few months, which was traumatic, but never alcohol.

Roasted Ghost (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 24 October 2008 06:29 (seventeen years ago)

I recovered a cache of stolen fraternity beer in a snow bank behind the freshman dorms once…

Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Friday, 24 October 2008 06:47 (seventeen years ago)

I did the same except it was an actual frat house instead of the dorms and it was a ditch instead of a snow bank and it was a stolen stop sign instead of beer

TOMBOT, Friday, 24 October 2008 06:51 (seventeen years ago)

My late uncle would hide his in trees in the park. Have you looked there?

A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 24 October 2008 08:35 (seventeen years ago)

Have you tried looking in the fridge?

Matt DC, Friday, 24 October 2008 08:40 (seventeen years ago)

I hid a bottle of whisky in my washing machine once, but this was at a house party and i had to nip out fishing for a few hours.

Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Friday, 24 October 2008 08:55 (seventeen years ago)

just to clarify, yes the house party was at MY house - hence me saying it was MY washing machine.

Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Friday, 24 October 2008 08:55 (seventeen years ago)

I once hid a four-pack of beer in an oven at a party and someone turned it on.

Matt DC, Friday, 24 October 2008 09:02 (seventeen years ago)

I once hid a bag of weed someone "safe" and couldn't remember for the life of me where that safe place was. I never actually found it and concluded I must have thrown it out accidentally. :-(

Lil Nunu (ENBB), Friday, 24 October 2008 12:02 (seventeen years ago)

I once hid a four-pack of beer in an oven at a party and someone turned it on.

a friend of cartoonist stephen appleby apparently used to hide his laptop in the oven when going on holiday. you can guess the punchline.

CharlieNo4, Friday, 24 October 2008 12:58 (seventeen years ago)

something to do with oven chips?

Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Friday, 24 October 2008 13:00 (seventeen years ago)

laptop was the name of his dog?

Alan Mindbender (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 24 October 2008 13:10 (seventeen years ago)

maybe it's in the closet? (closet?)

Annoying Display Name (ken c), Friday, 24 October 2008 13:20 (seventeen years ago)

or maybe it's in the cabinet.. if you have one of those sick and twisted midget cans

Annoying Display Name (ken c), Friday, 24 October 2008 13:21 (seventeen years ago)


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