They really do make "hello kitty" *everything*

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(tzzzt)

― Norman Phay, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

izzit the vibrator?

― jess, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hehe. Now I just need to find a Pekkle cock ring! A Bad Badzt Maru butt plug! Doraemon nipple clips!

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually, I heard that thing was supposed to be for massages.

― Honda, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The link didn't work for me. I'd heard about the vibrator, but can anyone confirm or deny the reported existence of Hello Kitty condoms? (http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Alt.Sex.Stories.Moderated/Year 1997/704.txt) (just text, but high smut and weirdness factors.)

― j.lu, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i have one.

― maura, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i wanna see Afro Ken condoms. the teat-y bit could come in the different hair shapes! MARKETING BONANZA!

― petra jane, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://petrajane.com/nerd/ken/ken4.gif http:// petrajane.com/nerd/ken/ken3.gif http://petrajane.com/nerd/ ken/ken2.gif http://petrajane.com/nerd/ken/ken1.gif

― petra jane, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well i am "not fond of" sanrio/kawaii bla bla however i have just been in k-mart looking for things that could be used as dildos. (because "real" dildos are always so expensive/over-priced).
the pet's accessories section was the most promising, there was a rubber toy called the smasher or something (er...it was shaped like a baseball bat...rather than y're encouraged to hit your puppy with it). but it wasn't suitable 'cause it was one of those damn squeaky toy types. i don't want dildos to squeak. plus it was a little too big for what i was after. The children's section i perused also 'cause that was more likelt to have rubber and plastic stuff, but no luck. I've been searching for cheap dildos (ie. things that weren't intended as such) for a long time now...any tips???? also on how to make a harness for it, (instructions for dumbest-at-making- things people). yeah i've searched the web but i haven't really found anything appropriate, though i was wondering about some version of rubber molding thing i could maybe get from a hardware store and make a cast but...okay i'll stop now.

― elixabeth anne marjorie, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

petra you should quit marketing school.
okay i love afros, i love dogs. THEY SHOULD FUCK OFF don't encourage them i bet they do make condoms

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i mean sanrio megacorp plus it's billions of consumers should fuck off, not afros and dogs. dogs should fuck off from places where there are kiwi. but i was just talking about cute pictures of anthropomorphic dogs anyway.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

afro ken is a lion!

― minna, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Elizabeth i can't believe you hate Afro Ken so much! He's the funkiest anthropomorphising 70s disco dog around! and anyway he's from San-X [who are cool and also do the angst-ridden beanpaste bun Kogepan and neil young fan panda Star Cutie], not Sanrio. and they have BADGES!!!!!!!!45

― petra jane, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Today on "Ways for Joy" , elizabeth anne marjorie shows us how to "Shop for Your Vagina" using random household objects. And Next week, NiCK DAstoor Hosts " What Went Up Me!?"

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

fruit n vege section liz

― ducklingmonster, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://www.btinternet.com/~mouflon/b3ta/miffy.gif

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

angeline has the most adorable hello kitty purse. its pastel pink lurex, with white fake furr.

― di, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Miffy fans, feh.

― Nicole, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't any of you think you're a bit *old* for all this?

(/me ducks)

― Mark C, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i suspect there has been a misconception that i was/am after things for going inside myself.
regarding the fruit & veges idea, i think i'm a bit squeamish about things that are living - or part-living or were living or are dying or whatever. whereas rubberlatexystuff i am inclined to find sexy.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A bit old for SEX TOYS?!?!?! Bite your fucking tongue, man.

― Alex in SF, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay it isn't hello kitty but it's monchiki which is better: http://www.geocities.com/miffytoki/sanrio/Mon-Front- C.jpg

liz, keep looking in pet sections for makeshift dildos. we were at petsmart recently and there was one solid rubber dog toy that could definitely be mistaken for something else. As for making harnesses, well it might be easy to fashion a thigh harness out of a brace or something, no?

― Samantha, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

All of the printing is coming off my Afro Keng watch and I've only had it a fortnight. Cowboys. The lot of them.

― Graham, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WTF? that picture was there when I posted it. oh well. Here's the link they are really cute.

Too old? Honey, we all have intrests/hobbies that keep us feeling young. For me nothing's more delightful than buying things with cute cartoon characters on them, e.g. Sanrio, Emily.

― Samantha, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom to thread. Now's the time for the homemade vibrator story!

― Sterling Clover, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I played a homemade [x] once and (a) my hands went completely numb for three whole days, plus (b) my fingers twitched really creepily for even longer. Thus I have concluded that [x]- building is best left to experts."

― Graham, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

choo choo train!

― jel --, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

, NiCKg DAstoor Hosts " What Went Up Me!?"

― mike hanle y, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five months pass...

NB: if there is still some sort of affordable-dildo shortage Down Under, I will happily ship a free gift-dildo to the first needy respondent on this thread. (No, the "gift-dildo" will not be me.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Nabisco is now the Santa Claus of dildos.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 10 October 2002 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

ten months pass...

nobody took nabisco up on this?

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 23 August 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

perfect for ochazuke

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

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― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

not difficult to make given a hk water bottle, cf. the pikachu head messer.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 24 November 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I tried using one of the Monkichi condoms once, and it was waaayyy too small. Fuck that. Can anyone confirm or deny the existence of HK cigarettes?

― Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Monday, 24 November 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I misread that as "Monchichi condoms" and was in the midst ofa full-on attack of FEAR before I realized my mistake.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 November 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

You could stuff like two whole monchichis in a regular sized condom.

*very disturbing images*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 November 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

What the hell is a monchichi?

― Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Monday, 24 November 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Take your pick:
http://www.wingnuttoons.com/mnchhchs.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 November 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

monchichi means monkey in japanese but yeah look at nick's img, they were these early 80s stuffed dolls imported from overseas.

monkichi is a play on monchichi obv., the afroken variety.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 November 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

While this is not an official Sanrio product...

http://www.dentrinity.com/ClarenceLai/Img/mg07.jpg

someone out there insisted on getting a personalized Hello Kitty handgun.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I kill you with twee!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

MY GOD I WANT ONE

This is the first product with Sanrio characters on it I've ever wanted.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

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