the 100 most useless british tv clip shows

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5 - 100 Bleh, who gives a fucking rat's ass anyway? 2
1 - Wow, Kim Newman really is the saddest man alive 1
3 - How much do these d-list motherfuckers get paid for appearing on one of these shows anyway? 1
4 - This is basically just cheap TV isn't it? I mean license a bunch of clips, pay a bunch of GRASPING LAMERZ to spout 1
2 - No, Andrew Collins is far, far lamer 0


The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

4 - This is basically just cheap TV isn't it? I mean license a bunch of clips, pay a bunch of GRASPING LAMERZ to spout off about how some guy murdering some other characters in "Brookside" was a BIGGER DEAL THAN WORLD WAR 2 and bingo, 2 hrs of airtime filled for next to nowt

The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

Gah.

The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

I watched some of "the 100 most scary moments from film TV pop and advertising" the other night. It was rubbish. I was loaded, a bit, but it was too boring top watch it all

The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

This is one of those moments I feel totally smug about having no telly. It ain't my money they're wasting on this shite.

post-apocalyptic time jazz (Masonic Boom), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

I could go to a party that has Kim Newman in attendance on Saturday. But I won't.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

You've gotta bet that C-Man is best buds with Newman now, being as they're the two most important writers about that shit in the UK.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

Actually, let's note a 'not that bad one', not exactly in this series, but narrated by the Andrew Collins...

"Pop Star Kids" - a documentary about kids of famous people.

Never mentioned Peaches once! Actually had a good portion on Jeremy Spencer's kids i.e. after he joined the Children of God, and how they eventually managed to escape. They hardly knew him. And so on.

Pleasantly surprised, I was.

Mark G, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

I don't have a TV either! I was at my mother-in-law's place, she has cable. It was on E4.

I bet C-man would be more interesting than Newman. Newman is atrocious, but Collins is far, far worse. I bet anyone off of ILX, past or present would have more to say than any fucktard of any of these programmes.

The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

I grabbed his book for something to read on holiday. And then I went "I CAN'T HAVE THIS!!!" and grabbed the Iggy "Open up and bleed" one and had HOPE!

.. anyroad, what a bunch of "I had a job it was nice, then I had another job that was nice, then I had another job which was also nice but then the job I actually wanted came up and so I jumped and that was nice.".... um, fish...

Mark G, Monday, 27 October 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 31 October 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)


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