What Canadaian province would make for the least brutal human name?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Alberta	12
Yukon	4
Ontario	4
Prince Edward Island	3
Manitoba	2
New Brunswick	1
Nova Scotia	1
Nunavut	1
Northwest Territories	1
Québec	0
Saskatchewan	0
British Columbia	0
Newfoundland and Labrador	0

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

province/territory

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

Alberta is already a human name!

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 27 October 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

Nunavut

― Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (G00blar), Monday, 27 October 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

I mean, none of it

― Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (G00blar), Monday, 27 October 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

I know a Yukon. She's a Husky bitch but she's hardly brutal.

― Michael White, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

Umm, Prince Edward

― nabisco, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

I mean, "Island" is a perfectly respectable last name, whether you're a real prince or just named after Prince

― nabisco, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

No man is an island, though, nabisco

― Michael White, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://wp2.medina-gazette.com/2007/10/15/obituaries/alberta-m-johnson/

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 27 October 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

My earlier post got erased! What, did someone "suggest ban"? At any rate, I do work w/an Alberta already so it doesn't really seem too out there as a name.

― "John Kerry dissed me, I'm trippin!" (Nicole), Monday, 27 October 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

i've had a post randomly vanish before too. not sure what's up with that.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, Alberta is the obvious choice here for HI DERE reasons

― Holdtransferanswerspeaker Featurerecallconfredail (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 27 October 2008 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

ya. someday i hope to meet a Saskatchewan.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 27 October 2008 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

tho.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 27 October 2008 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

Nova Scotia = N.S. = Ennis? ???

― rent, Monday, 27 October 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

ontario = italian lover of some note

― rent, Monday, 27 October 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

Thermo, this is why I am not allowed to adopt.

― Casuistry, Monday, 27 October 2008 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

i knew a guy in college whose nickname was skatch, but whose actual first name was sadly not saskatchewan

could totally see parents turning to brunswick once they get tired of madison or dakota

― circles, Monday, 27 October 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

Brunswick does sound better than Dakota.

― "John Kerry dissed me, I'm trippin!" (Nicole), Monday, 27 October 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200/drp100/p119/p11952n54f1.jpg

― energizing the base (briania), Monday, 27 October 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 2 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 3 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Manitoba would be the worst due to the threat of legal action against you.

― Paul in Santa Cruz, Monday, 3 November 2008 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

Alberta the province was named after one the daughters of Queen Victoria so no surprise it won!

I rep Ontario, which comes from the Huron word for "Great Lake."

― skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Monday, 3 November 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

Is Sarah Palin pregnant? Or is this for Bristol’s?

― Allen, Monday, 3 November 2008 05:46 (seventeen years ago)

Manitoba would be the worst due to the threat of legal action against you.

ha haha hahaa!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 3 November 2008 07:54 (seventeen years ago)

Nova Scotia is actually nice, except that it's two words. Yukon could be cool if you wanted your kid to have an unusual name, but perhaps I don't really understand that psychology and what names would appeal.

― Maria, Monday, 3 November 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

I never thought about it until this thread, but Québec would be kind of a pretty name for a girl.

Going by sound isn't always the best, though, like my sister who thinks Cicada would be a pretty name for a little girl. A far step up from HER friend, who thinks Areola would be a pretty name for a girl. My sister and I both had the exact same reaction, in unison, "Why don't you just name her Labia?"

― rubisco (Abbott), Monday, 3 November 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

Or my sister likes Kiedis for a little girl. Like her favorite crush guy, Anthony Kiedis. ;_;

― rubisco (Abbott), Monday, 3 November 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

haha! Quebec is so much safer!

― Maria, Monday, 3 November 2008 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

I am always reminded of areola when I hear the name "Ariana"! Apologies to all Arianas out there.

― skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Monday, 3 November 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

".........Mulva?"

― rubisco (Abbott), Monday, 3 November 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

baby book i recently read actually suggested Manitoba...for a girl!!!

― Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 03:38 (seventeen years ago)

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