1. Adverts for Jethro dvd's on television.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 October 2008 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
2. You leave work and it's fucking dark.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 October 2008 21:54 (seventeen years ago)
3.Whats favourite for xmas no1 articles in the paper
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 October 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)
4. Adverts for Roy "Chubby" Brown dvd's on television.
5. "Hot gadgets" columns appear like unkillable mushrooms.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 October 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)
6. the date gradually draws closer to dec. 25
― metametadata (n/a), Monday, 27 October 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)
7. jesus starts dropping hints about his b-day
8. suicide rates gradually start climbing
9. Big-ass star appears out of nowhere.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 October 2008 22:15 (seventeen years ago)
10. Adverts with celebrities and their families advertising DS Lites and Wii's.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 October 2008 22:21 (seventeen years ago)
11. All male babies under two years old slaughtered.
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 October 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)
12. Spurs get a new manager
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 October 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)
13. X-Factor winners release a single
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 October 2008 23:31 (seventeen years ago)
14. Lots of toy adverts on the television.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:19 (seventeen years ago)
15. Egg nog on shelves, nearly socially acceptable to buy
― robertwolf8080, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:29 (seventeen years ago)
lol Tracer
― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:32 (seventeen years ago)
16. Mailbox collapses under weight of catalogues.
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:33 (seventeen years ago)
17. whip-cracking noises picked up from the north pole
― imperial management trainee (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:37 (seventeen years ago)
(let's just say Santa's not exactly running a union shop)
― imperial management trainee (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)
18. The leaves of the calendar start flipping all by themselves until they reach December, and then the camera slowly closes in on the square marked 25, then dissolves into a shot of a tree with tinsel and ornaments.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:45 (seventeen years ago)
19. Cold enough for snow, but for some reason there isn't actually any snow.
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:47 (seventeen years ago)
xmas music already in stores, 2 months early.
― sleeve, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:48 (seventeen years ago)
(20.)
21. Loads of seemingly pointless rugby coverage on the BBC
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:49 (seventeen years ago)
22. The goose is getting fat
― ledge, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:51 (seventeen years ago)
23. It starts getting warm and awesome and long holidays are afoot and we all grin smugly from our beers on the other side of the planet.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 01:23 (seventeen years ago)
ban
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 01:24 (seventeen years ago)
24. Awesome Berlin markets (please)
25. Lebkuchen Lebkuchen Lebkuchen!
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 07:48 (seventeen years ago)
26 It's ruddy cold
― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 09:20 (seventeen years ago)
DiwaliI make christmas puddingThrow another catholic on the fire
― something less awful (Ed), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:05 (seventeen years ago)
30. The Atheists start getting uppity.
― post-apocalyptic time jazz (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:51 (seventeen years ago)
It's political correctness gone mad because council/school etc. has 'banned' the nativity, decorations etc.
― something less awful (Ed), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 10:53 (seventeen years ago)
31. Soaps start ramping up their "someone's gonna die at Christmas" plots.
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:49 (seventeen years ago)
33. ARCTIC FREEZE WINTER headline on front of Daily Express in like July.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 11:52 (seventeen years ago)
34. Candy comes in red and green bags and wrappers, rather than orange and black
― Maria, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:19 (seventeen years ago)
35. I attempt to get a job at a Christmas tree farm (well, if it's accessible by public transport....)
36. M&S "Christmas" Kitchen Towel Rolls exactly the same as their normal ones except they're 70p dearer.
― synths and drum machines (e.g. Simmonds) (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 13:23 (seventeen years ago)
37. Take That announce a tour
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)
38, everybody's got the fake smiles on...
― not_goodwin, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)
Every single released has fucking bells in it.
― AndyTheScot, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)
40. Noddy Holder appears on tv programs
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 00:49 (seventeen years ago)
41. pazz and jop threads
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)
42 crazy xmas stories
Teacher Sacked For Telling Primary Schoolkids "Santa Doesn't Exist"
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)
Jethro adverts on tv already
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)
The Atheists start getting uppity.
WHY wait for xmas, I say?
― mascara and ties (Abbott), Friday, 20 November 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)
silly season startshttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/8411894.stm
― Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 14 December 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)
Glad he's in the next townhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8412332.stm