air out your political dirty laundry before your opponent unearths it and uses it against you

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smoked weed

― omar little, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

vandalized a school

― omar little, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

smoke weed

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

bought beer for underage college roommates

― omar little, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

dad associated with accountant for the chicago mob

― omar little, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

took a dump on an empty school bus

― the sir weeze, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

palled around with (wannabe) gangbangers AND (trad) skinheads

― omar little, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

went to see dirty dancing 2: havana nights in the theatre

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

been to france

― rent, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

had premarital sex

― max, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

shot a man in reno

― ian, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

dad was a communist

― what U cry 4 (jim), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

dad was a "community organizer"

― omar little, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:15 (seventeen years ago)

known to misappropriate funds

― what U cry 4 (jim), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:15 (seventeen years ago)

slept thru 9/11

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

lol ^

― elan, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

once faked the funk on a nasty dunk

― Pottie Skippen (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

u can't be doing that

― rent, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

secretly replaced coffee with folger's crystals

― Eurasian Traveler Wig and Moustache Set (get bent), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

drank while underaged
been to East Berlin

― not a Georgia peach but a Maryland crab (j.lu), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

My brother makes Billy Carter and Roger Clinton look like Billy Graham and Roger Rabbit.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

smoked weed

― big louie moilolnen (dan m), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

thoughtlessly born on 9/11

― donna rouge, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

tried to blow up junior high goalposts

― a.q. con (jergins), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

stole 24 american flags on fourth of july and burned them

― a.q. con (jergins), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

did all drugs except crack

― a.q. con (jergins), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

grew up in Hastings

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

posted controversial political challops on ilx

― joe 40oz (deej), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

smoked weed every day for about four years. :(

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

^shows dedication

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

nice spin

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

Had a piss on Nelson's Column.

Also drugs.

― chap, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://a4.vox.com/6a00c2251dd12cf21900c2251e1774604a-500pi

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

at college while v high at around 4am one morning, an aquaintance and i ran around the university and ripped about 40 windscreen wipers off various random cars.

The other night while drunk i ripped the side mirrors some car O_o

― walter (wilter), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

*off some car o_O

― walter (wilter), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

What? You're an asshole!

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

i know!

― walter (wilter), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

when I was much younger,

many chlorine and brake fluid 'bombs' in ppls wheelie bins
broke into a shooting range and stole a big box of clay pigeons for to throw onto ppls rooves.

It was around this time i was shifted off to boarding school.

― walter (wilter), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

was once called a rapist (granted it was by my girlfriend's ex, but still)

― The droid army of the legacy press (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 11:53 (seventeen years ago)

I like arugula

― max, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:30 (seventeen years ago)

The other night while drunk i ripped the side mirrors some car O_o

I did this a few years ago, I don't remember anything about it (or anything much after leaving the bar), so I have no idea what the hell prompted me to do it. Someone saw me do it and called the cops so I spent the night in the cells and had to pay the car owner £200. Felt like a right twat when the police told me why I'd been arrested the next morning, obviously. Free bar/multiple large whiskies = bad idea for me.

― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

i know too much

― andrew m., Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:18 (seventeen years ago)

drunk/drug drove through a load of trees and washing lines then blew up the clutch in car trying to drive up a massive grassy hill
pretended to like flatmate's vegetable curry when really was thinking "would love some meat in this"

― Local Garda, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

once slow clapped a very frail and old maggie thatch as she doddered into a room

― calumerio, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

Was present in a room where deeply fucked up things were happening but was too drunk to get them to stop.

― 8 HOOS Dog (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com

Seriously.

― "John Kerry dissed me, I'm trippin!" (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

received citation for indecent exposure (fine paid)
received citation for profanity (thrown out)
used rohypnols recreationally to date rape myself (taken advantage of by shrill hippie girl sophomore year)

― flyover statesman (will), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

high right now

― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

I smoked plenty of weed from 1973 to 1976. I also experimented with a variety of other drugs during the same period. No arrests, though. The only ticket I've ever received was for jaywalking.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

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http://wingzingers.com/files/designs/mcgovern_72.jpg amirite

― 8 HOOS Dog (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 30 October 2008 04:28 (seventeen years ago)

btw weed is a given right

― 8 HOOS Dog (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 30 October 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

omar threatens to leave, fails, creates thread of the century

― Davina McCall's knickers (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 30 October 2008 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

went to catholic summer camp

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 30 October 2008 05:02 (seventeen years ago)

i didn't like my job on the orchard and i didn't know how to quit so i pretended my kidneys had failed and ran around the city with a fast crowd while my boyfriend stayed behind and got whispered about for being callous and not rushing to be at my side, things were never the same between us after that.

― estela, Thursday, 30 October 2008 05:15 (seventeen years ago)

from military family, grew up in alabama
honourably discharged after four years enlisted in us air force
master's degree from george washington university
worked at fbi and dhs

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 30 October 2008 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

cool!

― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 05:25 (seventeen years ago)

the one actual thing from my history that could be verified by any reliable source that could actually prevent me from ever being elected for jack shit is the fact that my zip code begins with 2000

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 30 October 2008 05:28 (seventeen years ago)

i have thought about this

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 30 October 2008 05:29 (seventeen years ago)

-secular jew w/ occasional tendencies toward beastie-boys-buddhism
-has spent vast majority of life in coastal blue-state strongholds
-"no on 8" fag hag
-HATES iceberg lettuce

― we are 538 (get bent), Thursday, 30 October 2008 06:05 (seventeen years ago)

oh yeah: buddhist with two mommies lol

― 8 HOOS Dog (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 30 October 2008 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

does not fuck w/white wine

― 8 HOOS Dog (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 30 October 2008 06:09 (seventeen years ago)

secular jew
married to a foreigner
drugs
lived abroad

otherwise pretty clean.

― Super Cub, Thursday, 30 October 2008 06:13 (seventeen years ago)

i have absolutely nothing worthwhile to contribute to this thread :(

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

speculation mounts that mr snrub may be considering a run in 2012

― joe 40oz (deej), Thursday, 30 October 2008 06:14 (seventeen years ago)

palin/snrub '12

― 8 HOOS Dog (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 30 October 2008 06:19 (seventeen years ago)

would vote 2012

― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 06:23 (seventeen years ago)

btw we're locking and deleting this thread once everybody's contributed, right?

*nervous laugh*

― 8 HOOS Dog (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 30 October 2008 06:24 (seventeen years ago)

seriously we're all a bunch of old nervous fuddy duddies on this thread compared to tomorrow's leaders and their facebook pages

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 30 October 2008 06:25 (seventeen years ago)

The drugs thing seems like a none issue for the most part, assuming one didn't deal or consumer significant amounts of hard stuff.

― Super Cub, Thursday, 30 October 2008 06:42 (seventeen years ago)

political office law-breaking litmus test is really not that far from one you'd use for regular folks: try to only break one at a time, and don't get yourself convicted of anything.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 30 October 2008 06:53 (seventeen years ago)

voted for howard in his first two terms

― you made my mum eat Pick Only One (sic), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:12 (seventeen years ago)

haha

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:15 (seventeen years ago)

Left childish messages on ex-girlfriends grandads answerphone.

― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:22 (seventeen years ago)

And I don't think I've ever actually stopped being a member of the Communist Party of Great Britain. They don't let you leave, actually.

― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:23 (seventeen years ago)

i think my no. 1 biggest problem would be all my weird food hatreds and vegetarianism; i'd go eat at some small-town diner and have to be like "yeah uh i'll take a club sandwich with no bacon, tomato or mayo" and then probably just mainly eat the french fries

― metametadata (n/a), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:27 (seventeen years ago)

that's some hardcore liberal elitist b.s.

― metametadata (n/a), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:30 (seventeen years ago)

- more or less single-handedly put movie-store franchise location out of business by stealing movies and giving them away to everyone i knew

- cheated, often, in high school, and less often in college

- gave my brother my old license when i got a new one at age 21

- jumped subway turnstile and ran from transit cops, who in retrospect weren't chasing me anyway

- stole mario party 3 from house of acquaintance

― max, Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:33 (seventeen years ago)

hold a foreign passport

― my other son is a zamboni (gbx), Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:53 (seventeen years ago)

just put finishing touches on Bill Ayers costume

― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Friday, 31 October 2008 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

am canadian.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 31 October 2008 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

am also canadian,
bought booze for underagers,
ran from cops once for being at party in park which was populated by same underagers, and was only legal age person,
pierced nipple,
broke kenan's four year streak (sigh),
& also slept through 9/11! I was up all night, went for a bike ride at 7:45 AM and then came home and fell asleep around 8:30 without any radio. woke up at 5pm and stepmom was in a panic.
i'm also too tall, much too tall for a boyfriend.

― skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Friday, 31 October 2008 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

please explain your last sentence there, fellow canuk.
i don't think being tall would keep you from holding office anywhere except munchkinland!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 31 October 2008 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

four year streak?

― snoball, Friday, 31 October 2008 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

umm no please explain your fifth sentence there

xpost yeah that

― quincie, Friday, 31 October 2008 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

When kenan went around naked for four years.

― Abbott, Friday, 31 October 2008 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

Dirt on me?

I can be kind of crappy...
I have a mental illness.

PRETTY sure no one properly diagnosed q/a scary-name mental illness can get elected?

― Abbott, Friday, 31 October 2008 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

unless their brother rigs votes in florida

― Davina McCall's knickers (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 1 November 2008 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

Why do people assume this is about getting elected in America? Dirty laundry is unearthed and used against you in all the many countries of the world. Except France. And Italy. And Russia.

― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Saturday, 1 November 2008 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

have read a bill ayers book

― what i got is HOOS for the capitalism (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 November 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

have written a Bill Ayers book

― rubisco (Abbott), Saturday, 1 November 2008 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

did abbott ghostwrite obama's book

― what i got is HOOS for the capitalism (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 November 2008 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

Hoos were you raised on Lesbos too?

― Maria :D, Saturday, 1 November 2008 01:44 (seventeen years ago)

- lost disk 4 of twin peaks box set, ordered another box set from Amazon, took disk 4 out of the new one then sent it back for a refund because of the "missing" disk

― caek, Saturday, 1 November 2008 01:44 (seventeen years ago)

nice work

― negotiable, Saturday, 1 November 2008 01:55 (seventeen years ago)

haha. wow that's shitty.

― Super Cub, Saturday, 1 November 2008 06:55 (seventeen years ago)

When you think about how ridiculously expensive that box set is and that it's the only way you can by the DVDs it becomes less shitty.

― Lil Nunu (ENBB), Saturday, 1 November 2008 10:59 (seventeen years ago)

Hoos were you raised on Lesbos too?

― Maria :D, Saturday, November 1, 2008 1:44 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark

Yes I was raised on Lesbos and sent to "Man's World" as an ambassador of peace on behalf of womynkind.

― what i got is HOOS for the capitalism (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 November 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

fifteen years pass...

Drank what had been sitting in the beer line for 6 months out of curiosity

― H.P, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 00:55 (one year ago)

Yes I was raised on Lesbos and sent to "Man's World" as an ambassador of peace on behalf of womynkind.
― what i got is HOOS for the capitalism (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver)

but it wouldn't be nothin'
if it weren't for a woman or a HOOS

― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 01:22 (one year ago)

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