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You Can Tell Christ Is Coming When...

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1. Hoofbeats from an oddly upward direction

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

2. Increasingly, you catch yourself beginning to envy the dead.

― moley, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

3. Pigs fly.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

4. Cliff Richard and Gahl each begin to rise to prominence as rival political leaders with wholly opposed agendas.

― moley, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

Gaaah. Gaahl.

― moley, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

5. There are no longer any Christians on campus.

― moley, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

Oh frabjulous day.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

6. hell freezes over?

― ian, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:19 (eighteen years ago)

7. The answer to "So just how black is sackcloth?" becomes really obvious

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

8. He comes, like a thief in the night, and your stereo goes missing.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

8. Preponderance of palms.

― weatheringdaleson, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

9. CROSS post lol

― weatheringdaleson, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

10. mary magdalene is on her knees with her eyes closed and her mouth open

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

all together now... ew.

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

I was going to post 'he grabs the back of your head and starts moaning' but I see we have that joke covered.

― There is no Grodd but Mallah and Congorilla is His Prophet. (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 23:59 (eighteen years ago)


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