1. Hoofbeats from an oddly upward direction
― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 00:52 (seventeen years ago)
2. Increasingly, you catch yourself beginning to envy the dead.
― moley, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:06 (seventeen years ago)
3. Pigs fly.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:09 (seventeen years ago)
4. Cliff Richard and Gahl each begin to rise to prominence as rival political leaders with wholly opposed agendas.
― moley, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:14 (seventeen years ago)
Gaaah. Gaahl.
― moley, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:15 (seventeen years ago)
5. There are no longer any Christians on campus.
― moley, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:16 (seventeen years ago)
Oh frabjulous day.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:17 (seventeen years ago)
6. hell freezes over?
― ian, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:19 (seventeen years ago)
7. The answer to "So just how black is sackcloth?" becomes really obvious
― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 03:27 (seventeen years ago)
8. He comes, like a thief in the night, and your stereo goes missing.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 04:14 (seventeen years ago)
8. Preponderance of palms.
― weatheringdaleson, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 04:15 (seventeen years ago)
9. CROSS post lol
― weatheringdaleson, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 04:16 (seventeen years ago)
10. mary magdalene is on her knees with her eyes closed and her mouth open
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 06:06 (seventeen years ago)
all together now... ew.
― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 06:35 (seventeen years ago)
I was going to post 'he grabs the back of your head and starts moaning' but I see we have that joke covered.
― There is no Grodd but Mallah and Congorilla is His Prophet. (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)