Common PeoPOLL: Jarvis Cocker vs Jarvis Cocker vs Jarvis Cocker vs Jarvis Cocker

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Jarvis, then: actually now turning into John Peel, apparently!

Jarvis Cocker 1995 http://www.mtv.com/news/images/p/pulp980624.gif
Jarvis cocker 1996 http://www.grampaslap.com/images/shag/jarvis1.JPG
Jarvis Cocker 2003 http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003250963,00.jpg
Jarvis Cocker 2004
Jarvis Cocker 2008

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Jarvis	7
Jarvis	5
Jarvis	3
Jarvis	3
Jarvis	2

― Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:54 (seventeen years ago)

DAMMIT!

Jarvis Cocker 2004 http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40519000/jpg/_40519043_jarvis220.jpg
Jarvis Cocker 2008 http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45149000/jpg/_45149543_51560f98-c44f-46c6-bbca-25571a1a5fe5.jpg

― Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:55 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.bbcworldwide.com/spokenword/images/intv%20images/MJarvis3.jpg

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:57 (seventeen years ago)

I'm voting for the failed railway contractors.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:57 (seventeen years ago)

Beardy Jarvis FTW

― Ambassador to the Court of St James, The Honorable Joe Wurzelbacher (Ed), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:59 (seventeen years ago)

Going for the Italian serialist composer loook I see

http://www.sentireascoltare.com/rubriche/contemporanei/13-berio/berio.jpg

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:00 (seventeen years ago)

Beardy Jarvis shld be fucking killed.

So sick of this guy.

― cold and super-rational with anger (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:03 (seventeen years ago)

relaxed muscle jarvis ftw

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:18 (seventeen years ago)

beardy jarvis is revolting

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:18 (seventeen years ago)

beardy jarvis edges it by looking so fucking crazed. 2004-era jarvis also ace.

― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:19 (seventeen years ago)

They're ALL repulsive.

― post-apocalyptic time jazz (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

oh, you've never liked him...

― Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:23 (seventeen years ago)

Just something about him makes my flesh crawl. And always has.

― post-apocalyptic time jazz (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:25 (seventeen years ago)

― Cittaslow Mazza (blueski), Thursday, 30 October 2008 12:26 (seventeen years ago)

I love the fact that when the results come in they will be indistinguishable from each other.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:44 (seventeen years ago)

Jarvis ftw.

― Mark G, Thursday, 30 October 2008 13:46 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 31 October 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

I love the fact that when the results come in they will be indistinguishable from each other.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, October 30, 2008 1:44 PM

oh fuck i completely forgot about that! this has accidentally become a post-modern meta-experiment in futility...

― Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Friday, 31 October 2008 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

When I saw how you'd designed the voting, I figured that was the point.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 31 October 2008 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

Beardy Jarvis is just plain wrong. 1995 Jarvis pls.

― Lil Nunu (ENBB), Friday, 31 October 2008 00:47 (seventeen years ago)

i'll have to tot up the votes by hand!

or just not bother.

― Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Friday, 31 October 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

Your 1995 pic is a still from the "This is Hardcore" video which is from 1998....

― Spencer Chow, Friday, 31 October 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

no, that's from the Common People video

― skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Friday, 31 October 2008 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

or.. Lipgloss? I think it's Lipgloss!

― skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Friday, 31 October 2008 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

DEFINITIVE CHICAGO ALBUMS POLL

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 31 October 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

xpost, nope it's from near the end of the "This is Hardcore" video when he's singing "and that goes in there" and you can see the blue fans behind him.

― Spencer Chow, Friday, 31 October 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45149000/jpg/_45149543_51560f98-c44f-46c6-bbca-25571a1a5fe5.jpg

― what i got is HOOS for the capitalism (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

kenan's got a nice beard going there

― what i got is HOOS for the capitalism (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

I could have predicted this result.

― Aimless, Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

best results ever.

― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Saturday, 1 November 2008 12:47 (seventeen years ago)

Jarvis was robbed, no way Jarvis deserved to win this poll. Also I thought Jarvis might have done better too but glad that Jarvis finished last.

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 November 2008 13:04 (seventeen years ago)

where is "none"

he's always been tiresome generally. i really hope this poll isn't to do with his "style" b/c at no point in his life has the way he looks been remotely acceptable

― lex pretend, Saturday, 1 November 2008 13:23 (seventeen years ago)

shoot, I'm sorry Spencer, you're right - I was at work and only glanced at it quickly, I thought those were the neon lights of Common People and/or neon tubes of Lipgloss.

― skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 1 November 2008 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

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