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What are you masterbating to lately (Inspired by Geoff and Arthur on Aussie Rules)

― anthony, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My own feverish thoughts, generally speaking.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh for crying out loud.

― Sarah, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, the usual.

― Tom, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Opening of the Third Seal

― mark s, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

www.nifty.org

― Queen G, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Lonesome Onanist.

― Andrew L, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Orgasm.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This board has touched (rock) bottom.

(and just as greenspun looks like it's about to fall flat... /me touches formica surface)

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my god, what have we done!!: http://members.aol.com/johnk0/godkills.jpg

― dave k, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mmmm, kitty porn

― Queen G, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cats like milk

― Queen G, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

so... how many kittens do you reckon you've killed??? anyone care to go first??

― dave k, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bill Hicks - "I've shot entire civilisations into sweat socks."

― Queen G, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i've killed an infinite amount of kittens.

― Chris, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hello Kitty. Bye Bye Kitty. -p.s.- answer to the original question... -Samantha.

― Deadman, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

thanks for putting all sorts of strange and unpleasant thoughts in people's heads.

― Samantha, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

looking back at that picture, what the heck are those things chasing the kitten anyways? God's henchmen??

― dave k, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

they seem to be some sort of chocolate dessert.

― Chris, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Big old chocolate hogs.

― Deadman, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

they're domo-kun, a japanese character made out of (yes) poop. they were a net meme for a while, which is where that pic comes from

― bc, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This

― Fake!, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You couldn't make it up!

― N., Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four months pass...

The Bill Hicks quote is actually: "I've wiped entire civilisations off my chest with a grey gym sock."

― Hick is dead. Long live Hicks., Wednesday, 4 September 2002 11:42 (twenty-three years ago)

the incorrect hicks quote = funnier

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 4 September 2002 12:16 (twenty-three years ago)

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