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Channel 4's Gay-O-Meter I can disclose that I'm 56% gay.
How Gay are you?

― stevo, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

33%?

― Graham, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I scored super-queen on the last one of these I took. Friggin' 95% or something. You'd think I was Bob Mackie or something. I'm a little more straight this time. Only 66% with the comment: "You're quite open-minded between the sheets and just a little bit gay when out in the streets."

― Alex in SF, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am 50% gay this time which apparently constitutes a 'perfectly happy and well-adjusted hetero babe'. Oddly.

― Archel, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

40% gay apparently- Im claiming the waist down as straight. Queen G to post!

― kiwi, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

26 percent gay.

I thought I'd get a higher score, my parents will kill me. Another test I'll be repeating this summer.

― Ronan, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

33%

Does this make me a third-burglar?

I'm so so so so sorry.

― mistergay, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

43% - another 8% an i couldve got a arts grant off the lerkakl council - fuck!

― a-33, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I got "you are not even remotely gay".

― DV, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

26%. But I sometimes think people think I'm gay. Is that gay in itself?

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Depends how toned they are.

― Graham, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

46% - "You are a happy and well adjusted homo guy!"

― Tim, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

53% gay. Balanced between the sheets apparently.

― RickyT, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

GRRR i cannot take the test as i do not have FLASH!! pah and CURSES.

― katie, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey Ktee... let's DO IT TONIGHT! (wahey!!!)

Beware: I am 40% gaysexual - 'you're open minded between the sheets but rarely show your dyke side when out on the streets' - quite right, that's my left side and thats not at all symmetrical to the right size where my nose looks smaller.

― Sarah, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Although we all did this test last week and I was 46% gaysexual then. Where has my 6% of gayism gone!?

― Sarah, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

26% gay

"Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto!"

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hold on I just answered it as a MANG and I still got 40% gaysexual SURELY THE MAFFS DOES NOT WORK OUT ha ha yeah right 'science'.

― Sarah, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

16% gay? Who knows how low it'd be were it not for stray eyebrow plucking. OR is eyebrow plucking straight too? Counter intuitive shockah! That missing 6%? I stole it.

― Hunter, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MIKE IS 36% GAY!

"You might act straight mate, but I bet your mother always knew you'd grow up to be a gay guy!"

Whaaat?!?! You leave my mom outta this! MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!

― Michael Daddino, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

6% Gay! I always get record low scores in every damn online test!

― jel --, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

36%. I do think it's important to decorate though. I don't think I'm that uptight, damnit!

― Deadman, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

36 percent. A girlie girl with a hint of... I forgot. I am the least girlie girl in the fekking world.

― nathalie, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

50%. I'm a happy and well-adjusted gay man. Who am I to argue?

― Sean, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

40% poof. LOOSEN UP?! Fuck off.

― Ally C, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

50% gay - a well-adjusted, hetero babe. I guess what stopped me from being balls-out was my failure to answer in the affirmative to the more 'superficial' questions.

― Kerry, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(After my impropmtu outburst on the Scorpion King thread, I am afeared to take this quiz ha ha)

― Dan Perry, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

43%, happy and well-adjusted hetero. My girlfriend will be thrilled.

― adam, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Green Leafy is 60% gay! You're very open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets!"

Just what I expected.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

53 % for me, 23 % for David

― anthony, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The site won't let me in to take the test, therefore I proclaim myself too gay even for it. Uh-huh, baby.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i have 23% gayness quotient. and i got the same advice as brian. since we live in same town, brian, let's set up a support group for the homosexually challenged.

― Ron, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

30%. All that worrying for nothing! (heh)

― Dan Perry, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i got too bored with it and quit. how gay does that make me?

― mike hanle y, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

40% over here. i'm gonna shave my head now.

― geeta writing from NYC by remote control, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i got 53% gay. i didn't like that test. the yes-no options on some of the questions were too rigid. and when it said "do you have sex with men or women or both?" i had no idea what to answer, because presently i don't want to have sex with anyone.

― di, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

since we live in same town, brian, let's set up a support group for the homosexually challenged.

Damn straight! (pun intended) I'm sick of being kicked out of popular Seattle dance clubs for being a beer swillin' chick pinchin' hetero...(you think I'm kidding? This is Seattle we're talkin' bout)

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

30% and yet I've been asked if I was gay, but only by straight women. Maybe I should print this up and carry it in my wallet.

― bnw, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

66 percent - wtf is that sweetie? Bah, I'm off for a good sauna fuck

― Queen G, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

33%? "You're a straight-laced [ed.: they got that right] girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out!" Butch?! I thought I was femme, dammit!

― j.lu, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In best Huckleberry Hound voice: "I was sooo gay. But I couldn't tell anybody." Hehehe. Is this test weighted strangely? I think the fact that someone who watches sports, doesn't buy clothing that costs more than $10 and sleeps with girls scored higher than anybody (I tied with someone whose handle starts with Queen for chrissake) demonstrates a serious flaw in the process. Unless you are all lying.

― Alex in SF, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

43%.

― Maria, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I'm not gay, I'm just 'same attracted'". Bob Jones

― mike hanle y, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

43% I'm suprised because for a while my nickname was Chapstick. I figured I'd at least get 57%. I'm rather dissapointed in my gay side, I knew I should've learned to change my own oil.

― Lindsey B, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've got a lot of free time so I just took the test again. I said I was a male this time and answered all the questions honestly. This time I was 40% gay.

I noticed that on the female's quiz it asked if you shaved your pubic hair while on the male's it only asked if you trim it. Is it impossible to shave male pubic hair-too much equipment to avoid?

― Lindsey B, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No just painful.

― Mr Noodles, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

50%. Which is about right.

― Nick Southall, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

43%. Odd, this seems like a common score here. Meaningless. Gay equated to not typically masculine.

― DeRayMi, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

33%. Obviously having sex with men has little influence on the score. I lost a lot of points for not being terribly concerned with my appearance, I think.

― Martin Skidmore, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

40%. My big gay reputation dissolves into a puddle of mediocrity.

― Mark C, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

36% Which would explain why only a third of my clothes-buying decisions are good ones.

― robster, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is it possible to get 24%? that would be the gayest of all

― Chupa-Cabras, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...

98.7% gay

― holdfast, Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

Only 6%! 'a walkiing talking red blooded male, too straight for these times mate!' Too straight??

― John, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

way too straight. c'mon get with the program

― Ron, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I got 10% on the test.

― Gale, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you too, c'mon lets get a little more gay, ok? is it so much to ask??

― Ron, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm glad this thread is back so i can read sarah saying "gaysexual" again, which makes me very happy

― Ron, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmmm... 50%.. interesting..

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

40%. Kinda what I was expecting. Hi Gale! How are you doing?

― Arthur, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

33% I'm deeply ashamed, and am going to take more care of my appearance forthwith.

― Matt, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

20%

You're so straight acting, does anyone even realise you're a true blue gay guy?

― I know, right?, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

43%

― I have never used a humorous display name because I think they're for (libcrypt), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

I like how the meter goes to 100% before you get yr results.

Wait wait I'm not THAT gay!

― I have never used a humorous display name because I think they're for (libcrypt), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:00 (seventeen years ago)

23%

― homosex quarterly (velko), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:00 (seventeen years ago)

46% gaaaaaaaaaaay

― lil yawne (harbl), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/caballistic/Your_Gay.jpg

― lil yawne (harbl), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Can't believe I'm answering questions like these. Anyway, 66%.

― You are wrong (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.vintagelibrary.com/pulp/covers/captain-zero/captain_zero_1.jpg

― rollerblading on the back of a cereal box in 1997 (internet person), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

36%

― jaymc, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

A lot of it is because there is no nuance in the questions so you say "definitely" where you mean "pretty much"

― I know, right?, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

still, ur so gay, all of you

― I know, right?, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

"Loosen up my straight mate"

― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

40 percent gay

― Eric H., Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

30%

― "goole" (goole), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

30%

"loosen up straight mate"

― Put big bows (or small) In you hair. (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

43%

which is about right. the other half of me is all woman, however.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

You're all making me feel like a bastion of heterosexuality btw.

― I know, right?, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

46%

― Radiant Flowering Crab (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

a meagre 40% :(

― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 01:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://malcontent.typepad.com/malcontent/images/homometer.jpg

50%

― you'd look cooler if you wore a frigidaire (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

50%

"happy and well adjusted hetero babe"

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

33% gay.

― Casuistry, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

23%

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

53%

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

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