I guess Denise Richards' is a photo of her pot-bellied pig, but its snout is obscured by her signature, so it looks like a cow/bunny mutant.
Worst is either Tim Allen's (just go fucking die with that Santa Clause self-promotion bullshit) or Josh Holloway's, which looks like a bargain-bin stock photo you'd see on an insurance company website.
Mena Suvari's looks like bloodied cotton balls (ew).
I think Haley Joel Osment wins this dubious honor with his rainbow-colored lamprey black-hole vortex.
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 07:06 (seventeen years ago)