have you ever done that thing where you have an object in one hand and a food item in the other and you accidentally try to eat the object?

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i just did it with a cracker and a knife

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

Remote control, all the time

robertwolf8080, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

Also have tried to drink from peanut butter jars etc.

robertwolf8080, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

big HOOS the knifeeater

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

i once bit a CD case

was mad lifted to be fair

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

Did this with broken glass once

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

i've tried to drink from candles before. also, unopened bottles of anything.

ian, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

What about pouring orange juice on your cereal?

the night of counting the years (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

what about eating fruity pebbles with kool aid

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

tried to take a swig from a microphone once

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

"wait...this is wrong."

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

Yesterday I had a broken door handle in my hand and a biscuit in the other and I threw the biscuit in the bin and stood there wondering why I still had a broken handle in my hand.

Fat Penne (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

An acquaintance of mine was did this with the empty Coke can he was using as a chew spittoon. Hilarity, and vomiting, ensued.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

ahhhhhhh that's deeply horrifying

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

This was the same guy who spilled the contents of a different spit can on a different night all over his final architecture design project 6 hours before it was due. Sadly, not even that got him to rethink the whole idea of chew in the first place.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

what did he do about the project!!

BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

Luckily his model was saved from the destruction, but his two presentation boards were destroyed. Thankfully dude was fantastic at putting together impressive sketches, so he managed to crank out about four different perspective views, threw some Prismacolor on them and saved the day. Well, sorta. He was still missing about half the drawings he was supposed to have, but managed to bullshit his way to a C minus on the project.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

Once while making coffee, I nearly poured milk into the kettle.

snoball, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

An acquaintance of mine was did this with the empty Coke can he was using as a chew spittoon. Hilarity, and vomiting, ensued.

I have a similar story involving a beer can, spit, and bong water (which actually started as snow and so was deceptively cold). I still shudder to think of it.

tit deep in abomination (Jenny), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

bong snow?

nabisco, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

oh, wait, i get it now.

nabisco, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

I just accidentally ate a cigarette while holding a potato

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

oh yeah, I had an acquaintance who drank out of a spittoon once, hilarious, I hate the guy.

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

(xpost) when what you really meant to do was light the potato?

snoball, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

I watched my dad boil pasta, drain it in a colander over the pot, dump drained pasta in the trash and then consider how to serve the drained pasta water he was left with.

the higgs, Thursday, 13 November 2008 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

did this with almonds, scrabble tiles

johnny crunch, Saturday, 24 July 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)


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