WEAPON OF CHOICE

pitchfork and canon: deadly combination

where on earth did this list come from? what is a meteor hammer? how is a morning star a weapon?

where is 'sex'?

What the heck are "wind and fire wheels"?

guilt

morning star:

http://www.southernswords.co.uk/POH-2142.jpg

(i think i originally learned this playing castlevania 2?)

hunga munga
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luckily, there haven't been many javelin related murders in my part of town in quite some time.

where on earth did this list come from?
yeah it's basically just whatever i had lying around

Where is "Christopher Walken"?

Jordan that's actually known as a flail. The 'morning star' is technically only the spiked head.

http://uk.gizmodo.com/bfg.jpg

passive aggression might be up there with sex and guilt for popularity.

Greek fire was a burning-liquid weapon used by the Byzantine Empire. The Byzantines typically used it in naval battles to great effect as it could continue burning even on water.

a bit closer, closer, lol gotcha
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sniper rifle was always my favorite weapon, or, even better, when you got a crossbow with a sight on it(e.g. Deus Ex, Half Life, etc)

Big Guns

Flamer
Burnmaster Flamer
Gatling Laser
Vengeance Gatling Laser
Minigun
Eugene Minigun
Fat Man
Experimental MIRV Fatman
Missile Launcher
Miss Launcher Missile Launcher

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Energy Weapons

Alien Blaster
Firelance Alien Blaster
Laser Pistol
Colonel Autumn's Laser Pistol
Protectron's Gaze Laser Pistol
Smuggler's End Laser Pistol
Mesmetron
Plasma Pistol
Laser Rifle
Wazer Wifle Laser Rifle
Plasma Rifle
A3-21's Plasma Rifle

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Grenades/Mines

Frag Grenade
Plasma Grenade
Pulse Grenade
Frag Mine
Plasma Mine
Pulse Mine

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Melee Weapons

Police Baton
Chinese Officer's Sword
Vampire's Edge Chinese Officer's Sword
Combat Knife
Occam's Razor Combat Knife
Stabhappy Combat Knife
Lead Pipe
Ripper
Jack Ripper
Rolling Pin
Knife
Ant's Sting Knife
Switchblade
Butch's Toothpick Switchblade
Tire Iron
Highwayman's Friend Tire Iron
Repellent Stick
Baseball Bat
Nail Board
Board of Education Nail Board
Pool Cue
The Break Pool Cue
Sledgehammer
The Tenderizer Sledgehammer
Super Sledge
Fawkes' Super Sledge

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Small Guns

10mm Pistol
Colonel Autumn's 10mm Pistol
Silenced 10mm Pistol
10mm Submachine Gun
Sydney's 10mm Ultra SMG
.32 Pistol
Scoped .44 Magnum
Blackhawk Scoped .44 Magnum
Chinese Pistol
Zhu-Rong v418 Chinese Pistol
Sawed-Off Shotgun
The Kneecapper Sawed-Off Shotgun
Chinese Assault Rifle
Xuanlong Assault Rifle
Assault Rifle
BB GUn
Combat Shotgun
The Terrible Shotgun
Hunting Rifle
Ol' Painless Hunting Rifle
Lincoln's Repeater
Sniper Rifle
Reservist's Rifle Sniper Rifle
Victory Rifle Sniper Rifle

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Unarmed Weapons

Brass Knuckles
Power Fist
Fisto! Power Fist
The Shocker Power Fist
Spiked Knuckles
Plunkett's Valid Points Spiked Knuckles

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Custom Weapons

Rock-It Launcher
Nuka-Grenade
Bottlecap Mine
Shishkebab
Dart Gun
Railway Rifle
Deathclaw Gauntlet

Missile : This is your standard-issue default weapon. Every tank comes with an unlimited number of missiles. The tradeoff is that missiles have the smallest radius of destruction.

Baby Nuke : This weapon is good value for money. It provides a much larger radius of destruction than standard missiles. This weapon is useful when you are uncertain about the accuracy of your shot on the enemy. Even a somewhat inaccurate launch should be able to take out any nearby enemies.

Nuke : This is the big daddy of all the weapons in your arsenal. Nukes are expensive so use them wisely and sparingly. The nuke is best used when you want to take out two enemies with one shot.

Sand Bomb : This is more of a strategic weapon. It covers the area it lands on with a layer of sand. It is useful for burying enemies. Once buried an enemy tank will probably blow up when it fires from under the sand.

Baby Roller : This weapon is similar to the Roller, except it costs less and does less damage.

Roller : This is weapon is useful when your opponent is on a smooth slope. As soon as it hits a mountain, it will start rolling downhill until it hits either an enemy, or an upward slope. At that point, it will detonate.

Heavy Roller : This is a more expensive, but more damaging, version of the Roller.

Baby Digger : This weapon is similar to the Digger, except it costs less and is less effective.

Digger : This item is very useful when you've been hit by a sand bomb. When it detonates, it will literally eat away at the dirt around it.

Heavy Digger : This is a more expensive, but more effective, version of the Digger.

Funky Bomb : This is one of the most dangerous bombs of all. When it detonates, it first throws out several random explosions around the screen. Although most will explode near the target, there is the risk that the funky bomb can kill the person who is shooting. After all of this, there will be one more explosion, about the size of a baby nuke, at the original detonation point.

Funky Nuke : This is very similar to a Funky Bomb, but instead of a Baby Nuke exploding at the end, a Regular Nuke will explode. It also costs more.

Napalm : Napalm is a unique type of weapon. When it hits a mountain or player, it releases a flood of Liquid Fire that will flow downhill until it hits an upward slope, at which point it will form a pool, possibly drowning an enemy.

Hot Napalm : This is a more expensive, and more damaging, version of Napalm.

MIRV : This is one of the most powerful weapons. When fired, it starts out looking like a normal missile. However, at about the time that the missile reaches the top of the arc, it releases several sub-munitions. These will rain down upon the target with amazing results. Each sub-munition will explode with about half the force of a baby nuke.

Death Head : This is probably THE strongest weapon. It works very similar to the MIRV, except that each sub-munition will explode with the force of a whole Baby Nuke.

WAR HAMMER

Where's the classic pointy stick?

anything can be a weapon in the hands of a trained assassin.

WAR HAMMER

Where's the classic pointy stick?

WAR HAMMER

What the heck are "wind and fire wheels"?

WAR HAMMER

Where is "Christopher Walken"?]

WE ARE ALL WAR HAMMER NOW

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Tank--because you can nap in it.

Umbrella FTW

MY BARE FUCKING HANDS

where's "words"?

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