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― wildabboy, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

GINGER SPICE LEAVES THE SPICE GIRLS!! ONE, TWO, THREE, OH MY GOD!!

― Wil, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

GEORGE BUSH WINS THE FLORIDA VOTE! I SMELL SHADINESS!!! WHAT WHAT!

― wil, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ARCHDUKE FERDINAND DEAD. WAR ON THE HORIZON.

― Pete, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

CHRIST IS RISEN! OH NO HE'S GONE AGAIN!

― alix, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nearly the year 2000,, what wil it be lik?

― mon, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

VIKINGS CAUSE HAVOC IN NORTHERN BRITAIN RAPING AND PILLAGING AND THAT.

― katie, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Loch Ness Monster is a Nazi U-Boat

― Ed, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jim robinson out of neighbours

― wayne, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WHO SHOT JR??

― jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HODDLE SIGNS FOR MONACO!

GAZZA IS A LAZIO BOUND!

NAYIM FROM THE HALF WAY LINE! ARSENAL LOSE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

― jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WHITTINGTON IN MAYORAL U-TURN SHOCKER.

― Jonnie, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Henry VIII gets married! and divorced! and married! and chops 'er 'ead orf! and married! etc etc etc...

― katie, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING!

― jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SCIENCE NEWS: THEY CALL IT THE WHEEL!

― jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SPACETIME COMES INTO EXISTENCE!

― RickyT, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

CONSTRUCTION OF 'THE WORD' DELAYED AGAIN

(Bad joke, as not obvious what I'm on about. grr)

― Alan T, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(I still don't think spacetime can really exist as if time is only a concept then how can it be one with space but space doesn't exist because even what we think is empty is full of atomz arrgh)

― Sarah, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

EVE FUCKS UP BIGTIME

― Sam, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MEN BLAME ALL THE SINS OF THE WORLD ON WOMEN

― katie, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(Space as in yer standard three dimensions not as in empty, Starry. And I'm not sure what you mean about time only being a concept: some form of ordering of events has to exist or we couldn't be communicating right now)

― RickyT, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

KATIE IS V BAD AT GRAMMAR

― katie, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(seems pretty obv to me Alang)

― RickyT, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(is there a new theory that space/time never began and has just always sorta been?)

THE WEATHER: FLOOD!

― jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(Isn't time the fourth dimension? How can there evvah be ORDER in such CHAOS?!!?!)

― Sarah, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

GOD AWARDS ADAM LABOUR AND EVE PAIN. "TYPICAL", SAYS EVE.

― Sam, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ABEL IS WEEDY TWAT

― Sam, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OUCH! THAT HAS TO HURT! - see page seven for detailed tapestry of the Battle of Hastings.

― jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(Isn't time the fourth dimension? - Aye)

― RickyT, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

KING OF SATURN FIRES MARMELADE ROCKETS AT HEAVEN!

― mike hanle y, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

English guy finds woman with big ass, brings to England to charge fee to see

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1957000/1957240.s tm

― mike hanle y, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

BANG!

(or, if you believe the latest theory:
BANG!.........BANG!..........BANG!..........BANG! et cet)

― Jeff W, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE!

― alix, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oi Lixi turn yr phone on! (Or, did you get my email? Twas to yr hotmail...)

― Sarah, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is that old news? I don't think so. You know I don't have my phone on at uni. I mailed YOU back and YOu haven't replied. So NER.

― alix, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have replied!! About 10 mins ago cos cockfarming email is delayed (NB Katie and Emma this also applies to your mails)! Come to the gym!

― Sarah, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A THRILLING NEW FOOD CONCOCTION IS INVENTED, viz. SOME LUMPS OF MEAT WITH CONDIMENTS BETWEEN TWO SLICES OF BUTTERED BREAD. THIS CHARMING MORSEL FIRST THROWN TOGETHER OVER A GAME OF CARDS BY HIS LORDSHIP, THE EARL OF SANDWICH. A REPORT FOLLOWS BY OUR OWN SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT, LORD JOURNALIST.

― DV, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SUN REVOLVES AROUND EARTH

― Graham, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

IS ROCK'N'ROLL CORRUPTING OUR YOUTH?

― jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THE ONE HUNDRED YEARS WAR HAS BEGUN!

― DV, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A THRILLING NEW FASHION ITEM IS INVENTED, viz. A WOOLLEN, KNITTED JACKET. THIS ESSENTIAL ITEM FIRST WORN DURING A GAME OF CROQUET WHEN IT BECAME RATHER CHILLY BY HIS LORDSHIP, THE EARL OF CARDIGAN.

― MarkH, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

CHURCHILL "LOSING HIS HAIR" SHOCK

― Rex, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

AL GORE INVENTS THE INTERNET; TIPPER TRIES TO CENSOR IT IMMEDIATELY

― The Original Queen G, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HENRY THE EIGHTH BAGS MISSUS THE SIXTH! Ann Boleyn, Katherine Howard unavailable for comment.

― robster, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WE ESCAPED FROM THAT BIG NASTY OLD T-REX WHO WANTED TO EAT US UP!!!!! OOOOH LOOK!!!!!! WHAT'S THAT PRETTY FIERY BIG THING IN THE SKY COMING RIGHT TOWARDS US!!!!!

― Norman Phay, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

REPTILE WRITES POEM!

― mike hanle y, Wednesday, 1 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HELP! GONDWANALAND IS DRIFTING APART!

― alievs, Wednesday, 1 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four months pass...
that's the way i always did it. but i'm lazy!
-- Tracer Hand (tracerhand@yahoo.com), September 4th, 2002.

Just kidding!

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 4 September 2002 15:46 (twenty-four years ago)


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