Should workplace toilets be segregated by age as well as gender?

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Not only do old people take forever in there, but the stench they leave behind is enough to knock the buzzards off a shitwagon! And that's not all they leave behind sometimes!

― dave q, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There's fun to be had though when some old prune's been in there grunting and straining for half an hour giving himself a coronary trying to squeeze out a pathetic Smartie-size pellet, you can rap on the door and yell "Whaddya doing in there, masturbating?" and run ot, they won't find out who it is as it takes them an extra 20 minutes to pull their trousers up

― dave q, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No.

Its even better to rap on the door of someone who is masturbating and say "what are you doing in there, constipated and trying to pass a raisin".

― Pete, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think it should be arequirement that all bathrooms are single use only, no more group bathroom. Its fuckin perverted

― mike hanle y, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I saw the title I thought you meant children. I don't really have a problem with older folks. I hate children though. At the lame mall over here we've got "family bathrooms".

I used to work at Barnes and Noble where we'd get a lot of vegetarians who would drink coffee out of our "B&N Cafe proudly serving Starbucks coffee". They'd go back to the bathroom and ruin the whole back half of the store. It was horrible and I know it was the vegetarians. I don't mean to offend any coffee-drinkin- vegetarians but that was not the smell of meat-eater shit. Maybe we need to divide them by what people eat.

Also at B&N we'd have porn mags which would be taken to the bathroom (I guess I'll use the Brit word) and wanked (?) off to. Then they'd just leave the porn in there. If you're going to masturbate to something-buy it. So let's not take up the bathroom and just make strokerstalls beside the bathroom-or in the front window, cause some folks like that sort of thing.

― Lindsey B, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― clotion, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The regulations for workplace toilet facilities, which I have looked into (the regulations, not the lavs) make no recommendations regarding age. There are some other quite odd regulations thoughsuch as there must be at least 1 toilet per 25 workers and toilets must be designed so that the interior is not visible from outside to members of the opposite sex when the door is open.

― alix, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Personally I think there should be some sort of segregation based on noise. I mean, you can generally predict if you're about to do something that sounds like a machine gun firing in a swamp so why can't you go somewhere where you won't embarrass yourself and upset people who have healthy high-fibre diets and aren't currently afflicted by a hangover?

Sorry. Was anyone having dinner?

― robster, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you can rap on the door and yell "Whaddya doing in there, masturbating?" and run ot, they won't find out who it is as it takes them an extra 20 minutes to pull their trousers up

You pathetic fool, did you really think I didn't know that was you? This security guard will escort you off the premises, don't waste any time clearing your desk, and don't expect any good references from us you nasty man.

― Your employer, mr q, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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