When is a woman too old to wear pigtails?

I believe they are also called 'bunches.'

I look to be about 14 years old when I wear them BUT I look rotten in a ponytail and my hair is too short to braid or do other shit with....and I feel like too 'kawaii' or silly or something.

For me the answer is somewhere around 38.

The mom on Malcolm in the Middle pulls them off surprisingly well.

Old earth mothers with Willendorf shirts do not.

I am always down with pigtails tho I guess yeah they are "girlish"

As long as your hair isn’t grey, plat away!

I wanna say 'never' but maybe there's a limit somewhere I don't like to think of

i think pigtails are cute as long as you're not on some regressive baby jane shit.

Just as long as you aren't wearing thigh-high red-n-white striped socks, you are ok.

My girlfriend's in her thirties and can still make them work with relatively short hair.

Just as long as you aren't wearing thigh-high red-n-white striped socks, you are ok.

I wanna say 'never' but maybe there's a limit somewhere I don't like to think of

this was also my first thought upon seeing the threat title.

Also, be sure to make noises like a piggy when you're putting them in.

Just as long as you aren't wearing thigh-high red-n-white striped socks, you are ok.

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^^^ suggest pervert

Prediction: this will become a nsfw picture thread.

Or a guinea pig, if that helps. xxp

threat title.