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The snack that's orange:

Poll Results

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fuck yeah, Cheetos 16
not since I was much, much younger 9


― J0hn D., Wednesday, 26 November 2008 01:58 (seventeen years ago)

baked please

― La Push It (Susan), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 01:59 (seventeen years ago)

yeah agreed i gotta be pretty baked

― dat dude delmar (and what), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 01:59 (seventeen years ago)

cheezels pls

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

i don't fuck w/the orange cheetos but i will eat the hots with some hot sauce and lime and a dash of salt ALL FUCKIN DAY

― BIG HOOS enjoys a cold mindbeer (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:02 (seventeen years ago)

one day i will die

― BIG HOOS enjoys a cold mindbeer (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

but yeah fuck yeah cheetos

― BIG HOOS enjoys a cold mindbeer (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:04 (seventeen years ago)

puffy cheetos + 1 bottle extra hot tamazula + a lemon
empty 1/2 of the tamazula into bag
squeeze 1/2 to all of the lemon over it
fold bag over, shake

eat every last goddamn one of the cheetos

rinse, lather, repeat until the Raiders win one

― J0hn D., Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

i have never done lemon!! i will have to try this

― BIG HOOS enjoys a cold mindbeer (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

Organic/hippie cheetos = much tastier.

― sheepie (libcrypt), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

?

Tamazula may refer to several locations in Mexico:

* Tamazula de Victoria, in the state of Durango
* Tamazula de Gordiano, in the state of Jalisco
* Tamazula, Sinaloa

Or to a river:

* Tamazula River, which drains Durango and Sinaloa

― Manchego Bay (G00blar), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

prefer to call them cheesy poofs

― Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

I don't actually enjoy eating chee-tohs or other similar snacks much, but I am oddly fascinated by the finger-orangening gunk that defines this food group.

― UEK - Big Tempin' (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

Indeed, I have considered using it as an element of sculpture.

― UEK - Big Tempin' (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

fuck yeah, but crunchy not puffy

― pj, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

I know somebody who knows somebody who has a collection of penis-shaped Cheetos...

― henry s, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

disgusting

― cutty, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

"I know somebody who knows somebody who has a collection of penis-shaped Cheetos..."
=
"I know somebody who knows somebody who has a collection of penis-shaped Cheetos..."

― HI, YOUR BAND! (Mackro Mackro), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

Flamin' Hot Cheetos used to be religion to me.

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

G00blar:

http://www.mexicolindo.es/img/productos/salsas/SALSA%20TAMAZULA%20VALENTINA%20140%20ML%20BOTELLA%201.35.JPG

For everyday bottled hot sauces, it has no rival.

― J0hn D., Wednesday, 26 November 2008 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

never

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

enh, not my fave. cheesy poofs of other brands and other simu-cheeses go down better.

― Brotherhood of Stealing Shit to Sell to Trader Caravans (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

ty john, will have to investigate

― Manchego Bay (G00blar), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

For everyday bottled hot sauces, it has no rival.

http://marty.anstey.ca/hobbies/hotsauce/images/small/valentina.jpg

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

hey why don't we turn this perfectly good thread about cheetos (fuck yeah, cheetos) into an argument about the best hot sauces?

― Manchego Bay (G00blar), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

Valetina's good but Tamazula is better, especially on cheesy poofs. The only drawback is Valentina comes in them big honkin bottles so you can fully indulge whereas Tamazula, a slightly thicker sauce, only comes in smaller bottles.

― J0hn D., Wednesday, 26 November 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.cajunmarket.com/images/crystalxtrahot12ozm.gif

― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 27 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Cheetos were never sold under the "Cheese Toes" moniker. "Cheese Toes" was the name the inventor, Charles Elmer Doolin, originally gave them, however, when the product was tested on focus groups, they invariably said, "Keep the flavor, lose the name." Interestingly enough, the "Cheetos" name was suggested by one of the members of the final focus group.

― sheepie (libcrypt), Thursday, 27 November 2008 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-heqpjPh4

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 8 August 2009 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

rhymes with ashy knees

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 9 August 2009 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

Has anyone ever had Gerber Graduates Crunchies? Mmmmm they are so good!

― Sunny River, Sunday, 9 August 2009 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

I have stocked them on many a shelf (well, one, but oh so many times), though never considered trying them...aren't they for babies???

― °⌉ 3⊥∀N (╓abies), Sunday, 9 August 2009 13:24 (seventeen years ago)

these will be the death of me

― napolyanna (chip dumstorf), Sunday, 9 August 2009 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/cheetos-girl.jpg

― New display name coming soon (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 10 August 2009 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

cheezels pls

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:00 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark
<3

― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Monday, 10 August 2009 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

lol yes they are for babies but they are rrrreally tasty

― Sunny River, Monday, 10 August 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

And probably quite easy to digest!

― °⌉ 3⊥∀N (╓abies), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 12:56 (seventeen years ago)

nine years pass...

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/190621135436-kfc-chicken-cheetos-trnd-exlarge-169.jpg

KFC unleashes a Cheetos chicken sandwich and honestly, it looks delicious

(CNN)It's a match made in finger-lickin' heaven.

For four weeks starting July 1, KFC and Cheetos will marry their signature fare in a new collaboration that sprinkles magical, orange Cheeto dust on a chicken sandwich.

In a win for advocates of chips on sandwiches, the KFC Cheetos Sandwich drenches KFC's crispy fried chicken in a "special Cheetos sauce" on top of a bed of Cheetos.

Kentucky Fried Chicken's own Colonel Sanders tweeted on Thursday that he was "finger lickin' thrilled" to announce the mashup.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/21/us/kfc-cheetos-mashup-trnd/index.html

― omar little, Monday, 24 June 2019 17:28 (seven years ago)

How much money does KenTacoHut Corp. spend on the unending ganj supply with which they furnish their food techs?

Du-hude. What if we filled this nacho supreme with little tiny baby tacos, what if that (pufffffffffffffffffffff)

― Top Number One Most Of Smart (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 June 2019 17:32 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

SCANDAL

https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2021-05-16/flamin-hot-cheetos-richard-montanez

This is honestly pretty damned interesting!

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 May 2021 16:13 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Cheetos, fool

― calstars, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:21 (five years ago)

one year passes...

So Eva Longoria's contentious Cheetos film is actually coming out June 9. It was hyped up in the latest Bon Appétit magazine. Not sure how this is all gonna go down. Any word from the snacking community?

― Josefa, Thursday, 1 June 2023 05:12 (three years ago)

I had no idea about the origins of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 1 June 2023 05:21 (three years ago)

Cheetohs are the best snack because they are, afaik, the only one to promote the use of skateboard helmets on their packaging.

― peace, man, Thursday, 1 June 2023 12:13 (three years ago)

... is that KFC Cheetos chicken sandwich still available?

― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 June 2023 22:21 (three years ago)

Stop bumping this thread you’re going to make me buy Cheetos

― calstars, Thursday, 1 June 2023 22:33 (three years ago)

When we were kids, we didn't like the puffs--except with ketchup.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 1 June 2023 22:36 (three years ago)

Damn now I’m gonna have to try that

― calstars, Thursday, 1 June 2023 22:42 (three years ago)

they brought back the Planters cheese balls but they are not at all the same :-(

― brimstead, Thursday, 1 June 2023 23:17 (three years ago)

same as they were in the early 90s I mean

― brimstead, Thursday, 1 June 2023 23:17 (three years ago)

I need a bucket of planters balls and a side of crunchy Cheetos stat!

― calstars, Thursday, 1 June 2023 23:19 (three years ago)

Somewhat related to Cheetos (via the puffy side of the equation), has anyone tried Like Air Puffcorn? I haven't, but my wife has been hooked on the pancake flavor this year. I don't want to try them and frankly, I'm starting to get a little sick of the smell.

https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9ec64a_29a10874423b4c1b9cee6f74c5590ac7~mv2.png/v1/fill/w_2147,h_2626,al_c/9ec64a_29a10874423b4c1b9cee6f74c5590ac7~mv2.png

They also make a cinnamon bun version, as well as more standard flavors like butter, white cheddar, etc.

― peace, man, Friday, 2 June 2023 13:16 (three years ago)

I haven't tried or even seen those. We do go through any number of bags of Popcorners at the house, in various flavors. I tend to shy away from the sweet ones.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 2 June 2023 13:27 (three years ago)

fair number of taco shops around here will put flamin hot cheetos in a burrito for you

― the late great, Friday, 2 June 2023 13:34 (three years ago)


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