Least appealing track title on this two CD compilation of routines from some schmuck Italian immigrant comedian my dad likes and thus I got him for xmas

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Italians and the Phone / Nonno and the Sex Ads on TV	7
Nonna's Don't Get Technology	4
Nonno Burns Everything	4
Making the Sauce	3
Nonna and the Sun / Nonno and the Terrorists / Nonna and TV	3
Nonno's Computer	2
Nonno and the Chilli Tree	1
Yammunindi	1
Italian and Greek Names	1
Italian Monopoly	1
Justin	1
Nonno at the Doctor	1
Nonna and the Garbage Bin	1
Nonna's Pantry	1
Tightarse Zio	1
Italian Dads	0
Getting in Trouble as an Italian	0
The Radio Songs Part II	0
Italian Weddings	0
Maria Maria	0
Making the Wine	0
The Italian Birds	0
Yvonne / Shopping with Nonna	0
Due Patate	0
The Visits	0
Compare Characters	0
Italian Characteristics	0
Nonna Confuses Me	0
Lucia	0
Compare Shaney and Comare Sheryla	0
The Radio Songs Part I	0
Tip From the Advice Compare	0
Introduction	0
Nonno's Car Accident	0

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:20 (seventeen years ago)

Italian and Greek Names

^^^ this sounds hilarious

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

Went for 'Nonno Burns Everything'

― The Biggest Event In The History Of Ethnic Comedy (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:27 (seventeen years ago)

Getting in Trouble as an Italian

^^^assuming this is about the kidnap and murder of Aldo Moro.

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:29 (seventeen years ago)

Do Italians do anything other than eat, letch and barely tolerate their relatives?

― Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:30 (seventeen years ago)

We go to church.

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:31 (seventeen years ago)

That doesn't appear to be mentioned in this Rosetta Stone of Italian culture but I'll take your word for it.

― Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:33 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, those wacky Nonno and Nonna.

― Enrique (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:33 (seventeen years ago)

Nish = Indian?

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:34 (seventeen years ago)

They are also known to drive like *this*.

― The Biggest Event In The History Of Ethnic Comedy (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:34 (seventeen years ago)

If he starts listening to this on Boxing Day I'll start watching Gomorra on mute and see if the two synch up, Floyd/Wizard of Oz style.

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:35 (seventeen years ago)

Nonno at the Doctor
Nonno's Car Accident

Can someone please give this man back his dignity in his final dying days rather than turning him into punchline fodder for the calamari-in-a-basket circuit?

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:37 (seventeen years ago)

Gotta be Nonna and the terrorists.

I actually want to hear this.

― Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:41 (seventeen years ago)

he didn't lose/win the war for this

― darraghmac, Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:42 (seventeen years ago)

Nonno Fuck Your Wife

― GSOHSHIT (blueski), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:45 (seventeen years ago)

If this was Italian-Australian, half of this would be puns on the word "wog" and references to the Holden Torana and burnouts.

― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:46 (seventeen years ago)

^^^it is Italian-Australian. Anglo-Italians are too busy working as panel beaters and League Two defenders to start a stand-up career.

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:47 (seventeen years ago)

Shit, I should have recognised the bloke from the car insurance advertisements.

― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:49 (seventeen years ago)

Nonno's Computer

http://www.techchee.com/tmp/pizza-box-case-mod-01-201207.jpg

― GSOHSHIT (blueski), Thursday, 27 November 2008 12:49 (seventeen years ago)

Tightarse Zio ftw!

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 27 November 2008 13:31 (seventeen years ago)

Yammunindi

I think I heard these on Andy Kershaw once.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 27 November 2008 13:38 (seventeen years ago)

'The Biggest Event In The History Of Ethnic Comedy.'

...just thought that was worth repeating. Voted tightarse, i think.

― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 27 November 2008 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

LBZC: The biggest event in the history of ethnic comedy

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

Nonna's Don't Get Technology

isn't this a 50 cent song?

― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 November 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

Nonno and the lack of atmosphere at Glass Candy gig

― GSOHSHIT (blueski), Thursday, 27 November 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

Nonna and the ILX thread about race

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

Nonno's Bottle Opener

― Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 November 2008 16:41 (seventeen years ago)

Should Nonno buy an I-Pod?

― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Thursday, 27 November 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

Ask Nonno

― darraghmac, Thursday, 27 November 2008 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

Nonna doesn't understand zing culture

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

Nonno Listens to a T.I. Album

― Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 November 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

Compare Shaney and Comare Sheryla

whats this all about?

― dat dude delmar (and what), Thursday, 27 November 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

I'm _assuming_ it's a misspelling of "cumpare", which is a paisano term you use to describe your closest friends.

Or it could just be some random words.

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

is this in english? shall I torrent it?

― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

It is in English, although possibly done with a braying Ozzie accent. Please report back if you do hear it.

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

their myspace is not selling them well

― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

btw i loled at "il dago"

― dat dude delmar (and what), Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

you should do a poll of the dudes

― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

Think Nish would take that.

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

Simon Palomares has a good line in raised eyebrow though.

― Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

They kind of look like the staff of an estate agency.

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

palomares' hair might take it for him

― s1ocki, Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

George is doing some quality pointing at the camera that has been tragically overwritten.

― Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

Are you sure it's not a "gun finger"?

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 17:33 (seventeen years ago)

Man, this ain't no Wogs out of Work. Not that that's saying much at all.

Is it better than Fat Pizza though, is the question that needs to be asked.

And I dont want answered.

― Trayce, Thursday, 27 November 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

I went the original Fat Pizza at Chullora where they filmed the show just a couple of weeks ago! The pizza was as crap as you'd imagine it.

― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 November 2008 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

dom will u ysi this cd

― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Thursday, 27 November 2008 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

Of course.

Good work on the Andy Garcia haircut/three buttons open silk shirt combo there. A classic of Italian immigrant styling.

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 27 November 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

This is like the Four Charlie Williamses of the Apocalypse.

― Me and Ruth Lorenzo, Rollin' in the Benzo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 November 2008 22:01 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

― I Was a Teenage Armchair Hongro Fan (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:10 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 25 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

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