IN THIS THREAD WE COLLECT THE BRILLIANT AND INSIGHTFUL REVIEWS POSTED ON WEB 2.0 FILM DISSEMINATION INTERNET SITE THE NETFLIX

PU 1233's other reviews >
3.0 Stars
I never write a review.this is is my first,review .This movie was like frankenstein. and later with ,some power rangers.i liked it.

vrr 71714's other reviews >
4.0 Stars
The description of their mental was very good. Action is wonderful, too. So mysterious and heart warming movie.

ah fuck netflix just went down for "scheduled maintenance"

you guys i think i broke the netflix o_O

Can we guess what movies these were for?

1. Citizen Kane
2. I Spit On Your Grave

1. The Philadelphia Story
2. Funny Games

Sorry, that should be

1. Funny Games
2. The Philadelphia Story

no I think you were right the first time

Actually I think it was

1. Funny Games
2. Funny Games

who can forget the power ranger scene at the end of philadelphia story

1. When A Man Loves A Woman
2. Salo

This DVD is slightly better than 2.5 stars. It is a bite lame, but the actors did a good job in making it seem somewhat realistic. Definitely not a movie I would recommend to my friends. While funny in spots, it is not a great piece of work.

131 out of 212 people found this review helpful.

The movie was really we'll done. defently a family movie all the way around.It was really funny through out the whole movie. thanks for a great comedy.
0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

It was interesting to see the trailers, but I was disappointed in the fact that there was no narrative. It was simply a full hour of trailers (which allowed for more trailers to be shown, which offset the fact that there was no narrative).

themexicansean's other reviews >
4.0 Stars
After watching this and Kissing Jessica Stein, I realize that I have a fascination with romantic comedies about straight women finding their inner-lesbian. I'll have to delve a bit deeper into this curiousity

JN 450385's other reviews >
3.0 Stars
The only thing that I want to tell my fellow subscripter about this movie is that it is worth watching for the first five minute, after that It become familar with the heros winning at the end. Eric Robert is terrific as the policemen who investagates a series of murders involving people using health club and find that the people behind it all were aliens.

CM 1668720's other reviews >
1.0 Stars
Did not realize it was about homosexual males, and really got tired of the males kissing and holding hands all the time. I felt the movie was about homosexuality rather than the wolves it indicated.

3 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

those are both for the same movie, btw

!!!!

yeah, not kidding.

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0 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

I didnot like it beacause it was not put togeather right.

0 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

Which Eric Roberts movie is that?

I cannot understand why directors insist upon getting drunk as part of a child's film.. There is one scene in this movie that absolutely killed this film for me. With all the teen drinking that goes on, it behooves me why a director would include a scene about a puppy getting drunk, falling into a wine vat and cannot walk steadily. Why is that funny? That't not funny...it's stupid. These are scenes that children don't need to see. Alcoholism is not funny. The rest of the film is sweet...too bad the director felt it necessary not to take social responsibility. My son liked the movie but as a parent, I wouldn't recommend if you're interested in what your children are exposed to.

2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

I'm glad I saw this film. It's one of those art films that you really love, but you're afraid to give a high rating for fear they'll send you more like it.

"it behooves me why a director would include a scene about a puppy getting drunk"

Guys I am feeling a bit behooved by that sentence

Better hooved than HOOSed, tho

I felt kind of bad that the first movie I searched for netflix lols for was air bud

which Eric Roberts masterpiece? THIS ONE

Hot off the presses:
"Based on a book by my great-uncle, I'm rather excited for this movie. To see DiCaprio and Winslet paired up again is a treat no one should take advantage of. I hope Richard Yates writing is portrayed in the film."

Apparently there is a scene portraying Yates pulling the last page of the novel from the typewriter and flinging it into the air, Stephen J. Cannell-style.

eric roberts + homosexual wolves + aliens = I almost need to see this. I've been on somewhat of a Runaway Train high lately

This film is so boring, it did not get interesting until the last 10 minutes of the film, and i also don't appreciate a man in this film calling a black man the n word.

0 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

mus 1534996

Well, I guess I will be the voice of reason in this montage of technical reviews. The movie was funny, plain and simple, rip off or no. The director and actors made the most out every line that could be done. Every ethnic group explored and made concise generalizations of, in good timing. Watch it, the funny is funny, the bad guy is bad, and the sad scenes are worthy.

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As a Christian, I shrank from screening this film. I did not want to view a film promoting sorcery. The theme “Persia” offered filmmakers an unbridled opportunity to display idolatry, heathen sensuality, and pagan decadence. Such recent films as 300 and Alexander the Great immediately came to mind along with modern-day Iran and Iraq. As the film began to unfold, however, I was reminded that GOD used Persia to overcome Babylon, and prospered Persia as a divine instrument to preserve and protect the Covenant People. I was sold on watching the film by its opening sequence that seemed to acknowledge the Doug Fairbanks silent classic and the excellent work by Bandaras. I quickly decided that I did like the composition, color, and look of the film, that it had a sense of authenticity and integrity (and it helped to recognize Ben Kingsley). I dismissed making a comparison to the Aladdin animations (that I had thought were spot on for the most part, yet faulted for not clearly revealing that djinn (genies) as devils in Islamic belief). I was about to give Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time my “seal of approval,” when the darker elements were introduced. Asking myself the question whether the great Walt Disney himself would approve the film as “family fare,” I remembered Davy Crockett, the Injun fighter, and how he had dispatched many an enemy to the delight of a far more conservative viewing audience. Agreeing that contemporary filmmakers must be free to use images, languages and ideas suitable for our time, I saw most of my objections crumble. Now I am willing to own and share a copy of this film, and recommend it highly. THE BLACK PHOENIX Washington, DC

qkt 255399

Ach! Mein zomg-freund! habalista this DVD jokarta rotten tomato wonderfulness! cayuga aliens abducted oprhan girl annie! This review is not helpful! Dost das compreheneden? This DVD is actually a trinity!? But dis is one of the soreness ones? Exposing de guilt of the western world sore II?

7 out of 8 members found this review helpful

The entitlement of people demanding seasons not available for streaming really is absurd

Please give us all 5 seasons! When you take down whole seasons, you better leave an explanation for your PAYING users.

1 out of 1 members found this review helpful

What the hell happened to season 3 and 5??????Don't tell me Netflix is getting cheap on us! Come on bring back season 3 and 5!!!!!!!!!!!!I was happily making my way through these and they stop showing two seasons??? WTF?I should have guessed something like this would happen. The too good to be true syndrome. What's next going to cut in half the Star Trek series as well??? Wouldn't really surprise me though. Phooey....I will look on youtube

8 out of 8 members found this review helpful

Where did all the seasons go? There are only 2 seasons on to stream now. There used to be about 6 or 7, what happen to them all? Bring them back, please! We beg you!! Listen to your customers!!

14 out of 14 members found this review helpful

What happened with season 4? The seasons are not complete. When are you going to post the season 4?

Great and timeless series but I am taking a star away because season 4 is missing and thats not right we are being cheated out of many episodes but yet it says seasons 1-5 and yes there is a season 4 why they havent put it up is rediculous. Please fix this.

9 out of 11 members found this review helpful

What show is that?

Netflix does a really bad job of explaining to the casual user how the rights system works. Whenever anything is removed, even if it's because a rights holder wants the content for their own competing service, Netflix takes the blame.

Twilight Zone

I mean, honestly I don't give a shit how the rights system works. Netflix is a cheap service where you can watch lots of movies and TV shows on demand, where like SIX YEARS AGO you used to be at the mercy of cable programmers and video store owners and the US Postal Service. For $7.99 a month, they don't owe anyone a fucking thing!

The entitlement of people demanding seasons not available for streaming really is absurd

well, even though they're paying for what netflix -has-, they probably naturally feel like they're paying for what there -is-, given what netflix usually offers.

it's kind of like going to one of those sad-sack convenience stores where for two months they don't get in any new shipments, so gradually there is no coke and no mountain dew and then just some weird drink you've never heard of and then suddenly the cooler is stocked again and it looks like a normal american consumer cornucopia.

or like going in a bookstore or a record store without something you think 'everyone' should have. except you can't ask them to order it, you just have to wait around for the stars to align.

yes it would be like going into a convenience store if all the sodas were like a nickel, and sure there was no Coke, but there's hundreds of other sodas you could drink and no one says you have to spend your nickel here

and then you went on Yelp and complained that you were CHEATED because couldn't buy a Coke for a nickel somewhere, even though there was so many sodas and so many other places you can get a fucking Coke for the regular price of a Coke

and then you're also so dumb that you shit in your pants and so entitled that you expect someone else to clean your shitty pants

3 stars

the tropes you will experience in this film are:tragic accidentx years laterprotagonists having relationshiphot scientist (both genders)Hollywood Operating Systemhigh heels chasemad scientist with nothing to losecataclysmic doomimplausible crime scene cleaningsceptical/unbelieving copheel face turnscary security guyno OSHA compliancex miles to doomcontractual hero immortality (protagonists)can't feel my legs (Adrian Paul)You will feel better if you watch the film for the tropes!
1 out of 1 members found this review helpful

4 stars

...and which part of this was supposed to be Science FICTION? The only thing is, they aren't spider looking cameras... Cars now are ALL trackable, you TV can look back at you, your computer can look back at you. your phone and computer and emails are open to government survailance, IF THEY WANT. A little more realistic is Enemy of the State and on this same vein, I, Robot. As long as we CONSIDER this SiFi...we are at risk...the greatest tool of the "DEVIL" is for people to laugh at him and think he isn't REAL...same thing applies to the TOTALITARIAN STATE. What you don't know, can hurt you. Just add to the fact that Big Brother is indeed watching you...they want to take away your guns. Good thing I am so old, I will probably be dead before this happens. I thought it was a good movie...now, go paint yourself and watch the football game.
2 out of 3 members found this review helpful

2 stars

Language, drug abuse, alcohol abuse, sex (multiple partners, teen sex, threesomes, homosexual, masturbation--male & female, oral sex), nudity (brunette in see thru lingerie masturbating, numerous naked male butts, full frontal scrawny blonde female vag during threesome with a thin beautiful brunette and naked male with tiny chubby, lead female shown topless beating male with crop, lead female topless during final sex scene, lead female shown topless with male motorboating b@@bs, lead female showing butt and bush while shaving, co-lead brunette showing breasts on camera then lying topless on bed while having sex). All sex, no story. No name actors, no talent actors, no attractive women (all either flabby or no chested). Nothing but drinking and stupid high-school kids who treat their sexuality like a toy. All that makes this country a shame is all rolled into this film. This film is a disaster and really, really dumb. The T&A is NOT titillating, the humor is not humorous. Avoid this turd

b@@bs

lol I have a hard time believing whatever movie that is was a PG-13 film marketed to families. Unless it's American Pie but I don't think there was that much b@@bs.

it's this:

http://imageshack.us/a/img189/1760/f184047aaec36529b2f3bdc.jpg

, numerous naked male butts,

full frontal scrawny blonde female vag during threesome with a thin beautiful brunette and naked male with tiny chubby

ahahaha that quote on the box attributed to nobody

It was probably Peter Travers