This bloody hoax caused much disturbance at my school. Once person
was so distraught she was going to kill herself (how true that is i
don't know, but its the principle that matters). Everyone's pissed
off because it was all made up and those twats toyed with the
public's emotions! Bah! We love Johnny Knoxville - not because he's
incredibly fit and has the nicest ass in TV history, but because of
his, erm, well, his, talent of doing stupid stuff in front of a
camera. We salute you, Philip John Clapp.
― Carlsberg III of Calcutta, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)