my boyfriend's old job just sent him a seethrough envelope filled with hole-punched cash with the words Happy New Year written on the front.

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Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?

(They laid him off last month.)

Surmounter, Monday, 8 December 2008 03:59 (sixteen years ago)

wtf

very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 8 December 2008 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

How many holes are we talking here?

ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

i'm talking like dozens of little cash holes. and there's not even a card inside!

Surmounter, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:03 (sixteen years ago)

i dont understand, they sent him bills with holes punched in them, or the little punched-out circles?

beyonc'e (max), Monday, 8 December 2008 04:04 (sixteen years ago)

Not Mutilated Currency includes any bill that is CLEARLY more than one-half of the original bill, and does not require any special examination or investigation to determine its value. Examples of non-mutilated bills include those that are badly soiled, dirty, defaced, disintegrated, limp, torn or otherwise "worn out."

These bills should be exchanged through your local bank and processed by the Federal Reserve Bank.

ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 04:04 (sixteen years ago)

Are the serial numbers gone?

ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

no they're little punched-out circles -- but he just confirmed he knew this is what they were going to send out this year

:/

Surmounter, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:08 (sixteen years ago)

some of the circles were falling out of the envelope as i brought the mail in!

Surmounter, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:10 (sixteen years ago)

If he knew, then he must have known why.

ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 04:12 (sixteen years ago)

it was supposed to be "a commentary on the economy but that was before i was getting fired"...

Surmounter, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:13 (sixteen years ago)

So it's prob just a bunch of punched-out 1s.

ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 04:15 (sixteen years ago)

still...

very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 8 December 2008 04:28 (sixteen years ago)

a commentary on the economy

gabbneb, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:31 (sixteen years ago)

It would have been far more interesting if they sent him $1000 in bills w/o serial numbers.

ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 04:34 (sixteen years ago)

wtf kind of job did he have?

akm, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:40 (sixteen years ago)

extremely weird

elan, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:42 (sixteen years ago)

Treasury.

ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 04:52 (sixteen years ago)

waiting for this to begin to make sense

negotiable, Monday, 8 December 2008 04:58 (sixteen years ago)

so they fired him as a commentary on the economy? or?

beyonc'e (max), Monday, 8 December 2008 04:58 (sixteen years ago)

what the shit

HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 8 December 2008 05:04 (sixteen years ago)

i guess it was like a cute little office holiday card, clever. but now it's just ha

Surmounter, Monday, 8 December 2008 05:08 (sixteen years ago)

this is the dumbest shit I've ever heard

TOMBOT, Monday, 8 December 2008 05:24 (sixteen years ago)

This is like breaking up with someone and then sending them naked pictures of you with other people as "ha, ha, we can laugh now" type joek.

I.e.; fucked.

Suggest Ban Permalink (contenderizer), Monday, 8 December 2008 06:13 (sixteen years ago)

You are sending naked pictures of me to yr exes????

ⅅ∊ȴℹҁℹσᴗᔔ Ӎℹȴⱪℹȵʛ (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 06:28 (sixteen years ago)

ha ha, we can laugh now

Suggest Ban Permalink (contenderizer), Monday, 8 December 2008 06:36 (sixteen years ago)

just a bit of fun, let's be cool

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Monday, 8 December 2008 08:21 (sixteen years ago)


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