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the ultimate collection of actors who were kind of ok in that one movie that time but are usually just in crap

Poll Results

Option	Votes
seth green	14
selma blair	13
lauren ambrose	10
jason segel	5
clea duvall	4
jennifer love hewitt	4
jaime pressly	3
melissa joan hart	3
ethan embry	2
liv tyler (as "gum girl" (voice) (uncredited)	2
donald faison	1
jerry o'connell	1
jenna elfman	1
breckin meyer	0
freddy rodriguez	0
eric balfour	0
someone else	0

― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

selma

― beyonc'e (max), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

I'm really getting into Kath and Kim, so Selma. It would've been Seth if Robot Chicken hadn't fallen off lately.

― redmond, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

woah i gotta watch this

― Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

you really don't

― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:24 (seventeen years ago)

this is an interesting question and I look forward to the debate

― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

Union Station, Los Angeles

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:26 (seventeen years ago)

what a spawning ground of actors I never see

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

Lauren Ambrose, for her campy multiple-personality turn in Psycho Beach Party

― the magic length of god (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

at some point someone's going to call it 'the outsiders/breakfast club/st elmo's fire of the 1990s'.

― spanish girls, they like to call me pancho (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

i can't hardly remember this movie

― carne asada, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:46 (seventeen years ago)

she's the most memorable, tho i didn't realize it was her

i can never keep her and lauren graham straight

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:48 (seventeen years ago)

don't remember jason segel in this but voted for him

― the cef (united nations children's fund ha ha) (some dude), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

he is in one scene and has like two lines

― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

i am watching this with audio commentary right now

― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

how is it

― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

i like the version from the Tim sessions but the horns really swing on the Pleased to Meet Me version

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

oh dear

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

i work from home and i like having background noise to distract me when i get bored so i end up watching a lot of movies with commentary because i don't really have to pay attention to it

― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

selma blair should be in more movies. liv tyler should be in less. i hate that voice of hers.

― Michael B, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

this is like the poor man's fast times at ridgemont high poll

― Edward III, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/77/Alum.jpg/200px-Alum.jpg

― Dont Try An Help Me I Dont Need Help Anymore Leave Me Alone (Dave from Norwich), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, Nick, did I tell you Kr and I watched this movie when we were catsitting for you?

I like how three of the actors later show up on Six Feet Under.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

having ilxors catsit for you and they watch can't hardly wait at your place C/D?

― cutty, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

c obviously

― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

this is the movie with the "paradise city" party scene, right?

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

yes

― The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

It was originally going to be "Panama", but the licensing fell through. IIRC, they had to reshoot the scene for "Paradise City"

I don't know why I know this.

― The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

that's the only scene i remember besides seth green trying to bone a chick in the bathroom

xp panama would have been so much worse

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

i mean i would be pretty sad if there were no teen movies that use paradise city for the climax of a party scene

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:35 (seventeen years ago)

i always wonder why lauren ambrose has had a more visible career than alicia witt

― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

better actor maybe?

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

are you sure?

― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

i never saw Melissa Joan Hart outside of talking cat context. how can it compare?

― Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

Lauren Ambrose's career mostly consists of a lot of lip-biting.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

wtf why are so many people I usually like in this movie

― Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

I really like Selma Blair so it should be here but JLH wins this because of her boobs and Ghost Whisperer

― akm, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

if we're voting boobs, there is another...

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

was this thread prompted by the appearance of seth green and breckin meyer in HEROES?

― cutty, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

I think it was prompted by JLH's boobs

― Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

jerry o'connell continues to be someone I want to punch

― akm, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

i love alicia witt

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

donald faison

― you brought me home to this funky house (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

no charlie korsmo no credibility

― Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

great thread

― Surmounter, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

jerry o'connell is pretty good in this because he's playing an overweight pathetic has-been

― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

wow, I haven't seen this in a few years and had no idea Jason Segel was in it, so I voted him, though I had a terrible crush on the dorky kid and will always love Jaime Pressley and the red headed girl from Six Feet Under. Great poll!

― skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

ahh thanks gbx yes love charlie korsmo even if he didn't do anything(?) after this movie

― skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

Korsmo earned a degree in physics from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. In 2002, he began working for the United States Federal Government on missile defense. He has also worked for the Environmental Protection Agency and for the Republican Party in the House of Representatives. He received a Juris Doctor degree from Yale Law School in 2006.[2] At Yale, he was a member of the Federalist Society, an organization for politically conservative law students.[3] In January 2006, he and other Yale Law students signed an open letter to Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter supporting the nomination of Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. In July 2007, Korsmo wrote, and subsequently passed, the New York State Bar exam.[4] Korsmo is currently an associate in the New York office of Sullivan & Cromwell LLP.

― cutty, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

korsmo and i took the same bar exam

― cutty, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

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JLH's neck is so long in that poster. Everyone looks like they were cut out of a shitty porn shoot.

― Destroyed by the heat jeeeez (jeff), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ seth green pickup artist goggles

― the cef (united nations children's fund ha ha) (some dude), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

i voted seth green, cause robot chicken is alright.

― Creeztophair, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

i like the version from the Tim sessions but the horns really swing on the Pleased to Meet Me version

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, December 10, 2008 8:56 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Probably one of the only examples of horn sections in a rock song that I enjoy.

― redmond, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

You don't groove to the dulcet tones of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones?

― Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

JHL's neck really is pretty long. For a while there was something about her proportions that seemed made-up, and that's not even a breasts reference or anything. She'd verged into the sort of person who looks like someone drew her.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

in this movie, jenna elfman for sure.

― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

JHL has never done it for me, i think because she looks like she has a tiny head.

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

JLH

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

She'd verged into the sort of person who looks like someone drew her.

she looks like a Disney character

― akm, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

w2g korsmo.. I have not done anything remotely comparable in the time since Can't Hardly Wait… damn. At least I did not turn into Paul Giamatti:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2006/07/GiamattiEmbry.bmp

― skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

I rode the schoolbus with Korsmo when I was in high school. He was something like a fourth-grader.

― Eazy, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

"Tiny" head is totally part of the odd proportions, especially when coupled with super-delicate features, etc. She used to look less like a person and more like someone's slightly exaggerated idea of ... something.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

that's ethan embryo dude

― cutty, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

I voted Seth Green cause; Chicken Robot, Family Guy, Buffy. Also, cause Kath + Kim is the worst shit ever.

― Mordy, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

Kath + Kim is the worst shit ever.

qft

― the cef (united nations children's fund ha ha) (some dude), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

I haven't watched more than 10 minutes of it, but Blair was pretty charming therein

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

I still can never explain what I like so much about Selma Blair without using the word "canine," which makes it sound way less complimentary than I mean it. It's like when you look into a puppy's eyes and it seems like the most joyous and simple animal on the planet and you want to give it a hug. Canine simplicity. But in a really hot way.

― web sharif (jeff), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

eazy did u go to breck???????

― Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

selmaaaaa

― Minister for Compression Issues (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 December 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

I'm going rogue and voting Jaime Pressly or however you're supposed to spell it because she is really funny on that terrible show.

― "I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

xxxp cutty i was not clear but I did know it was embryo not korsmo.. that's my fault for posting from work

― skeletal lexing (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 11 December 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

voted seth green despite botw jlh impulse

― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 11 December 2008 04:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o64/moyennemen/cf1_LaurenAmbrose30.jpg

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 11 December 2008 13:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z43/sevenarts/cinema/redhotridinghood.jpg

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 11 December 2008 14:06 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 12 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Clea Duvall was on Carnivale and was v. cute

― when I wake up I see my self bearfooted (clotpoll), Friday, 12 December 2008 02:15 (seventeen years ago)

she made out with a stripper

― when I wake up I see my self bearfooted (clotpoll), Friday, 12 December 2008 02:15 (seventeen years ago)

hellboy 2 catapulted selma blair into my all-time category

― beyonc'e (max), Friday, 12 December 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

"highly recommended"

― beyonc'e (max), Friday, 12 December 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

cruel intentions didn't do that?

― kuntrie/hardrock-tributes (goole), Friday, 12 December 2008 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

dont get me wrong shes always been a dime

― beyonc'e (max), Friday, 12 December 2008 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

can't hardly blap

― s1ocki, Friday, 12 December 2008 04:55 (seventeen years ago)

Voted for Segel who's had the best post-CFW run but the best IN THIS MOVIE is Jenna Elfman -- conversely, this movie is the best Jenna Elfman has ever been.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 12 December 2008 06:41 (seventeen years ago)

haha, great movie. Stiffler's mom. Classic. And the thing about band camp.

― Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 December 2008 06:44 (seventeen years ago)

VOTE FOR PEDRO!

― Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 December 2008 06:45 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

hate that dude

― web sharif (jeff), Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

i've never disagreed so strongly with such trivial poll results

― The strawman from the hilarious 'ilx' race threads (some dude), Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

seth green is as one note as they come imo

― soup kitchen electro (omar little), Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

Is Freddy Rodriguez the dude from Six Feet Under and Planet Terror?

― Alex in SF, Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:26 (seventeen years ago)

wtf seth green is a talentless shitbag people

― Shakey Mo Collier, Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:27 (seventeen years ago)

Woah that's pretty strong (well the shitbag part anyway.)

― Alex in SF, Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

dude it's not like he wished he was dead

― what is my attitude (gbx), Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

Hah that's next.

― Alex in SF, Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

jason segel wuz robbed.

― negotiable, Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:42 (seventeen years ago)

Is there a reason why dreamy Sean Patrick Thomas wasn't an option?

― Alex in SF, Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:47 (seventeen years ago)

Is Freddy Rodriguez the dude from Six Feet Under and Planet Terror?

yes. in this film, he puts hos before bros on the grounds of a mirrored ceiling.

― BLAP BLAP (Roberto Spiralli) (sic), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:30 (seventeen years ago)

Seth Green winning was worth it just for the usual Shakey Mo reaction.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:40 (seventeen years ago)

I wonder if he's already purchased tap shoes for the funeral.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:41 (seventeen years ago)

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