That basically how I LOL it down to an EXCELSIOR

the other thread is pretty much done at this point

Agreed.

ahaha good title

Plunge a fork deep into its singed and roasted flesh.

pour one out

http://i35.tinypic.com/fc68h4.gif

^^^ LOL of the year

It's even better cos I'm listening to Squarepusher and the dog is kinda dancing in time.

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awesome title

OCD+ADHD=ILX

― M.V., Friday, February 1, 2008 10:40 PM (10 months ago)

OCD + ADHD = DAD CHOD

― nabisco, Friday, February 1, 2008 10:41 PM (10 months ago)

URGENT ADVICE MANDEEEEEEEEEE

how do i hit on the girls in the coffee shop here, rght noW???

― Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx)

or "hey, don't i recognize you from my hot tub?"

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan)

he's a guy who hates rock
and he does feminine studies

― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:29 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he comes from finland
he respects women and their bodies

― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:29 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he's tuomas

― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:29 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Is there something wrong with that?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:30 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(xxxx-post)

― Tuomas, Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:30 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he's Tuomas, the driving cat

can ppl can it with calling every single thing "hipsters" do "ironic". like ppl are just dancing.

OMG i saw a hipster eating a cheese burger, it was dripping with yellow melted irony!!!!

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, December 10, 2008 7:22 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok i just tried for ten minutes to screenshot this off my tv and it just didn't work so y'all have to take my word for it that this is lol and it happened:

closed captioning got stuck on the tv for like 5 minutes and i look up and the image is regis philbin lying on a psychiatrist's chair and the captioning says

AUSCHWITZ
WHAT I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT

actual lol

^pls let someone find that screencap

I don't think it would be too hard to MAKE that screencap

Well, that was stupid. I was wayyyyyy overprepared. Conversely, I don't think I did all that well. :[] We'll see.

― burt_stanton, Thursday, December 11, 2008 12:56 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Probably only funny if you have attended law school and been reading the law school thread, but I LOL'd.

Uh, Johnny Depp is American.

Yeah, an American who often plays Britons.

― Tuomas, Thursday, December 11, 2008 4:28 PM (29 minutes ago)

he's playing a gay pirate, which is unsurprisingly often mistaken for playing british

― n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Thursday, December 11, 2008 4:28 PM (29 minutes ago)

If Westlife were in a pub, sitting at a table, and one of their own songs came on the jukebox, would they stand up at the key change, Pavlov-style?

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 11 December 2008 16:55 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i walked out of 'wing commander' and then walked into 'the rage: carrie 2'

― omar little, Thursday, December 11, 2008 8:27 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wau hardcore

― Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Thursday, December 11, 2008 8:27 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

when I was in high school the captain of the football team gave a speech for the homecoming rally in which he went into this total roid rage and was screaming that our rivals were a bunch of "milk drinking faggots!!!" he got pulled off stage by the headmaster.

not really related but i felt like sharing

― bnw, Thursday, December 11, 2008 3:39 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha, that last one is making me lose it in the library. I'm getting stares here.

MILK OUT MY FAGGOT NOSTRILS

i'm going to see the bass player from The Orb do stand-up comedy tonight!

― BLAP BLAP (Roberto Spiralli) (sic), Friday, 12 December 2008 12:54 (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Did you hear the one about the DJ who trainsmashed the mix one night? He went home in an ambience!"

― moley, Friday, 12 December 2008 12:57 (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahahhaa

― Minister for Compression Issues (electricsound), Friday, 12 December 2008 12:59 (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Before he formed The Orb, Alex Paterson used to roadie for Killing Joke you know. You know why they sacked him? He said he didn't like jazz!'

― moley, Friday, 12 December 2008 13:04 (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"But seriously, people sometimes get angry about me replacing Wobble on bass - it must be a bitter PIL to swallow! Eh? Eh? I just tell 'em to chillout!"

― moley, Friday, 12 December 2008 13:09 (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Seriously though, Thomas was very nervous about joining the band, cos Alex has a bit of a reputation for having a huge ever growing ego that pulsates from the centre of the universe, ya know what I mean?? He said to me, 'Do you think I'll be good enough?" I replied, 'You can't Fehlmann!'

― moley, Friday, 12 December 2008 13:13 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Thank you, you've been a marvellous audience, thank you very much and goodniiiiight!!!"

― moley, Friday, 12 December 2008 13:14 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Should be great.

― moley, Friday, 12 December 2008 13:14 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

clap clap clap clap clap cough clap clap

lol

going it alone huh

No no, you don't understand! 'Room (the full 40-minute version released in 1994)' is the name of my dog!

have 3 lloyd banks mixtapes but no living colour - what sort of monster have i become

― ice cr?m, Friday, December 12, 2008 11:40 AM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol moley

No no, you don't understand! 'Room (the full 40-minute version released in 1994)' is the name of my dog!

― The Biggest Event In The History Of Ethnic Comedy (DJ Mencap), Friday, December 12, 2008 8:32 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ahahaha

I find that, for me, there is an inherent involuntary body movement evoked by songs with "groove"; sometimes it's a head nod, sometimes it's rhythmic swaying, sometimes it's full-on dancing. If a song doesn't elicit that reaction from me, I don't think it has a groove. Based on this involuntary (and, I might add, wholly personal) reaction, I find Justice to be grooveless. I could still dance to it, but it wouldn't be all that much fun for me.

― Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Friday, December 12, 2008 2:04 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

plus, they are horrible.

― scott seward, Friday, December 12, 2008 2:05 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You need to start volunteering at a soup kitchen. You might find that it makes your "problem" seems pretty insignificant.

― Suggest Ban Permalink (contenderizer), Friday, December 12, 2008 2:27 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah, just wait till you find out how much you suck at making soup.

― sister s (ledge), Friday, December 12, 2008 2:29 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wau i'm more amazed by that chick's outfit than LT's. "On behalf of garish leather outfit wearers everywhere, I'd like to present you with this lifetime achievement award, LT."

― Granny Dainger

this is actually really difficult. from my experience, Bush were on the radio a lot for about three years, but more or less disappeared after that. Scott Weiland stuck around forever (and STP is still played heavily on local rock station). I can concede that "Big Bang Baby" and "Tripping on a Hole..." are far better than anything Bush ever did, the collection of "Everything Zen", "Comedown", "Machinehead", "Glycerine", and "Swallowed" are much less annoying than every other thing STP released.

Bush it is.

― Gukbe, Wednesday, December 10, 2008 8:41 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

[...]

zomg, just watched 2 bush videos. I WANT TO CHANGE MY VOTE! HOW COULD I 4GET???

― Gukbe, Wednesday, December 10, 2008 8:51 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mom says to Drew "Who do you think you are, King Shit?" Drew retreats to his room and emerges in a shirt emblazoned with the words "King Shit."

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, December 12, 2008 12:55 PM (9 hours ago)

"Emily's E.T. Tata": An ordinary potato allegedly bearing a passing resemblance to Hollywood's E.T., it mouldered, sprouted and became disgusting while I resolutely clung to it. After Mom bought me a stuffed E.T. to replace the moldy "tata", I was thrilled to have "a Mommy ET and a baby ET."

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, December 12, 2008 11:10 PM (9 minutes ago)

that thread is absolute megagold all classic material and if anyone hasn't looked at it yet they are a fool.

totally

Yup.

sounds like Too $hort

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, December 12, 2008 5:32 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Too $hort if he only pimped out angels.

― a hoy hoy, Friday, December 12, 2008 5:33 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

from animal collective thread

what thread are the roxy quotes from btw

I hadn't thought about that latter possibility, but I did definitely calculate the age.

― total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Friday, December 12, 2008 11:38 PM Bookmark

miniature family anecdotes

BEST SHIT EVER NO LIE

^^ great thread

perhaps your problem is where you live? do you live in your parent's basement? it's impossible to *really* get sun ra unless you live in your parent's basement.

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, December 13, 2008 6:00 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

t-bomb

luckily in the future there will be no credit

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, April 3, 2009 3:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

only zuhl.

― i have very little to do right now and wanted to make a comment (sarahel), Friday, April 3, 2009 3:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I really love target but food avenue suck there is a girl her name is ashlee or some like that she had a really but costumer service i went today and i say can i have a large ice cream and she is like you want 1 or 2 scoops i say large she keep telling me 1 or 2 and i say the sing say large or small i dont know how many scoops the large had but i wana large. Ok i also order a soda and the total was 5 dollars my boyfriend went to toll her what flavor and she is like and the other one im like i say let me have a large ice cream and a soda i never say 2 icecream and she is like no you order 2 she say that few time. but anyway this is not the frist time that she give us actitude but i love target anyway.

― Mr. Que, Friday, April 3, 2009 8:10 PM (Yesterday)

^^my favorite part of Finnegans Wake

― Mr. Que, Friday, April 3, 2009 8:11 PM (Yesterday)

lol

ok that is comedy

I once saw a group of Roombas mounted with speakers & webcams perform a communist play where they revolted and attacked the audience at the end.

― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 29 March 2009 22:48 (1 week ago) Permalink

I wish I could remember what the play was called, the whole thing was pretty fuckin cool

― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 29 March 2009 22:53 (1 week ago) Permalink

"Das Karpetal"

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 29 March 2009 22:58 (1 week ago) Permalink

When Airplane! was released in Finland, its Finnish title was "Hey, We're Flying!". Naturally, Airplane II was then called "Hey, We're Flying Again!". This lead to a flurry of comedies (which had absolutely nothing to with Airplane!) being given similar Finnish titles, so we got:

* "Hey, We're Diving" (Up Periscope)
* "Hey, We're Spying!" (Scandalous)
* "Hey, We're Doing Time!" (Doin' Time)
* "Hey, We're Laughing!" (Kentucky Fried Movie)
* "Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad)
* "Hey, We're Cutting!" (Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again)

― Tuomas, Monday, April 6, 2009 2:39 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

had no idea how happy i'd be to have this guy back until just now

keep it on dad jokes

?

i mean if T was making a custos-y joke ok but as far as i can tell he was listeing actual finnish titles which actually are pretty funny

"Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad)

this one doesn't mean dancing, does it. o_O

I really don't believe that one even though it's my favorite

It's true!

Is there a movie poster of this online anywhere?

a movie poster which can be modifed to have andrei arshavin in it

andrei arshavin's santorum.jpg

I tried to look for it, but all I could find was this page for the "More Police Squad" video, which was obviously called "Hey We're Clubbing Again" in Finnish.

(xx-post)

:-O

"Hei taas me pamputetaan" has a ring to it.

(I mean, not as much as UFOPORNO but anyway.)

Hello again, we bludgeon (1982)

Hello again, we bludgeon-cassette contains the Police Squad! -sarjan viimeiset kolme jaksoa. Series the last three cycles. Alkuun annetaan kasetille risut. Top is given a cassette brush. Melkein kaikista jaksoista on leikattu pois alkutunnarin sisältävä pätkä sekä lopputekstit, jotka olisivat molemmat tarjonneet naurua. Almost all sections will be cut off alkutunnarin containing a snippet of the final text, which would have offered both of laughter. Sitten vielä suomennokset ovat huonontuneet jopa aikaisemman kasetin tasosta ja kijotusvihreitä on jopa mahdoton laskea, niitä on liikaa. Now a Finnish translation has deteriorated even earlier tape level and kijotusvihreitä is even impossible to calculate, there are too many. Sisältö on kumminkin sitä yhtä laadukasta komediatykitystä. Content is regardless of the equally high-quality comedy tykitystä.

Oma suosikkijaksoni on tämän kasetin viimeinen. My suosikkijaksoni this is the last tape. Siinä Frank pääsee komediaklubille, jossa hän pääsee heittämään mitä huonoimpia puujalkoja. It reaches Frank comedy club, where he will throw what is the worst puujalkoja. Ei näitä sarjan vitsejä kannata alkaa selittää, ne menisivät vain pilalle. None of these series of jokes in favor of beginning to explain, they just go to pot. Siispä ne pitää nähdä itse. So they need to see themselves.

hahahahaha

HELLO, AGAIN WE BLUDGEON!!!

so necessary

None of these series of jokes in favor of beginning to explain, they just go to pot.

Now a Finnish translation has deteriorated even earlier tape level and kijotusvihreitä is even impossible to calculate, there are too many.

SECRETS OF THE FINNISH

this thread is high-quality comedy tykitystä

"Kijotusvihreitä" = the Finnish word for "typing error" is "kirjoitusvirhe", so "kijoitusvihre" is that word with some typing errors. See, it's a joke!

HELLO, AGAIN WE BLUDGEON!!!

If you don't call your black metal album that I'm going to be annoyed.

a concept album abut an inept police squad

abut?

a concept album, a butt, an inept police squad

a movie poster which can be modifed to have andrei arshavin in it
http://www.21grand.org/sarah/ilx_finn_fun.jpg

THIS SUMMER....a concept album, a butt, an inept police squad: HEI TAAS ME PAMPUTETAAN

I just texted "kijoitusvihre" to a Finish friend and said "This is Finish humor?" and she wrote back, "Yes. Argh."

LOLS. She complains that Americans don't understand when she's joking.

can we embed this song in the back of this thread?

Most unnecessary credit sequence ever?

No Ice Cuber reference anywhere?

"Hello again, we bludgeon"

"why am i such a misfit... well.. hopefully within the span of this feature film i can figure out how to be normal... in my own way"

― Tracer Hand, Monday, April 6, 2009 6:29 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i hardly think 'short circuit' is relevant to this thread?

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, April 6, 2009 7:30 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

please keep it on topic

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, April 6, 2009 7:30 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

someone has to do this

photoshop this picture of andrei arshavin onto things

l0u1s jagg3r uber alles

XD

LMFAO

robble

I was at a record store once, and someone had just sold them a copy of Sgt. Peppers in mono. GLORIOUS MONO. And the employee simulated disgustingly real sex with it.

― i'm shy (Abbott), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 1:30 PM (6 minutes ago)

Hey... speaking of poop... do you think outhouses on the moon... do you think their doors... have Earths cut out of them...

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, November 18, 2009 11:24 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

modest, but lol

lol, so modest you had to revive an old excelsior thread?

double excelsior threads on new answers = ilx is twice as funny as ever before

ha, whoops, i just searched LOL

We should have a "revive your favoutite old Excelsior thread" um, ten minutes.

...

In the early hours of that same night we invented another concoction - a cocktail called The Spy Who Loved Me, which consisted of cheap super-strength cider and cream soda. At the time it tasted amazing, and we drank it while listening to Nobody Does it Better on repeat for about an hour.

― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, November 19, 2009 8:57 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

From "your acid stories".