What is the longest you have gone without a wink?

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Have you ever been in a serious drought where nobody finds you attractive, and you fear nobody ever will again? Like after you've had that colostomy perhaps?

― dave q, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

someone sent me a G&T across the bar last night
it was such a shy gentle old fashoined gesture that i fell in nostaliga.

― anthony, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't think anyone who fancied me ever let me know by winking at me. I would just think they had something in their eye or were a mentalist or something.

― Emma, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Side-effect of being in a long-term relationship: you lose any and all radar. So my baseline assumption is that nobody in the world finds me remotely attractive except my girlfriend - this also of course helps to cement the pair-bond. Isnt nature wonderful!

― Tom, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom, you make me sick.

I love winking, I do.

― Nick, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I find the opposite of what Tom says, being in long-term relationship makes you a pussy magnet! Also, having sex is more fun when you're cheating on somebody while doing it.

― dave q, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dave, Tom's not saying he's not a babe magnet. Just that he has no idea/interest in whether he is or not.

― Nick, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

On the contrary Nick, I have an immense interest in whether I am or not but I assume not because I've lost the ability to tell whether anyone might fancy me.

― Tom, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually, where I said 'more fun', change that to 'ONLY fun'. Best of all is when you didn't even have to endure sex with the person, but your significant other thinks you did.

― dave q, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, alright then. But still, you're not ruling out the idea that you are.

― Nick, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Or maybe you are, but it's stupid. I mean if a submarine loses its radar the captain doesn't go "Right, we can assume there are no ships around here. Carry on men". Or maybe he does, in the crazy Ewing navy.

― Nick, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, it would stay put in the safe waters it understands which is exactly what Monogamist Me does.

OK, no evidence means no evidence - i.e. women do not flirt with me or ask me out. On optimistic days I assume this is because I am publically attached, on pessimistic days I assume this is because I am Earth's Least Fanciable Man.

― Tom, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Seems all I get is winks. I 'm pretty and sexy and no one can resist me. Its a curse I was born with. just like the guy in Hamburger the Movie

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think pinching is better than winking as you are less likely to pinch the wrong person and it is less coy.

― Emma, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But technically, you could probably be done for assault, whereas the winking would have to be quite menacing and sustained before any kind of court order could be served.

― Nick, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am sure a girl could get away with pinching a bloke. I have slapped men for pinching me (in clubs when I was younger and feistier) so I suppose you are right.

― Emma, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the thing is I went out with a guy the other week and was so bored i thought - fuck this dating thing, I'm happy as a hermit.

― Geoff, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm happy as a hermit. I don't think that's ever going to supplant "I'm happy as larry" or "I'm happy as a pig in shit" in popular affection. In France they say "I'm happy as a cock in pâte", which is so fucking French.

― Nick, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Notre camarade Nicky fait du discours incohérent, feh.

― Tim, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Giving a cock paté surely = feeding cows jelly and therefore = potential farming crisis for the French?

― Emma, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Winking is awful.

― Ally, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'course that's what *you'd* say, Fateyes 8) . Perhaps I'm being too picky for an indie-kid, but I never seem to find the girls that find me attractive, attractive. ( Easily-read Sentence Construction: CoD? )

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*cries big pools of lard*

― Ally, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Like - who here CAN wink and have it work? I tried it in the mirror and it just looks like I have Tourette's syndrome. Maybe I need to exercise my eye muscles or something. Kinda like Ally. Ha. hahaha.

― Josh, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HOw could you refuse a wink from This dashing face?

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My eyes are the one thing I'm not paranoid about, what is wrong with you people? Mike I'm going to smack you.

― Ally, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Since I was born, I mean, I've experienced so-called 'winks' but never the real Wink

― maryann, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mike i love the covers of your CDs. I want to hear the music. I do not have a credit card. Can i get one w. A IMO ?

― anthony, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

same! i can tell from the titles that i would like yr music! shit i gotta hurry my ass up & catch up w/ the tech.

― duane, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just Email me your address and I'll send you a free cd

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DO NOT DO THIS! Hanle y is a dangerous sex criminal who will come round to your house, bind and gag you, then wank all over your upholstery.

― Nick, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I need to work on my reading comprehension; I thought this was going to be a highly amusing thread about masturbation.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick smokes alfalfa leaves while wearing a wet suit on his rooftop randomly yelling degrading comments about forgotten US presidents

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five months pass...

Oi!

― N., Saturday, 26 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

Thread revival!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 11:54 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...

I prefer to take the thread title literally. Is winking out of fashion? Is that a good thing? Anyway, approx. 4 years?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 24 July 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

welcome to my last year, minus losers at bars

Despite cruelly turning down my offer of a date, the cute french girl at my Oxfam continually says goodbye by winking at me in a really hott "Let's go and fuck" way. It's most disconcerting.

― Johnny B Was Quizzical (Johnney B), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

I cannot wink.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

Despite cruelly turning down my offer of a date, the cute french girl at my Oxfam continually says goodbye by winking at me in a really hott "Let's go and fuck" way. It's most disconcerting.

so just ask for a fuck!

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 08:43 (nineteen years ago)

welcome to my last year, minus losers at bars

there are people other than losers at bars who wink???

oh oops xxxposts
;)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 09:02 (nineteen years ago)

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