bring on the self-righteous defecation nuts
― sister s (ledge), Monday, 15 December 2008 16:40 (sixteen years ago)
people who poop first thing at work in the morning
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 15 December 2008 16:42 (sixteen years ago)
hahahaha cutty thread :)
― sister s (ledge), Monday, 15 December 2008 16:43 (sixteen years ago)
yeah we've covered this
― cutty, Monday, 15 December 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago)
i have trained my body to perspire faeces rather than excrete. it is much more convenient and a significant time saver.
― flavors of funyun (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 December 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago)
but you smell like shit all the time
― cutty, Monday, 15 December 2008 16:48 (sixteen years ago)
forgetting to take a shit is sort of the logical progression of forgetting to eat
― ººººº‰ (dan m), Monday, 15 December 2008 16:48 (sixteen years ago)
foods that come out in your poo
― Are you there, God? It's Madonna, call me in Miami. (Stevie D), Monday, 15 December 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago)
haha ilx is so full of grumpy old men
― Maria, Monday, 15 December 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago)
Forgetting to take a shit? That's just impossible.
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 15 December 2008 18:19 (sixteen years ago)
My concern is more over toilet paper habits. Usually those who have a difficult time flushing are the one's who treat the toilet paper roll like cats, batting at the thing with their claws non-stop until there's a mountain, then dropping it into the bowel.
Fold people, fold.
― Toilet Painter, Thursday, September 1, 2005 2:19 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark
― Let a Man Come In and Do the Popcorn (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 15 December 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago)