SUICIDE POLL (Dorothy Parker Edition)

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Inspired by the totally unrelated suicide poll currently running.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
You might as well live 10
Drugs cause cramps 4
Rivers are damp 3
Razors pain you 2
Gas smells awful 2
Acids stain you 1
Nooses give 1
Guns aren't lawful 0


Mordy, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:29 (sixteen years ago)

Ace poll.

kate78, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

gas smells awful.

ian, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

Guns aren't lawful

??? wasn't this written like in the 40s???

freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

love this. "Acids stain you" ftw.

Maciej (maciej recognizing trill), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:57 (sixteen years ago)

Rivers are damp

Let a Man Come In and Do the Popcorn (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

i voted for the punchline.

tipsy mothra, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:35 (sixteen years ago)

(i've used that poem in a lot of birthday cards. i guess probably lots of people have.)

tipsy mothra, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 02:35 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 19 December 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Lame!

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:02 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, you're really not getting the point of this poll, are ya?

You only like him coz he's sexually appalling (Masonic Boom), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

(That was to the collected optimists of ILX, not Abbz, BTW.)

You only like him coz he's sexually appalling (Masonic Boom), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

Thought this was SUICIDE GIRLS POLL.

Eazy, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:26 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Ok, I finally got a copy of her collected stories/poems and <3

a hoy hoy, Friday, 30 January 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)


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