Say something good about pantyhose

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Go on, then.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It is good for training climbers to trellises.

― felicity, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

MAKES A GREAT MASK WHEN YOU COMMIT ARMED ROBBERY.

― Chris, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

check it out wow

― Spanky, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So these pantyhose are a bonanza for bankrobbing footjob botanists but what about the rest of us?

― Tracer hand, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Say something good about panties, ho!

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There is this sign on a lamp post that reads "Free Parties" I keep reading it as "Free Panties", ILE has warped my mind.

― jel --, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If you're surfing and there are a lot of jellyfish in the water, wear it to keep them from stinging you on your lower torso.

― bryan, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's really good for wiping stain on furniture.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They keep you warm... especially wearing 2 pairs together... and if you wear 2 pairs together they make ace swirly patterns too.
Other wise they are the most uncomfortable and annoying items of clothing in the world.

Oh they're good to use to strain lumps out of paint too... apparently!

― celeste, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

its sooper sexy when the girl in baise moi rips the crotch open on her hosiery when she's gearin up to get her freak on

― Ron, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

word on the street is that adam yauch "never rocks the mic with the pantyhose"

― Ron, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

tracer does this include other sort of female leg coverings as well? (raise yr hand if you DONT know where i'm going with this one.)

― jess, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if your legs are blotchy (bruises, healing scrapes, red or purple from cold) pantyhose mask that a bit. Not all the way but a bit. Except black, black's very good.

― Maria, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry, I have to go back a moment. FOOTJOBS??

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jesus, i meant like, kneesocks and leg warmers and shit. you perv.

― jess, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pantyhose disguise hairy legs .^.. very useful.

― toraneko, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No it doesn't. My mother told me that one in high school, I tried it, and I got teased so bad that I ended up huddled up in the bathroom half of the school day.

It doesn't help that I have dark ape hair rather than the "oh, you haven't shaved your legs for five days? Didn't notice." hair of most women.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

my new plan = get called a perv by everyone on ILE.

re footjobs: this surely is the reason we have World Foot Health Awareness Month

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if "ape = all-over humanbody fun" => "Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo = my dream lovah!!"

― mark s, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mark s in leafy dragon love triangle shockah!

― Ron, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What about proper stockings?

― S., Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What about proper stockings?

I used to wear them all the time, on the grounds you could ladder two and still have a pair. Then tights started coming in interesting colours and patterns again and mini-skirts came back into fashio

― Anna, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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