"READER AND GOOD FRIEND Eeyore has roused himself out of his depressive state long enough to send along this comment on part of Christopher Robin’s new anti-terrorism initiative:
This mass roundup and detention of "illegal aliens" to the Hundred Acre Wood is just insane. I mean, ye gods, it’s SPRING! This is a FOREST! Things MIGRATE here! What does he expect? It’s like I always say, "People who don't think probably don't have brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake."
― Chris Barrus, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
WOBBLY WATCH: Is Hundred Acre Wood Attorney General Christopher Robin going soft on the Heffalump terrorist threat? Den Beste posits a rope-a-dope policy. Charles Johnson is skeptical. Maureen Dowd relates it to a "West Wing" episode and makes fun of Robin's jumper.
Moral? Pooh and co. are apparently ready to kick ass....and take names. Stomping Christopher Robin is just a lovely side-effect.
Hero worship turned on its head;>
― Nichole Graham, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)