JACK VAN IMPE

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Jack Van Impe has just informed me that the final war will be fought IN SPACE. It's in the Bible, people.

Seriously, THIS GUY

WAU his wife looks crazy

You have no idea. Have you seen this show? It's on every Sunday at 11:30pm, at least where I live.

JVI was totes big in the Detroit area years ago (when I lived in Toledo). I'd get my Jack on late at night while starting a trip that was often finished up by Davey & Goliath at 6AM.

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oh yeah i saw this guy on tv when i was in TN once, i love his wife REXELLA

Rexella? Damn, that's trashy.

Rexella is a peach.

anybody ever seen this?

The Grim Reaper (Ron Ormond, USA) 1976

Grim isn't strong enough a word for this tour through the psyche of fundamentalist Christianity, courtesy of Ron Ormond and his Nashville-based Ormond Organization. The film begins at the funeral of a racing car driver who died without having accepted Christ as his personal savior. The kid is therefore now undoubtedly in hell, as the film spells out relentlessly. He shows up as a ghost in his mother's bedroom, complaining: "Mama, I can't stand it! .... Mama, hell is so hot!" What with flashbacks, southern-accented reenactments of Bible stories, a vision of life in hell, and such slick fire-breathers as Jerry Falwell and Jack Van Impe hectoring the camera, there's a lot packed into this 60-minute film and none of it is boring. Ormond was a long-time king of exploitation movies before deciding to dedicate his filmmaking talents to the Lord. The Grim Reaper has the vitality of Ormond's pre-Jesus work: spook-show makeup and atmosphere, a high-impact story sense, a deadpan camera style, and amateur actors who plumb all 57 varieties of inadequacy in their struggles to emote in closeup.

I almost ordered that one from a bootlegging site. I've seen a Sunn Classics pic that basically rips this off, tho. It's a neat -sploitation subgenre.

Oh, yeah, I saw The World's Greatest Sinner, too.

I used to have a VHS tape of his, which I randomly picked up at a thrift store in the 90s. Totally fucking hysterical, in all senses of the word. This was probably 1998 or 99, so the dude was bent on all of this apocalyptic symbolism occuring within world events which was, according to him, undeniable, hard evidence of this gigantic Satanic network. I mean most of these guys are out to lunch, but JVI is on a whole different level of batshit lunacy. I wonder if he and Rexella are laughing to themselves as the checks roll in, or if they legitimately believe the bizarre shit they're always on about.

Prepare to receive Jack Van Impe's wisdom.

Putin is pronounced "Pew-ton"

Russia will be the one that marches to the Middle East for the Battle of Battles. Putin, if he (re)becomes the President, could be one of the great evil leaders of Armageddon as foretold in Ezekiel.

The most shocking, terrible message that Jack Van Impe has delivered in 28 years will be told...NEXT WEEK. It's about the New World Order.

Will there be peace in Israel? Yes...and that's because a leader will emerge and create peace for 7 years (Isaiah 9:26-27), but it won't last! Everyone will be happy because there is peace, but Russia will break the peace. Ezekiel mentions 17 times that Israel will face assaults! Why is this important? Because the end of the world could NOT have happened until 1948! Russia will come into the Middle East, and then China comes in (Revelations 9:14), the greatest battle of all time takes place.

"There ya go, that's the history of what's coming"