Wanna see me and my friends wash bikes in bathing suits?

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...ok, so I made you look. My normal pleas for charitable donations never work, so this one has a gimmick. I am helping Harley Davidson New York city collect for the annual Bikers Against Breast Cancer run. My role in this is I'm running around accepting donations, and then on "run day" myself and a few of my very attractive female friends are going to Queens Blvd. to wash down the bikes in skimpy clothing. And pose for pictures doing so. So! I want donations for the cause. You wanna see our wet, soapy bodies. So I'm willing to make a deal. I get enough donations, I will post the pictures up on Bitchcakes. You can either donate by http://images.paypal.com/images/lgo/logo3.gif , using my email address (garance80@yahoo.com) - make sure you write in the comments "American Cancer Society" so I can send you some kind of proper tax receipt - or you can email me if the online superweb doesn't work for you donation-wise and I'll tell you where to send a check/money order - again it has to be made out to "American Cancer Society". IF I GET ENOUGH MONEY, YOU SEE US HALF NAKED WASHING BIKES. It's a win win situation.

(hopefully no one will accuse this of being too crass - it's just that I've begged for donations before around here for various causes from the AIDS Walk to 9/11 to, I don't even remember but it's happened, and no one pays attention. So now you know what's in it for you)

― Ally, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

to the anon ILM dude who wanted to see pictures of me and Ally's pillow fight and hair-do party: this is obviously the better deal right here.

seriously, good luck with it Ally.

― fritz, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

there's a word for this sort of business arrangement but i just cant remember it.

― ethan, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, start counting the checks, once most of the ILE/M males read this.

There's little a man enjoys more, than gals in wet tshirts......

I've read up on the cause, and it's a great one, so best of luck. I'd donate, but currently money is on my own wish list;>

― Nichole Graham, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

...Ethan says as he feverishly tries to figure out how to "donate" $500 without having his name attached so that his secret desires get out...

Most people are donating about $5-$10, I've got a couple larger donations but that's the norm, FYI.

― Ally, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There's little a man enjoys more, than gals in wet tshirts...

except maybe his dignity.

(i hear you ladies dig that too.)

(see what i just did there?)

― jess, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

CAn I please see a fanny? I liek girls!

― George W. Bush, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Noted and applauded, Jess. Fewer things make a man more attractive, IMHO. Well, that.....and a wicked sense of humour;>

Really, Ally, when would you need the donation by?

― Nichole Graham, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The run is Sunday, June 2, so anything up until the morning of June 2 would be accepted. You can get further information here (such as the fact that I said "Queens" instead of "Northern" Blvd.). Here is the flyer (it's a .pdf file, but it's just a small thing so it's safe to download), and if you have a bike and want to participate, here is the sponsorship sheet (or, alternately, if you're a friend of mine in the city who wants to help get sponsors at your place of employment for me and my friend, you can use that and put our names on it and give it to me next time we hook up :)

― Ally, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Will you be showing more meat than a butchers window?

― lawrence kansas, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, our fellow volunteers aren't the girls of Scandals for no reason.

― Ally, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

lawernce can i use that ?

― anthony, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well i cannot donate because of three things :
1)I prefer to do so anon.
2)I prefer to do so locally
3)I see no man flesh

― anthony, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am in desperate need of money, so i'm not just offering pictures of my man flesh, but the ACTUAL FLESH. yes, send me money and i will send you chunks of my own body.

― jess, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(*may not be actual joke. ask again in a month.)

― jess, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Good for you, Anthony. I would like to purchase some actual flesh, by the way.

― Ally, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jess - don't do this, you'll regret it in the morning.

― nancy b., Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How do we know your friends aren't munters?

― DV, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anthony, you can indeed use it. It was a granny clampett quote that has stuck with me through the years and now I finally got to use it.

― lawrence kansas, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Because I've put up pictures of them before at various events. They are very cute girls. I can't really vouch for the guys that will be in the pictures though - I mean, they're bikers. I've met a couple decent looking bikers, but...

― Ally, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

isn't it sort of tasteless to have a rack-flaunting event double as a breast cancer benefit? am i the only person who sees this irony?

― maura, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well no offense to breast cancer survivors but you can't raise money for charity with no titties! nasty! who'd pay to see that?!?

― ethan, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you can't raise money for charity with no titties!

BEST MORAL EVER. Grimm got nuthin' on Padgett!

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't you do what it takes to raise money for a cause you care about? Am I the only person who thinks that?

Forget it - I've raised a lot of money through my friends and relatives and coworkers - have your morals, we'll have our fun and double as one of the biggest cancer fundraisers in NYC. Anyone who's already contacted me, I'll send ya the info thru email. Thank you.

― Ally, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah! then lets put on a blackface minstrel show to save florida swamps from developers!!

― ethan, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

gah 'have your morals', jeez ally why don't you just rob people in the street at knifepoint for the money, i mean it is for CHARITY so all bets are off right!

― ethan, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wanna see me and my friends wash bikes in bathing suits?
No. Anyway bathing suits = funniest word evah. Probably not but at the moment I think so.

― nathalie, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how did the bikes find bathing suits to fit?

― michael, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Muggers should use their titties to rob people in the street, that would be perfect.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

here is a. sample..

― anon, Thursday, 9 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

So, what's everyone doing to collect for the ILX hosting?

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 11 August 2006 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe we need to revive the underwear thread and like, sell a calendar of it or something.

(PS bags not me tho)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 11 August 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man, I remember this thread. Funny, considering I was probably drunk at the time.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 11 August 2006 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

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