Seattle + HASTINGS = Optimus Prime in a Namath Thong

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ilx bailout conglomothread. we must unite and horde the thread nippels

banana slog + idiot supporsitory = for all your pleasure

drinking me
i never you

soyrizo headache (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 1 January 2009 04:52 (sixteen years ago)

LOL SNOWPEOPLE

TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 January 2009 05:01 (sixteen years ago)

hey look our mayor promised us SALT next time it snows

one small step for nickels

soyrizo headache (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 1 January 2009 05:02 (sixteen years ago)

THIS IS AWESOME AND I SUPPORT THIS BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Thursday, 1 January 2009 05:42 (sixteen years ago)

i will be back after i return from the walking distance bar where we have been promised free drinks go usa!

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Thursday, 1 January 2009 05:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.drinknation.com/images/drinks/american_flag.jpg

soyrizo headache (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 1 January 2009 05:52 (sixteen years ago)

midori cran cream

soyrizo headache (Mackro Mackro), Thursday, 1 January 2009 05:53 (sixteen years ago)

You drunks.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 January 2009 06:28 (sixteen years ago)

I called fluffy bear and john while they were having free drinks. Fluffy tried to
Seduce my wife.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Thursday, 1 January 2009 06:37 (sixteen years ago)

should say Optimus Rhyme haha

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:20 (sixteen years ago)

good luck usa

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:21 (sixteen years ago)

hastings is far away

good luck to you ladies--you need it (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:34 (sixteen years ago)

plus fuck yes

good luck to you ladies--you need it (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:34 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, mostly fuck yes

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:42 (sixteen years ago)

<3

this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Friday, 2 January 2009 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

ok, the rumors are zippin' and zappin'

Gregoire = Obama's Commerce Sec.

---> Governor Brad Owens for 2009 until November.

...this according to Western WA news outlets.

If Gregoire is tapped, well damn.

909090909 Rivethed Brikkchin Reverk now DANZ (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:12 (sixteen years ago)

Well, unless the Capitol is lyin', not gonna happen

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008593436_webgregoire05m.html

909090909 Rivethed Brikkchin Reverk now DANZ (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:18 (sixteen years ago)

i only wish i had texted more of you via landline

^ dates 17 year olds (John Justen), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:18 (sixteen years ago)

btw my evening ended when we nearly broke the jukebox in the local bar because one of my friends called another one "the kettlebell fairy" and they were forced to wrestle in order to keep the social order intact

^ dates 17 year olds (John Justen), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:20 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, you.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:20 (sixteen years ago)

i wish i had a landline at which you could text me

this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:21 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/ginger_optimus-prime-old-fat-guy.jpg

^ dates 17 year olds (John Justen), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:22 (sixteen years ago)

Ugh fuck Brad Owens. I voted for the republican woman who wants to legalize pot and gay marriage.

The Reverend, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:35 (sixteen years ago)

jj pic = winner

to rev: i know right? from all accounts, brad owen is an empty barrel branded "D"

But it doesn't look like Gregoire is workin' for Obama. Hopefully she's coming back with tons of money or something.

909090909 Rivethed Brikkchin Reverk now DANZ (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:48 (sixteen years ago)

Gregoire will stand outside the Capitol and will just throw out dollar bills with glee, hugging herself. Diana Ross will be there next to her singing "No One Wins The Prize"

909090909 Rivethed Brikkchin Reverk now DANZ (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)

This thread has made my night brighter, THX.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 04:03 (sixteen years ago)

I don't know what's funnier, OMG GREGOIRE TAppED BY O? or BLACK WIDOW FOUND IN GRAPES IN SEATTLE SUPERMARKET

just guess which headline is higher?

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/394748_blackwidow05.html

909090909 Rivethed Brikkchin Reverk now DANZ (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 04:21 (sixteen years ago)

i can't believe how cavalier u are about the life of a child

+++ (jergins), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 04:28 (sixteen years ago)

there haven't been any black widow fatalies since the 60's!

909090909 Rivethed Brikkchin Reverk now DANZ (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 04:44 (sixteen years ago)

ok how was that story approved to run??

Lingbert, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 04:55 (sixteen years ago)

seriously. i know a guy that got bit in the 80s and had to go to the hospital

+++ (jergins), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:02 (sixteen years ago)

is that in the story?

+++ (jergins), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:08 (sixteen years ago)

ah yes. the black widow. isn't she lovely?
/vincent price

909090909 Rivethed Brikkchin Reverk now DANZ (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:39 (sixteen years ago)

Vincent Price singing Stevie Wonder, this would work.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 07:15 (sixteen years ago)

A little boy so lovely
is borne in HARD - TIME, uh, Mississippi
Surrooo-uuunded by four walls *Evil laugh*?

No, that ain't so pretty.

/vincent price

909090909 Rivethed Brikkchin Reverk now DANZ (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 07:56 (sixteen years ago)

Anyway, THE BIG SECRET was that Gov. Gregoire was flying to meet with members of the Washington State National Guard in Iraq.

So, I doubt she's bringing back dollar bills. No glee, no Diana Ross. ;_;

909090909 Rivethed Brikkchin Reverk now DANZ (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

is there a seattle 2009 thread?

anyway, pls to recommend me the BEST seattle guide: somethign i can read/study between now and march that will give me v v interesting and useful info, not necessarily about tourist destinations, but about seattle, its hoods, lifestyle, etc.

thankig u!

tehresa, Friday, 30 January 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Best-Places-Seattle-Giselle-Smith/dp/1570611556

double bird strike (gabbneb), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

tho they're up to at least the 11th edition now

double bird strike (gabbneb), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.sasquatchbooks.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/SBBooks.woa/2/wo/1DRjyFmVb99VxycoR3NQvM/2.0.52.7

i could lend you my (somewhat-marked-up) copy too

double bird strike (gabbneb), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

:D wld appreciate that!

tehresa, Friday, 30 January 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

as long as I get it back when you're done. I may make use of it this Summer.

double bird strike (gabbneb), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

http://notfortourists.com/Seattle.aspx

this is actually a decent book too. i bought the 08 and 09 versions.

brotherlovesdub, Friday, 30 January 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

was gonna ask about that. ppl seem fond of the nyc one.

tehresa, Friday, 30 January 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

tehresa, i sent you webmail

double bird strike (gabbneb), Friday, 30 January 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

haha, hard to believe, but the NFT link is temporarily somewhat NSFW because the Erotic Bakery is the feature of the day

System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 30 January 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

so, tehresa, if you're into genital shaped desserts, add a gold star next to Seattle

System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 30 January 2009 23:20 (sixteen years ago)

Also if you're into glamming out your pet:

http://www.nwsource.com/shopping/pet-stuff/high-maintenance-bitch

System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 30 January 2009 23:22 (sixteen years ago)

Ron Sims --> No. 2, at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, if Senate confirms

http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.com/edcetera/2009/02/02/ron_sims_to_hud_yes_it_true.html

System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 2 February 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

those cakes may just put seattle into the winning category!

but r u seriosu (tehresa), Monday, 2 February 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

HELP WONDER HASTINGS HELP HELP

BALL1NCE MY BUJJIT

System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

You're not just any state, are you?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.poptower.com/images/db/957/420/300/pimp-my-ride.jpg

System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

really thought that said "balance my butt"

would have made about the same amount of sense

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

someone plz photoshop Christine Gregoire and Xzibit

System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:45 (sixteen years ago)

NFT guides are good

inkle (jergins), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

yo dawg, i heard you like balanced budgets

miss precious perfect (musically), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

(that exercise is easy, btw; just slash the "Health for Washingtonians" line item to zero and VOILA! 3K surplus)

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

*COUGH HACK* Thank you Dan *PUKE*

System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)

you're welcome! ps would you like some vitamin c?

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:57 (sixteen years ago)

it's ok. there's some window cleaner left

System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)


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