WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT

The Hobbit

If he saw a bank, he'd rob it.

beck

LOL I should have put beck. and mario batali

Is this to be a fight involving all these dudes at once, like the great outdoor fight?

http://www.tmresimler.com/data/media/279/Gargamel_Resimleri.jpg

Is this to be a fight involving all these dudes at once, like the great outdoor fight?

― µ^µ (libcrypt), Thursday, January 1, 2009 10:08 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes

darth vader ftw

u forgot goku

duh, sonic.

Batman if there's room to spread out, Hulk if it's close-quarters

(sorry, took the question too seriously)

I would play a Smash Brothers of this poll.

I think it depends mainly on two things. 1) environment, and 2) weapons. The Predator could kick just about anyone's backside in a jungle environment. Batman could do the same in a city. But then only if he had has gadgets. Which brings in the question of are weapons allowed? And what constitutes a weapon? Does the USS Enterprise count as a weapon? Because if it does, then Picard would be able to own everyone else on that list. "Nuke photon torpedo the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."

Picard gets a phaser but other than that his wits are his only weapons

Sonic the Hedgehog wouldn't win shit. Mario is too busy jumping on mushrooms, Xena is all porking that other bird all the time and Frankenstein is too busy creating emo humans to attack stuff.

I think that Picard should at least get a phaser rifle as that's his weapon of choice in the movies. The Hobbit is the real loose cannon. If Bilbo has the Ring, he's won. If he doesn't, he's toast. Gargamel, and Dracula are basically toast anyway.

Leaving Baggins out of the argument for a moment, I think it would have to be Vader that wins. Most of the others he'd just Force push through the nearest wall. The only ones who really have a chance are Batman, Wolverine, or Xena, but only if they can get up close. Adamantine claw, meet life support system... Picard has a chance at longer range, but effectively he has to take out Vader first, then deal with the others. Of course if everyone else realises that Vader is the main threat, and they all jump on him at the start of the fight, then I don't know what to suggest.

Even better than this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Mortal_Kombat_vs._DC_Universe_Coverart.png

(xpost) Although if Iron Man was in this as well, he would own everyone. Because he can fly.

Mario can fly.

I thought about that, actually. He can only fly when he has the wing cap or whatever it's called, so I don't think that really counts as regular equipment.

yeah does he get the bee suit

yes but he also gets the boing-oing suit

(xpost) the bee suit only allows Mario to hover, which I think would make him a bit of a sitting duck.

surely it must be Darth Vader. You do not want to mess with the Dark Side.

And I also have to say, re the "Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe" game, is that the only way a fight between Sub Zero and Superman would be anywhere near equal would be if Lois had given him a Zune 30 encrusted in Kryptonite for Christmas...

I would play a Smash Brothers of this poll.

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Thursday, January 1, 2009 5:41 PM (1 hour ago)

^god yes

anyway, it'll come down to batman and darth vader. i think vader takes this

Are you kidding me? It's fucking RAMBO!

http://i43.tinypic.com/a13i9s.jpg

He would kill half of these people/characters/things in the first 20 seconds of the fight!

Huh? Rambo will be firing at Vader, but the bullets will be bouncing off Vader's gauntlet. Remember what happened at Bespin with Han? How could you forget so easily?! He was stuck in that carbonite for ages!

Although I have to agree that Rambo vs Dracula/Sonic/Mario/Rocky/Gargamel = Rocky win

If the fight lasted several days, Dracula could sneak around gaining recruits during the night.

Who's going to hurt Hulk?

Which Hulk though? If it's throw-tanks-around Hulk, then I see your point. TV series Hulk, meanwhile, would get owned by, let's see... Alien, probably Batman, Wolverine, and definitely Vader.

xpost
Darth Vader is included in the half of these people/characters/things that aren't killed in the first 20 seconds of the fight. I'm confident Rambo could find a way to take him down eventually though. I'm thinking these people are immediately shot and killed by Rambo:

Frankenstein
Dracula
Hellboy
Sonic the hedgehog
Super mario
The Hobbit
Xena
Jean-Luc Picard
Gargamel

(Rocky lives only because Rambo gets really freaked out when he looks at himself, and hesitates)

Frankenstein is too busy creating emo humans

Haw, well-put pedantry there.

Rambo couldn't do better than bronze medal in the high jump, so probably not him.

What If? Bruce Banner Was Bitten by Tomb of Dracula?

maybe it was 6:30 PM and Hulk was angry and annoyed because why was everyone always bothering Hulk, and Xena was wiping his forehead with a wet towel, and it was getting dark.

IMPORTANT - how many lives do Sonic and Mario get?

Not that it matters, I am plumping for Wolverine.

Is Adamantine resistant to light sabers the same way Cortis ore is?

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9638/prebat2sb8.jpg

http://images.darkhorse.com/covers/300/r/rvt1.jpg

http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/image_cover/Archie_meets_Punisher.jpg

http://www.richiebits.com/comics/covers/BatmanJudgeDredd.jpg

http://ui27.gamespot.com/1466/skulls_2.jpg

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folx let's just be honest, this is a fatal two way between the alien and the predator

voted alien, think I shda gone pred

how in the shit do you calculate that either the alien or the predator have a chance against darth fucking vader

i think batman and picard would team up, because they would figure out that was the only way they could stand a chance against a sith lord
it is clear to me that this battle's victors will need on-the-feet cleverness and not so much the more primal attributes

wht does DV even do? light saber? bleurgh, pred wd take him out from long range in a one-on-one; alien wd fuck him up by stealth. either way that's moot, cos rambo wd take him out w/his AK before we even need these hypotheticals

besides, I don't like darth vader

oh hey! you didn't tell me DV ws a "sith lord"

clearly you don't know what a high midichlorian count provides

any Predator or Yautja or whatever is still gonna be the 5th or 6th hottest combatant here on paper

His name isn't even capitalized, how the fuck is he supposed to beat Batman (note capitalization)

So that's e e cummings out of the running.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Hulk can not harmed. Never tires. Has no limit to his strength or power. To kill him you would need to annihilate his existence from space & time. Batman is the only one capable of thinking and fighting the Hulk on level of defeating him.

See, thing is, Hulk has been around long enough for retards to have though of all kinds of retarded shit to have him do. But none of that counts. Hulk is Bruce Banner until Bruce gets angry, then he becomes this insane, basically invulnerable monster until he calms back down. That it. He can't "see enemies on the (fucking) astral plane" or think properly in Hulk form or any of that geeked-out nonsense. He just Hulks around for a while and distresses the furniture until the mood passes, and then he has a nap. Everybody knows this, and everybody is right.

So all you have to do to take out the Hulk is to talk him down and then drop a brick Dr. Banner. Half the dudes in the list could accomplish the task.

..or any of that geeked-out nonsense.

rimshot

lol

But in Predator movies(and when you're playing the AvP games), it's always a lone predator(haven't seen the latest piece of franchise shit). So it's not just _a_ predator, but The Predator. Even in the first Dark Horse AvP comic, you had the chick and a lone predator dude taking on a horde of aliens, right?

in the avp movie several of them came as a team, they're just a_predators, for whatever the fuck that's worth

No, I mean sure, predator is a person , I won't deny that. But he's not a hero, or even a protagonist.

well we don't make predators the protagonists of our movies cause they kill us, it's established at least by the time avp came around that the earthly hunts (the hunts for Aliens at least) are quasi-religious rites of passage for presumably young predators so yeah, they probably got all kinds of hero tales and movies and wonder years and shit on the home planet. they're from an obviously authoritarian society and when we see them onscreen (on a mission) they're obv. all about business but they are individuals capable of thought and resourcefulness and even gallows humor as kingfish pointed out, and frankly i think you need to check your racial baggage at the door, which is becoming a theme with you...

j/k

anyways summarily ignoring people's canonical superpowers means you get to bet on adam west

'arbitrarily' excuse me

oh and a zombie great whale

― kingfish, Friday, January 16, 2009 2:56 PM

Stormwatch: Team Achilles to thread.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Sonic the hedgehog 8

whatevs, some asthmatic guy in a cloak with telekinesis could take the hulk or hellboy, suuuuuure.

lol Gargamel

You can tell that some people simply aren't treating this poll with the seriousness it merits.

Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side...

Now that is some straight up bullshit.

Sonic the hedgehog 8

― Socktor Duperman (k3vin k.), Saturday, January 17, 2009 7:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lulz

wow nice to see only mongos voted here

9
8

weird fukkin results -- darth vader isnt even lol

Nice to see so many people voting, but Gargamel polling over twice as many votes as Picard? WTF?

Kirk woulda made a better showing, frankly.

this is really surprising!

i will put up poll #2 later today

Will Dick Dastardly be in it?

plz include "a Philadelphia Eagles fan"

;_;

Darth Vader probably couldn't even kill a smurf (neither could gargamel, but he got my vote)

Darth Vader lost every major fight he was in!

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

*cuts legs*

James Earl Jones, OTOH, would beat that ass

xena was robbed

in the end, I'm sure xena got what she wanted anyways
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/xena1985/xena_and_gabrielle_subtext.jpg

ok i can't find round 2 but here you guys go

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http://gamu-toys.info/sonota/sw/obama/DSC_4696.JPG

Amazing.

Props to Picard voters, the thinking person's choice.

paging Kant to thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUSbId7Earc

If Troi was with Picard, she could tell him that she sensed the Hulk was "very angry".

Batman is considered by the Predator species to be "the Ultimate Hunter" and is honored as such in their culture.

ultimate hunter != best in a fight tho

yep

and even if it was 'who would win in a fight in the jungle' then i dunno has batman got rambo or even gargamel

or ewoks, for that matter