Uncle Jesse: An American Culture War poll

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In this corner, representing Hazzard County, GA, (Uncle) Jesse L Duke

http://husbandsanddads.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/uncle-jesse-duke.jpg

& In this corner, representing San Francisco, CA, (Uncle) Hermes "Jesse" Cochran/Katsopolis

http://www.stereointeractive.com/ILM/uncle_jesse.jpg

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Uncle Jesse (Pinot noir) 18
Uncle Jesse (moonshine) 13


Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Saturday, 3 January 2009 06:28 (sixteen years ago)

Inspired by Jesse-related dialog on this thread

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Saturday, 3 January 2009 06:37 (sixteen years ago)

will be shocked if stamos doesn't win this based on sheer stamos power.

that being said voted for uncle jesse

HOOSytime steenman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 3 January 2009 06:46 (sixteen years ago)

denver pyle all the way

TOMBOT, Saturday, 3 January 2009 06:50 (sixteen years ago)

mind the gap.

ian, Saturday, 3 January 2009 06:58 (sixteen years ago)

uncle jesse #2 is a filthy greek

burt_stanton, Saturday, 3 January 2009 07:11 (sixteen years ago)

but i love him

this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Saturday, 3 January 2009 07:16 (sixteen years ago)

the hotness of filth should perhaps become a thread topic unto itself, perhaps on I Love Style even

TOMBOT, Saturday, 3 January 2009 07:19 (sixteen years ago)

that's absolutely the LAST thing ILX needs to discuss.

ian, Saturday, 3 January 2009 07:27 (sixteen years ago)

dirtbag style

this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Saturday, 3 January 2009 07:28 (sixteen years ago)

http://40ouncebeer.com/pics24/naturalice24.jpg

burt_stanton, Saturday, 3 January 2009 07:29 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, "Pinot Noir" was a mistake - influenced by the regionalistic aspect of the two Jesses & their symbolic import. I'm picturing Jesse/Stamos as more of a Bartles & Jaymes man at this point. Mods?

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Saturday, 3 January 2009 07:37 (sixteen years ago)

should be ouzo for those greasy toga wearing socrates spouting diner working gyro eaters

burt_stanton, Saturday, 3 January 2009 07:40 (sixteen years ago)

don't try so hard, burt.

i think jesse drinks budweiser & jack. not a man of taste, uncle jesse of full house.

ian, Saturday, 3 January 2009 07:49 (sixteen years ago)

i AM an uncle jesse, and as such i have special insight into uncle jesseness. denver pyle totally could have been a jesse if he hadn't been named denver, which is an ok name but not as good as jesse. john stamos is not so much of a jesse. more a, i don't know, uncle rick type or something. uncle steve. uncle steve-o. that sort of thing.

tipsy mothra, Saturday, 3 January 2009 08:09 (sixteen years ago)

I am confused. And I vote!

Aimless, Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

CUT--IT--OUT!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/PappaWheelie/outofcontrol3.gif

Crackhead #2 (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)

and btw, thanks rick springfield you idiot

tipsy mothra, Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)

(ha that was supposed to go on the getting-yr-name-wrong thread. well, it goes here too)

tipsy mothra, Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)

lol anarchy

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)

true dat!

Anyway, voted for Grizzly Adams
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/413027439_fd26a76730.jpg?v=0

Crackhead #2 (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)

beard on lower right deserves its own thread

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

Grizzly Adams vs. The Burger King

Crackhead #2 (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:38 (sixteen years ago)

tru, but BK's beard does not resemble the head of an ancient weapon

http://www.blogography.com/photos23/BurgerKingBroiled.gif

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

cartoon on left needs a weapon to aid his beard

Crackhead #2 (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:46 (sixteen years ago)

cartoon on right capable of rape

Crackhead #2 (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:46 (sixteen years ago)

I think his haircut is also a handgun, which he can use to defend his five o'clock shadow.

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

(xpost)

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

rape? droit seigneur, if you please.

Aimless, Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

the king: rapable of cape

Crackhead #2 (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

the king: rapable of cape

― Crackhead #2 (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 3 January 2009 19:51 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the king boy pato, morelike

Keep Carmody and Carry On (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 3 January 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

...

Crackhead #2 (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 3 January 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

uncle steve. uncle steve-o. that sort of thing. - As an "uncle steve," I can assure you that our kind have little to nothing in common with Stamos. You should stop complaining and uphold your title with honor.

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Monday, 5 January 2009 02:34 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 9 January 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 10 January 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

this one was rigged

that's the sound of the men workin' on the choom gaaeeyang (dan m), Saturday, 10 January 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)

A lot of unsung Stamos love out there, I guess.

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Saturday, 10 January 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)

That said, Hoos called it: will be shocked if stamos doesn't win this based on sheer stamos power.

Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Saturday, 10 January 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)


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