TIPS FROM THE PROS

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PRO TIP: if you date someone below the drinking age while you are above the drinking age, you can always escape from any fight by going to the bar

― VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Monday, January 5, 2009 1:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

♪㋡♫㋡ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

pro-tip: areas that are "hip and young" but developed enough to be in the price range of working 40-somethings (williamsburg, greenpoint, park slope). many a cougar has given -the stare- on the l train. .

― burt_stanton, Monday, January 7, 2008 8:44 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

lou jag i'm gonna give you this one for free

you know how i say stupid shit on ilx and generally act like a dick like 80% of the time and still don't catch half the shit you do?

one of the reasons for that is if i get hardsonned i dont make 50 posts about myself and my "posting style" and how i just dont geeeeeet why everybody doesnt love me

pro-tip^

― and what, Tuesday, October 21, 2008 3:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

protip: if you keep buying things, you can keep your depression at bay until you run out of money. just make sure you buy the gun before that
― life sux, Sunday, March 5, 2006 3:55 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:10 (sixteen years ago)

LOVIN' THIS

pro-tip: sounds really good mixed with DA FUNK

― The Macallan 18 Year, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:00 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

jaxon: i flirted w/a really old woman today
jaxon: we did that back and forth dance trying to get around each other
jaxon: and then i said "next time, let me lead" and she touched my arm and said "oh, i will"
gr80: awesome
gr80: i wish shit happened like that every day
jaxon: u know the best part about old ladies
jaxon: they can't get pregnant
jaxon: </ade>

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

ProTip: internet is a joeks
― =[[ (eman), Friday, August 18, 2006 8:21 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dugong.jpg (jabba hands), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 23:36 (sixteen years ago)

if shit changes that much you can probly just leave it on "it's complicated" dats a pro-tip

― and what, Tuesday, January 13, 2009 8:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Prom Gazzantino (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

protip Cunga: there is no such thing as a "posh jawline"

― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, July 9, 2010 10:38 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

pieter brogel the elder (history mayne), Monday, 26 July 2010 11:07 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

i would track that album down. cuz even if you didn't like the music you could still just stare at the cover.

― scott seward, Thursday, March 3, 2011 2:25 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

gr8080, Thursday, 3 March 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

you're kinda supposed to act like a tool on a message board otherwise nobody will read your posts

― frogbs, Monday, August 1, 2011 9:58 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Monday, 1 August 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

this thread should be moved to a sub board

J0rdan S., Monday, 1 August 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)


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