The best pet is dog on the world. Why? The dog is social animal and needs our company.

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The best pet is dog on the world. Why? The dog is social animal and needs our company. It is very big plus. Almost other animals don't need our company. To example cat. Cat is very selfish animal. Cat love its lord than gets food. Then it isn't to see nearby its lord. But the dog is trusted friend of its lord. Lord have to train it for its skills from puppy age. Another words the old dog does't learn new experiences. Another words what the puppy will learn then like dog manages. The learning puppy is very important, because the dog lives appromaxitely 12 years. What kind of food does dog eat? The dog can eat the same food like we. But there is smaller distinguishments. The dog eats meats, bones, dense meals. Never sauces! Never sharp meals or sweet meals. Never thin food. The dog drinks only water, the beer is for his lord! If you interest about dogs, visit some interesing group.

I will visit some interesting group.

Never sauces?

I am eating a dense, sharp meal right now.

This thread needs Estrella's puppy.

The learning puppy is very important

PUPPY!!!! has taken to snuggling on my pillow with me when my alarm goes off each morning. vv adorable. He's still not getting any beer. It is for his lord!

lol at the beer part.
where did you find this, baaderonixx ?

a paper submitted by a student to a friend of mind teaching english (you know the one...)

ahah ok.
hope said student got good marks !

I'm going back to London tomorrow, how do I shot dog in suitcase or clone?

Why do you want to put a dog inside of a clone?

I am totally imagining God taunting his German Shepherd with microbrews and saying "NO! NOT FOR YOU!" thanks to the orig post.

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll290/andytf1/beer-cat1.jpg

Cat love its lord than gets beer

a paper submitted by a student to a friend of mind teaching english (you know the one...)
i was going to say that this reads like my students' papers.

bad sentence. Dan, want clone of Willie so as not to deprive mom of doggage but would smuggle if I could and no clone option is avalable obv. Dog seems to transfix whenever Obama is on TV.

lol joeks sis

I am now srsly regretting not doing a "teach English abroad" thing after I graduated from college.

OH HAI I AM READY FOR INAUGURATION

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3170/2535046454_35de6b0c9a.jpg?v=1212098757

this guy dont know shit about cats

well, it isn't to see nearby its lord

for one

it's depend

I am now imagining a very nerdy dog writing this paper

Never thin food

Don't feed a dog panchetta

Or pancakes... Actually, anything beginning with "pan" is probably right out.

The fractured english is somewhat amusing, but you could clean up the grammar and a few of the other eccentricities and it would still be ace. The dog never eats sauces!

xpost - bbbut "pan pizza" is not thin food.

You have to keep in mind that dogs don't know how to use tape measures or thicknessometers.

just chewin' on meats, bones and dense meals