REAL WORLD: brooklyn

who watched it

missed it. the promos certainly seem like they're trying to make it the "serious" real world.

yeah! there was some cute guy with a twist in the commercial

i wanna see it

for some reason the idea of someone wandering around the Real World house with a lemon peel wrapped around his head doesn't seem that ludicrous

tons of gay panic, I read.

j.d. - gay dolphin trainer. so far the one acquitting himself the best. seems kind, articulate, intelligent (for the real world at least)

katelynn - mtf transgender (post-op--had surgery in thailand 3 wks before show). oh how i feel for this poor girl. seems very sweet but holy shit why would she do this to herself

chet - super-metro (like, SUPER-metro) mormon w/ serious homo-panic. worst person on show.

scott - boring & fairly nice masshole workout freak. has insane abs.

boobs - i dont remember this chicks name but she has huge juggs & and is the cutest chick on the show

"arty" ex-lesbian - i dont remember her name either but she wants to be an art therapist for victims of sexual assault. 1/2 ok, 1/2 totally corny.

psycho crypto-bigot soldier - iraq war vet who plays retardo acoustic emo-y bullshit songs, has serious problem w/ transgender chick, cannot seem to put his hat on straight. drinks too much. chet has huge crush on him.

the hootenanny w/army dude and metro dude out by the beach w/acoustic guitars was all-time embarrassing even for real world

i was hiding under the pillows at that point--they were making up the most mortifying lyrics--metro mormon's were mostly about how he wasnt gay and its like... o_O uh

This sounds awesome!

sounds like someone shd show the metro Mormon Angels in America

can't believe they still do this show!

where is the "house"?

red hook

its a huge abandoned warehouse out on a pier. i think its near the ikea.

omg i forgot a character

"dancer chick" - this chick is in like 5 minutes of the episodes, she is some kind of hip-hopper dancer

surm should have been in this so america could fall in love with him

no, we want him for ourselves alone.

chet - super-metro (like, SUPER-metro) mormon w/ serious homo-panic. worst person on show.

max enjoyed this description more stuff like this plz^^^

scott - boring & fairly nice masshole workout freak. has insane abs.

some serious vermont dik riding not yr best work^

boobs - i dont remember this chicks name but she has huge juggs & and is the cutest chick on the show

this made me lol

im actually kind of glad this went back to "serious" mode because the last 10 years of people having threesomes and getting wasted and like working at some shitty radio station was getting a bit old.

but really, cant they cast some more interesting people?? this is an improvement this season which is SAD TO SAY

also predict dudes getting weird boners over semi boring looking dancer chick

this is SERIOUS mode? the mind boggles

SORRRY icey whats the proper description of a dude who is from massachussetts and works out alot

youll be happy to know im brainstorming a blog post on the etymology and proper usage of "masshole" right now

Scott is an personal trainer, model and actor who has been working out since the age of 14. He recently received the designation of having the "best abs on the East Coast", and was featured in Men's Health magazine. The first in his family to graduate from college, he educates the public on health and fitness with his website.[6][5]

someone I know was in mens health magazine and got a congratulatory letter from ll cool j

just sayin

"best abs on the East Coast"

^^haha i hear this like "Poppa Large - big shot on the east coast" by Ultramag

uses abs to make waffles in upcoming episode

yeah the real world was basically turning into a season long episode of elimidate for awhile there

oh hey thanks dude now I have teh fucking elimidate song stuck in my head

man I wish you could edit posts

people still watch mtv?

money 4 nothin chix 4 free... but i suppose u knew that already

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5253/absxg3.jpg

gazing at abs

is that cameron carr's pal jesse?

Are there lots of scenes of them trying to go out and realizing there is no subway around and cabs don't come?

Wow, dude shaves his armpits.

This episode was mesmerizing. This is going to be a great season I think. the army guy is fucking repugnant.

watched the first couple episodes on the intertubes. Good stuff! Surely the best season since like seattle?? Though I haven't even attempted to watch the last few.

I did find some of the conversations between the transgendered chick and the tattooed chick to be annoying -- are they both as dumb as they seem??? And I do have a bit of a crush on the dancer chick. And army dude should not be allowed to play guitar. And I pray to the lord jesus christ that mormon dude has lots of gay sex before the end of the season.

Chet is unreal. I feel like I'm watching some Chris Hansen show called "Seeds of a Hate Crime."

chet has got to be a closeted gay man

so that one guy just spends all his time in the gym,right? great casting there.

it's been about 18 seasons (literally!) since i even tried to watch this show on the regular, but i'm actually strangely aghast that they finally ditched the 'seven strangers' thing and started with 8 people instead of waiting for someone to assault someone else and kick out & replace them.

"So the lame bus just pulled into our kitchen and dropped off yet another discussion."

Also, Chet's obsession w/ the XL condoms!

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2259/bananabm8.jpg

o_O

so this turned out to be a total bust

how so? i wasn't going to watch it but i was hoping for liveblogging :(

no drama. everyone is basically friendly, even to the transgender chick. army dude isnt nearly as bigoted as i hoped nor is he really ptsd. juggs had some sort of boy drama that i couldnt even grasp. i dont think the dancer has been on the show once. dolphin trainer turned out to be self-loathing racist when drunk, also a lot dumber than i originally thought. abs is goofy.

chet the mormon is still a terrible person

max are you aware of the uk big brother drama that's going on right now w/a housemate named "jade"?

those descriptions all sound like onion headlines

Ryan and Chet are by far the best parts of the season. by FAR. they're basically middle schoolers. everyone else is either annoying or a bore

^that is true. army dude's "audition" and chet's "interviews" both are as if neither has any concept of the adult world

Ryan and Chet are by far the best parts of the season. by FAR. they're basically middle schoolers. everyone else is either annoying or a bore

Yeah, they really should start a spinoff show with these guys and just toss the other people.

I'm not a fan of Devyn and her "collegiate-level" edumacation.

Yesterday had one of the all time funniest things I have ever seen on the real world when Sarah flipped the huge rat off her bed and it took her a minute to realize it was on the floor behind her.

eww! they have rats??

i tried to watch the "investigation" those brainless chicks were running after the white rat incident but it was just too dumb and not fun

If they have rats I feel so much better about my freezing loft. With rats.

so the finale was kind of unhinged

"Real World" disclaimer: We can't guarantee that our cast is STD-free

Contestants in a D.C. "Real World" date auction had to sign a waiver absolving producers of any responsibility if they contract any sexually transmitted diseases from the "Real World" cast.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/blogs/yeas-and-nays/Sign-here_-No-promises-_Real-World_-is-STD-free-8361143-63806857.html