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Inspired by Billy Connolly intoning "Don't Live A Little, Live A Lotto!". How weak is that?

― Martin Skidmore, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

New, Improved, Better Value Answers.

― Martin Skidmore, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Not really a slogan, but that desperately unhappy couple in the AA ad get on my tits. What is the messgae there, exactly?

― Matt Fallaize, Saturday, 11 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"we call it footballitis"

― Mark C, Saturday, 11 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"What if the world's most used word wasn't 'OK', what if it was 'Whatif?'

Errr...what the fuck, more like.

― Venga, Saturday, 11 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"the antidote for civilization"

"if you're not with us, you're against us"

"army of one"

"beanz meanz heinz"

― geeta, Saturday, 11 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"l'oreal "paris": because we're worth it"

"generation next"

"cooks who know trust crisco"

"music is art. muzak is science."

????

― geeta, Saturday, 11 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Those who like it like it a lot." - slogan for east coast Canadian beer Keith's.

A rare moment of honesty in advertising. It truthfully implies that a) those who don't like don't like it much, and b) those who do like it a lot are bloated alcoholics.

― fritz, Saturday, 11 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ritz crackers: so tasty, they named white people after them!

― mike hanle y, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...

http://static.flickr.com/12/88733794_1bc27aae76.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 20 January 2006 00:39 (twenty years ago)

TRUST PINK. FORGET STAINS.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 20 January 2006 01:55 (twenty years ago)

fresh your body

(what the fuck does that even mean?!)

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 20 January 2006 01:57 (twenty years ago)

Car insurance at mice's prices

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 20 January 2006 13:02 (twenty years ago)

And You're Done. (on amazon.co.uk's packaging)

― koogs (koogs), Friday, 20 January 2006 13:05 (twenty years ago)

More Reasons to Shop at Morrisons.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 20 January 2006 13:09 (twenty years ago)

As it relies on pronouncing the name of the shop "Mor-ee-sons" rather than "Morry-sons".

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 20 January 2006 13:10 (twenty years ago)

But that's brilliant and perfect.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 20 January 2006 13:12 (twenty years ago)

Spray More, Get More

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 20 January 2006 13:13 (twenty years ago)

(that was for Cooper's Crop Fertiliser)

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 20 January 2006 13:14 (twenty years ago)

I misread the title and clicked to find out what the advertising slogan was for the Moist Rub.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 20 January 2006 13:14 (twenty years ago)

"Quote me happy" is the most annoying by far.

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 20 January 2006 13:15 (twenty years ago)

...makes me think "stab you gladly".

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 20 January 2006 13:16 (twenty years ago)

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:ZD0OpW2RKZQtvM:http://www.contact-centres.com/images/churchill_insurance_4.JPG

Oh yes

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 20 January 2006 13:19 (twenty years ago)

'Quote me happy' doesn't bother me, except in the ad where the guy just tells them "It's a hatchback" as if there are any companies where that is all they need to know.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 20 January 2006 13:23 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, but what does rub mean?

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Friday, 20 January 2006 14:09 (twenty years ago)

bish

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 20 January 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Weird, I just searched for a thread about advertising slogans to revive, and I find this one, which was last posted on four hours ago.

Anyway, this one isn't bad, it's brilliant. It's for Time Out Chicago:

"If you're not reading us, what are you doing in Chicago?"

Works on multiple levels!

1. Anyone who's anyone in Chicago is reading our magazine. If you're not reading it, you probably shouldn't live here.

2. How would you know what to do with yourself in Chicago if not by reading our magazine? Our magazine literally tells you what to do.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 January 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

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