Tijuana Picnic

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Option	Votes
Classic	10
I don't know what a Tijuana Picnic is and I am a loser	8
Dud	4

― ShamPowWow (libcrypt), Friday, 9 January 2009 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

seems like they ought to be eating El Pollo Loco instead of KFC

― that's the sound of the men workin' on the choom gaaeeyang (dan m), Friday, 9 January 2009 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

this is the new POPPAGE

― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Friday, 9 January 2009 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

TP can be practices with a variety of sides. All dud except corn niblets.

― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, 9 January 2009 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

Seems like eveyone should be passed out from all the drugs they got at the farmacia.

― Last night it was pullulating with (Michael White), Friday, 9 January 2009 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

Wonder how long that guy had to put chickein on his lip for them to take the picture?

― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, 9 January 2009 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

I'm sure we can all agree that the classic, canonical side is mashed potatoes, with or without "gravy".

― ShamPowWow (libcrypt), Friday, 9 January 2009 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

Of course the colonel only got viagra and now he's aiming to fuck himself a bucket of finger lickin good chicken.

― Last night it was pullulating with (Michael White), Friday, 9 January 2009 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

Agree, re: OG potato style. But Tijuana sure has changd.

― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, 9 January 2009 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

Actually tho, it's the gravy that gives it that zang.

― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, 9 January 2009 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

The Colonel is looking hungry. The little boy will be first.

― Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Friday, 9 January 2009 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

(xpost) saltiness, umami...

― snoball, Friday, 9 January 2009 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

Hear it

and cry at the new santorum.

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 9 January 2009 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

Nice big picture there, Abbott:

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/Umami.jpg

Dig The Colonel's Love It to Death style finger positioning.

― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, 9 January 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

I sincerely hope that cylindrical device in the middle -- the one with the angry red tip -- is a flask.

― Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Friday, 9 January 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

"Honey, you've got mayonnaise on your pants!"

― snoball, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

As opposed to what? Dog lipstick? (xpost - or not)

― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, 9 January 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

(xpost) ...says the woman. Also, note the positioning of the fingers on her right hand, and her amused expression, suggesting that she is ridiculing something small

― snoball, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

"Aw man, I've got dog lipstick on my pants again! That damn Doberman..."

― snoball, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

Tribal elder gets his own bucket, tree for support.

― Eazy, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

Urban Dictionary is the dictionary you wrote.
tijuana picnic isn't defined yet.

― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

Step 1: Cut a hole in the bucket . . .

― ^likes tilt-a-whirls (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 9 January 2009 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

Step 2: do something that rhymes with "bucket"

― snoball, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:25 (seventeen years ago)

"dear Liza"

― I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Friday, 9 January 2009 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

"the straw is too long"

― snoball, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

Now for some reason this whole thing is reminding me of this:

link

― ^likes tilt-a-whirls (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 9 January 2009 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ ILX in a nutshell (you know who the dude on the right is)

― snoball, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

track jacket and all

― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

Thanks for your definition of Tijuana Picnic!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.
It should appear on this page in the next few days:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tijuana%20Picnic
Urban Dictionary

― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Friday, 9 January 2009 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

^ how to win 2009

― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, 9 January 2009 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

So proud a day it is.

― ☺♑ (joygoat), Friday, 9 January 2009 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

Credit should go to joygoat and Abbott, whose posts I basically appropriated wholesale to create the entry.

― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Friday, 9 January 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

eberybody wins!

― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, 9 January 2009 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

Ooooh oooh Dan what does it say?!?!?

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 9 January 2009 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

oh shit, I just looked back and one post that I thought was yours was a joygoat post as well, boo

Tijuana Picnic

the act of eating KFC mashed potatoes and gravy off of someone in a sexual manner

example: This nasty girl in my high school was "bragging" about how the way-older dude she was dating worked at KFC and would bring home buckets of mashed potatoes and gravy to eat off of her. I think she thought everyone was going to be titillated by her Tijuana Picnic but it just made everyone sick.

tags: food sex, fast food, unbelievably vile, ?(i think "end of days" but I can't remember), seppoku

― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Friday, 9 January 2009 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

bahaha seppoku

I was wondering what the hell thing I said that contributed.

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 9 January 2009 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

You contributed the sentiment of how nasty food sex is!

― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Friday, 9 January 2009 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

You mean the Truth.

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 9 January 2009 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

actual definition of poppage not in urban dic

― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, 9 January 2009 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

btw it wasn't "end of days" but "why god why"

― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/69179.jpg

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 11:47 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 31 January 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 1 February 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCidOQL2i7M

A TASTE OF HONEY - "I like this number. The title reminds me of a salesman who used to stop in at least once a week at my restaurant in Corbin, Kentucky, where I served my first Kentucky Fried Chicken. That man couldn't eat a biscuit without honey ... said the only thing that tasted better than biscuits and honey was my Kentucky Fried Chicken itself!"

― del griffith, Saturday, 27 July 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

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