-- people screaming and shouting in the street outside my window: up 17 %.
― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 10 January 2009 08:17 (sixteen years ago)
-- bruschetta chips in vending machine at work: up 5 cents
http://www.snakking.com/images/products/171_BRUSHETTA%20CHIPS.jpg
― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 10 January 2009 08:18 (sixteen years ago)
"bruschetta chips"
― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Saturday, 10 January 2009 08:20 (sixteen years ago)
-- home phone calls interfered with by unresolved crackle in landline: up 52 %
― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 10 January 2009 08:20 (sixteen years ago)
(bruschetta chips are good!)
― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 10 January 2009 08:21 (sixteen years ago)
college starts back this monday, so all these awful kids have just arrived back in town and are making shit atrocious. next weekend will either be fantastic or absolutely dire.
― TOMBOT, Saturday, 10 January 2009 08:24 (sixteen years ago)
can you hold my sunglasses for a moment? thanks.
can i have my sunglasses back? what do you mean i never gave them to you?
― the KRUNK SPiNNiNG DANCER (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 10 January 2009 08:25 (sixteen years ago)
-- el tomboto becoming a GS-14
― TOMBOT, Saturday, 10 January 2009 08:28 (sixteen years ago)
(that guy is a fuckin madman and he is going to doom the program you watch)
― TOMBOT, Saturday, 10 January 2009 08:29 (sixteen years ago)
-- printer mysteriously unable to select proper paper tray. red light blinking dolefully.
― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 10 January 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)
but WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
― butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Saturday, 10 January 2009 17:09 (sixteen years ago)
http://siteresources.worldbank.org/PUBLICSECTORANDGOVERNANCE/Images/accIndicators.jpg
― velko, Saturday, 10 January 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)
lots of people on the platform
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 10 January 2009 17:30 (sixteen years ago)
when your attempt at a joke is not met with even a token smile
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 10 January 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)
your key won't unlock your door for some reason
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 10 January 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)
it's like rain on your wedding day
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 10 January 2009 17:34 (sixteen years ago)
you come back from vacation and co-workers express surprise that you'd been away
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 10 January 2009 17:34 (sixteen years ago)
-- samosas delivered cold.
― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 10 January 2009 18:44 (sixteen years ago)
empty mailbox for three business days
― Euler, Saturday, 10 January 2009 18:48 (sixteen years ago)
-- americans using the word "chav" wrong
― tipsy mothra, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
already cheap Indian restaurant down the street offering "25% off entire menu," no time frame specified, just "25% off entire menu" written by hand on each menu
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)
food bar in hometown in Dublin with a menu that has BURGER with the word HOMEMADE scribbled out beside it
― Local Garda, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
"volumptuous"
― Velma can stay (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
xxp On that tip, I walked by a salon last night offering reduced-price "recession haircuts" on Sundays.
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
-- UK economy in 'frightening' decline-- sp1tzer science center at calt3ch has stopped offering free jelly babies by the copier since I was last in town a year ago
― caek, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)
Steve Jobs' new look.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)
-- vibe on 77 these days
― caek, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 06:37 (sixteen years ago)
my friend who never listened to rap before Kanye bought and loves Tha Carter III
― find yr HOOS & steendrive anything in the way (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 07:30 (sixteen years ago)
"stuff white people like" still popping up in New Answers
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 09:31 (sixteen years ago)
HTTP Error 404 - File Not Found
The requested document is not available on this server. You may have typed the address incorrectly, or the page may no longer exist.
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 10:12 (sixteen years ago)
starter gone by the fourth inning
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago)
beers at local bar on special from $1.50 last year to $2.50 this year
― Euler, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)
Doctor's scale claims I am 15 lbs heavier than I thot I was
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)
"Carmina Burana" stuck in head
― Velma can stay (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)
"carmina burana" playing loudly on stereo but when you switch it off it increases in volume
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)
― Tracer Hand
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with the Mariners, this would be progress
― brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 17:28 (sixteen years ago)
the bums standing outside the Washington Mutual on Broadway used to work there
― brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 17:29 (sixteen years ago)
this is why I currently have a hole in my front door.
― more private than a bar stool (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 17:35 (sixteen years ago)
cab driver: making sense.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)
Soylent Green
― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 18:56 (sixteen years ago)
-- the person who normally alerts us to available food in the office kitchen (e.g., "hey, guys, there's pizza / bagels / sandwiches / cheese / salad on the third floor") just came by and said: "hey, guys, porridge in the kitchen"
― nabisco, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)
yikes! next week: cat food.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 19:44 (sixteen years ago)
finding a pool of blood in the bathtub with two eyeballs floating in it
― we can be slaves, or we can be..lichens! (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)
crnkyhmstr in AIM CHATZ
― brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)
I open my wallet and it is full of blood
― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.goofbutton.com/images/phase_iv%20(31).jpg
― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)
650 meg torrent of Phase IV is 8 seconds long and doesn't play anyway.
― ledge, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
how do I shot torrent
― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
coffee and donut is 70 cents cheaper than it was last week, coffee shop employees all have pleasant distant smiles
― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)
mii's whisper to each other furtively between long intense stares at their masters
― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)
the chair is against the wallthe chair is against the wall
john has a long mustachejohn has a long mustache
― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
how's your hi-fi systemhow's your hi-fi system
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/IBM_Colossus_PC_5150.jpg
― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
Sealed container of raw shrimp bearing a 12-5 datestamp.
― Muomas (vader is hanging onto the nose of the ship like tj-hooker (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)
Outrageous political scandals everywhere, no one cares
― scourge of cords (Z S), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)
Noises like a chainsaw being used on sheet metal in backyard neighbors' yard up 25%.
― Muomas (vader is hanging onto the nose of the ship like tj-hooker (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)
there's something strange about the mice in this new apartment
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/p2.jpg
― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
The dog can't stand the smell of your socks
― Velma can stay (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)
No one else sees the snakes.
― Velma can stay (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)
wife is silent
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)
wife is silent and determinedly cleaning the apartment.
― tipsy mothra, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)
I.e., "JAMC as fashionable rock-band influence maybe getting out of hand"
― nabisco, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)
director of sales is surprisingly blasé
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)
Entirety of departmental co-workers replaced with look-a-likes.
― Tantrum The Cat, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)
Outgoing emails automatically & inexplicably converted to LOLcat graphics up 10%.
― Tantrum The Cat, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)
based on mucous discharge, likelihood that younger son is possessed by demons up 22 percent.
― tipsy mothra, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)
Carton of half-&-half in work fridge replaced with picture of half-&-half cut from magazine.
― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)
Boss adds "...and close the door behind you" after requesting your presence in her office.
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:38 (sixteen years ago)
spam trap entirely empty
― Booker van Permalink (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:10 (sixteen years ago)
"Juror: You have been rescheduled to 4/20/09. You will receive a new summons for that date. Thanks for rescheduling"
― Booker van Permalink (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)
Litmus paper always red, never blue.
― ledge, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)
Due to significantly increased demand, please allow between three and five working days for your delivery.
― snoball, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)
no matter how I shake and dance, the very last drop always drips in my pants
― The Contemptible (Dandy Don Weiner), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)
Someone needs to compile these into charts and graphs.
― Tantrum The Cat, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:54 (sixteen years ago)
Empty slots on where adverts should be on the Tube
― caek, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:06 (sixteen years ago)
# what got you out of dance music? [Started by gareth (gareth) in October 2002, last updated 19 seconds ago by Geir Hongro on I Love Music] 22 new answers
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 19 January 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)
Large pictures of freshly minted coins on the front page of broadsheet papers.
― Lord Byron Lived Here, Monday, 19 January 2009 15:46 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.austinthirdgen.org/upload/piechart.jpg
― M.V., Monday, 19 January 2009 22:56 (sixteen years ago)
Staff in big retail chain shops being polite and helpful
― snoball, Monday, 19 January 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)
total guitars sold in january up 50% as of this week. unfortunately numerical total is 3.
― non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Monday, 19 January 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)
― snoball, Monday, January 19, 2009 11:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah no shit i had to buy some caulk and the home depot dudes were all up on my jock
― ie: BANGING (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 19 January 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)