The Whitest Name You Can Think Of

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Dont be obvious and throw in a french or balkan one......think up names that only a total corny W.A.S.P. family from the states could formulate....like there is no way a non-white kid could have that name.....that is unless their parents are total oreos/bananas/etc.....mine:

1. CODY MATTHEWS. 2. ASHTON HALL. 3. PAIGE BLAINE (or BLAINE PAIGE.) 4. CANDACE MILARE. 5. DANYELLE ANYTHING. 6. SEAN COMBS.

― Ramosi, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'ramosi'

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That doesn't even make SENSE, ethan.

― Ramosi, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'i'm going home!'

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I'm serious, your shit doesn't compute, you only read the second stipulation and tried to be slick.......try searching Ramosi on the net.

― Ramosi, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

shit man between this and those lord custos threads will the ilx originality train ever stop speeding forward??

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who is Lord Custos? Are you honestly trying to clown?

― Ramosi, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

cody matthews is a white kid name? are radiohead the new prog??

― ethan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ans = data

― mark s, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

7. FABIAN POLLARD

― michael bourke, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

― chris, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How about all those 80's soap opera names? Like "Fallon Carrington" and all that.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

8. Paddy O'Connor.

― Ronan, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tarquin Lovejoy Aloysious Hoedown Bromley-Billington III Jnr Esquire.

― Nick Southall, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall is God, almost as much as Bill Drummond is.

― Nick Southall, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Chalky White.

― jel --, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Reggie Cleveland

― Kris, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maximillian Baakstaab, Kent Pressure, Lindell Stronghold, Morphie Spurience, David B'Gac, Saginald Westbury Thinktank IV, Ian Piss, Chortinald Retro-McGuiness, Seawold Happenstance, "The Great Yif", Amanda Klanbang, Traci Strippsho, McKennedy Bonsetta-Que, Louis Food, Able Namenshame . . . . . . . . .

― Lynskey, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ghostface Killah, Derek Smith, William Smith.

― david h, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nathan Barley

― Nathan Barley, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bourke wins

― Ramosi, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He actually exists. I hate his guts.

― michael bourke, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i made a mixtape called The Bunker Sessions once, and after i'd done it, i was thinking, shit, i wonder if i subconsciously stole that name from something else. so, i did a search and theres a guy out there called Bunker Sessions, hes some top technology dude

― gareth, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tolliver Whist

― tyler, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ethan Padgett.

― Ally, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I used to know a Fabian. Fabian Pope.

― Kim, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally OUCH that hurt. Oh no, that was just a zit that popped.

― ethan's groupie, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah stay hardcore 'ally cat'

― ethan, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ethan is the second realest nigga evah, yo

― wm h, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

josh stop that.

― ethan, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hahaha

― Josh, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Once again I pull out Ramosi's bizarre imputation machine.....accuracy not guaranteed for this one....I'm betting that the pinefox, Nitsuh, and Maria are the kind of people that think all the names in this thread are actually pretty good

― Ramosi, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nitsuh is the whitest guy I know.

― bnw, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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